Do you agree with the idea portrayed in this picture?
>>25501408
Yes, absolutely
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>>25501408
Literally The Halo Effect
Why no one likes robots: the picture
>mom gave me the "im not always going be around forever you know" speech
how do i counter attack?
>neither am i
then kill yourself
Good riddance you old bag
>"and this dick isn't going to suck itself. i fail to see your point."
photo says it all!!!
when will it occur?
>>25501288
not soon enough for my taste
>>25501251
>>25501288
they are adorable you leave them alone, internet bullies.
you've had your time, and now its time for you to move it on along.
YOU HEARD ME
who here /nofriends/ ?
>>25501198
yep. just me and my thoughts
I know that feel man
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>>25501411
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
every fucking time
normies kept staring at me at the gym today. I'm pretty sure I made a fool out of myself doing exercises wrong also.
>tfw I'm canceling my gym membership tomorrow
>>25501033
just buy your own weights/bench and a stationary bike/go on walks. The gym is a meme to get people to pay loads for equipment that's cheap as fuck online.
>>25501033
don't cancel it anon. watch more videos on how to do them right online and practice the motions with household objects in the mirror
>>25501033
Are you fat?
original comment
>tfw no homely chubster gf
>>25500966
>chubster
that's morbidly obese m8
as filthy and disgusting as she is. as socially retarded as she is.
she has had more sex than any of you can even imagine. those tats. guys actively try to hook up with her on a regular basis. she has never gone without sex or love outside of high school.
>>25500966
I could work with that, if it wasn't for the tats and that thing on her upper lip.
>tfw beat up my mom
>she's calling the police now
if you really did, you probably deserve it
why would you do such a thing anon
She finally reaped what she sowed right OP?
not funny OP. not to us who actually had to defend themselves.\
I'm going on a date with this girl pretty soon. She just posted this though. How worried should I be?
>>25500901
Nah, go for it. She's probably crazy in bed.
Don't.
Go.
For.
Yellow.
Girls.
Don't worry. She's just trying to say that she's not a slut.
Hey Anons do you have any tips to write porn?
I'm suddenly forced to do it but I don't know how to write anything. It feels cringy and boring.
>>25500865
Write with a hard on.
>>25500865
Write something edgy like your animes.
>>25500865
I haven't the faintest desu. I had some sort of impulse to start writing a porn story a while ago but then I abandoned it like most of my projects.
http://i.imgur.com/jO07MDy.png
25+ year old virgins only thread.
Will 2016 be any different? I can't see my year being any better than the previous 25.
>>25500834
>Will 2016 be any different?
Nope, I'm at the point where I don't even care anymore.
I'm almost 35. Turning it this year. What to do, robots?
>>25500834
>24
Fuck it i'm close enough. I probably won't since my only standard for a girl is
>Be a virgin
And that seems impossible at my age
>keep thinking i might have a good day
>never do
just fucking end it
explain more of your shit
>>25500870
fuck having problems.
>>25500809
Anon, do you really think that you're the only person on this world that suffers?
This guy right here is making upwards of $14,000 a month from streaming video games and shouting at his monitor. He's bought a massive house, has a hot girlfriend, and a bunch of friends that live with him. All because he happens to be a decent looking guy. Apart from his looks, he is an awkward beta asshole, but because of his appearance people automatically like him
>>25500793
well he is also a pretty good entertainer
but yeah it's 90% looks
>>25500793
Who is he?
Blocks
>>25500793
But he looks like the average guy on the street, OP.
>girl talks to me
>imagine spending the rest of our lives together
that dream is much sweeter than the real thing, robot.
>>25500761
you're probably right but im just so lonely
I had a dream last night...I was with my girlfriend. We were just walking along and talking. Met some random people and hung out with them. Was a good dream.
Hey guys.
I finally figured out the way I want to end my life because it's so pointless.
I want my death to look like an accident and not suicide.
I want to get life policy and I want the beneficiaries to be my parents.
I end my miserable depressed life
My parents think It was an accident and not suicide so they don't blame themselves
My parents get money from the life insurance policy
Nobody in my family feels ashamed or stigma because of my "accidental death." As opposed to suicide.
I haven't figured out...
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Get drunk and drive into a tree?
Shit, meng, I don't know.
Most of my "expertise" is around escaping life, not ending it. LOL
Hire a foreign hitman to run you over with a car
>>25500817
escaping life like a loser will cause my father more pain than my accidental death
I don't think father created me to escape life
but to help him in life.
He is physically disabled.
I feel bad that the thing he created is uncontrollably depressed person since the age of 11.
Been awhile since we've had one of these, anyine up for one?
Why not
Father says I have what it takes to model, too normie for me though
>>25500748
You look like fucking eggmans father.
>>25500924
This, fucking hell
>>25500795
You look like a pretender Chad
Why are you here
Pic is me