Briton here, I want to move to america but it seems the only way I can is by getting married?
Anyone here want to marry a cyoot and ambitious brit with the understanding that this is just to become an american citizen (although I'm sure we'd probably find ourselves in a relationship along the way)
I'll be supporting myself and potentially supporting you too.
Post contact info if serious and we'll talk.
>>25512922
Federal prosecutor here. This is illegal and I hope you try that shit on my state.
>>25513033
Its not illegal to get married mate.
>>25513033
Assuming this is true, what the fuck are you doing here?
Is there a reason for an infertile, inept man to put effort in anything he does, or even continue living?
The akmighty God
>>25512875
That would be for that man to decide, wouldn't it? Even the most capable of people can only derive value from life if they themselves feel like they're worth something.
Or you can look at things this way: you're infertile so you can fug a bunch of women no condor.
>>25512917
>Or you can look at things this way: you're infertile so you can fug a bunch of women no condor.
Oh y-yeah, never thought about that..
>tfw they don't make perfect popstars like this anymore
I was born in the wrong generation
>>25512840
Is it just me or people looked better back in the day?
Is it all the chemicals and shit in food or something?
>>25512876
It's all the fluoride I keep dumping in the water.
>>25512912
she looks awful in this pic, is that the effect of fluoride?
LOOK EVERYONE!
ANON WORE CLOTHES ON NAKED DAY!
>>25512822
I just didn't feel like breaking down the order in this microcosm of civilization by becoming an instant alpha by virtue of my massive cock.
>tfw you realize clothes are what separate humans from absolute savages enslaved by the guy with massive stick both figurately and not
>>25512822
are those women supposed to be attractive?
>>25512961
>tfw uglier than them
>tfw no man will ever want me
6th of January, 2016
>mfw 2016
>>25512809
I dont even care anymore
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
I hate this fucking little japanese moot so much i cant tell you
>time moves foward but nothing changes
It was 7 just a few moments ago, I seriously want off this ride
Is it okay when your first ever practice gf is a bit ugly?
That's the point you fucking retard
>>25512800
yes normies do it all the time
>Practice gf
Fuck off with this shitty meme you tryhard normie faggots.
>>>/soc/
>That feel when no sex.
>that feel when small dick
>that feel when manlet
>that feel when ugly
>that feel when no talent or future
>that feel when sex drive is still going crazy and your programming to find a woman and gf are still in full swing even though it's virtually impossible for you
desu idk why dicklets were even allowed to reproduce. Just end their misery...
Stop focusing on your shortcomings when talking to women. Don't worry about the things you can't change and focus on that which you can. You're amazing but have convinced yourself that you're awful. Just gotta reprogram yourself!
lmaoo loooooool kill yourself! lmaaaaaao
>2 months ago
>be 24/7 neet
>watching anime about manga artists
>decide to do something productive and spontaneously download fl studio without any experience in playing an instrument or music theory
Made some tracks already and it feels great. I really encourage everyone out there to find a more productive hobby than just playing video games all day and watching anime
heres what ive made so far
https://soundcloud.com/annedrank/processingsadness
I Like it anon. If you want to get more into it ode day read the everything essential guide to music theory. The one before that is about reading music but it's a bit of a bore.
>>25512824
thanks for the tip, I have actually been forcing myself alot to read up on music theory lately to better my understanding of producing my biggest problem currentlly is mixing volume so its not overwhelming. feel free to drop a link to any music you make as well
>>25512706
Keep it up anon. I recently began experimenting with fl studio too. Haven't played an instrument in years but it's a good outlet for creativity.
I want to make a tinder account just to see if I can get any matches. I don't have any plans to actually meet anyone.
How do I go about making this account?
Also; how can I avoid potential family or friends of family seeing it?
Enjoy a crippling shot to your self esteem anon!
>>25512702
My mom posted a pic of me on her facebook on my birthday (against my will, I don't use facebook, never had a social media account) and it has over 100 likes and 40+ comments from a bunch of random women saying im good looking.
That's kind of inspired me to do this......
>>25512763
Post the pic
Original
Is there such a thing as having fake memories? As in remembering things that didn't even happen at all?
>play pic related
>Ryo and his Father had a good relationship
>think of any Father and our relationship
>it was just like Ryo's
>oh wait no it wasn't
>my Father was absent for most of my childhood and I grew up disliking him, and I didn't like my father until after...
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>>25512659
thats perfectly normal i think
when i was a kid i did the same thing with nickelodeon shows
>>25512659
>any Father
Fuck, I meant MY Father
Started happening to me in the last few years.
Due to being alone my whole life I think out conversations in my head so to be prepared for everything, as well as to argue with myself.
I was so shut off at one point that I started remembering the conversations I've had with myself instead of what actually happened. Thought a family member lost a job once when in reality it was all in my head.
Why are girls such plebs?
No interests, no inquisitive mind. They just consume and wait for a guy to sweep them off their feet.
Is it because they're already put on a pedestal they have no 'need' to have any other values?
>>25512546
I think you might disregarding their interests because from your perspective they don't seem like "real" pursuits. But in that I don't think women in general are any worse than most robots.
>food, travel, and Netflix
is just the Stacy equivalent of
>vidya, anime, and history
Just because to us other people's interests are boring doesn't make them any less valid as wastes of time.
>>25512649
Baseless assumptions, anon.
Try and argue or call me a misogynist to dismiss me, don't bring something irrelevant to it when you have no basis.
>>25512649
> Netflix is on par with history
Can't bait me fagit
Anybody else treat their life like a game?
I have no interest or hobbies, I don't care for any people in this world. Myself included.
I'm 22, personality disorder af and unloved, but I'm very well adapted to hiding my feels and my pretending to be various types of people.
What I've decided to do is instead of just ending it all, pretend I'm playing the Sims.
See how far I can get in this world coming from a nothing childhood and a broken home. So far I've got a degree and a job in that field;
I'm trying to...
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>>25512523
>So far I've got a degree and a job in that field;
Stopped reading. You're just a failed normie.
>>25512523
but you're human. and as human you have free will and a soul. treat life as an experiment, but make it one that has its basis in being true to yourself. in seeing how far you can go. in how great you can become in yourself. in how much you can live up to your own vision for your own self!
not in self-denial. you are human. and a man at that. the past can only imprison you for as long as you lock it away in yourself out of fear. go into yourself and face it. face the shame, guilt, anger, regret, insecurity....
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>>25512655
I tried to do all that, it worked out in realising how alone I am. All I ever wanted was to be wanted. It's a shame, but I think this is the last straw.
I'm like a petulant child, kicked over the whole game with no shame screaming "I ain't playing if I can't win."
who else /freckle fetish/ here?
>>25512510
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>tfw don't even need to look at a naked woman to get myself off
>just a freckled face is more than enough fap material
>>25512510
>>25512534
Freckles are cute. C U T E
I accidentallied a Stacy. Was this a good opener? I just hope she says yes so I can close the deal fast.
She has a pic of her licking a cupcake.
>>25512503
>the predictive text
>>25512522
>the third option
>>25512503
Oh right. Pix.
Is it normal for a girl to not start conversations?
I started talking to this grill and soon started to chat, but the fact is that I've started about 4 conversations but she has started only one
Does this mean no;_;?
>>25512453
You raped her 4 times
I knew a gril over the internet. It was sort of expected for her to message me first.
Yes, that means no.
If she had any interest in you whatsoever, even friendship, she would show it.
she sees no value in you. You cannot be the Chad who fucks her and you can't be the emotional tampon either.
Try again with a different girl.