What do you truly want in life /r9k/?
Wife and kids. I didn't want it before, but I wanna kid and do my best that he doesn't become a failure like his dad.
>>29745625
To know the world objectivly and conceot wise.
from there you can do anything.
but im retarded so its pretty much over.
maybe that would kill my comfy feels, but the smarter ive gotten the more feels.
just end me now, i dont want to do it, someone else should, then i would not have to care about my parents and friends think.
Nothing anymore.
>tfw you made her laugh
>>29745608
>Tfw you made her laught multiple times
>She's still acts distants
What else do you want from me?
>tfw she was laughing at you
>tfw make her laugh
>tfw he makes her cum
how does it feel knowing that women are seriously making money by farting
>>29745531
it makes me feel like killing myself
i'm not surprised this was not an original comment
>>29745615
Holy shit that's tragic isn't it? Unsurprising, sure, but fuck man.
That might be the most profound thing the Robot's ever caused.
You mean pornhub is. And its the dumb fuckers watch it who are the problem i.e you.
>be trap but still present as male in public
>extremely underweight for boys
>skinnier than most girls
>parents want to consult a doctor to put weight on me
>they dont know about the hormones im taking and such
>dont want to gain nasty fat
how do i get out of this robots? i dont want them to know about the hormones even though theyll notice eventually. is suicide my only safe option?
>>29745493
Confess to your sins, anon. No lol, just be forthcoming to your parents and hopefully they understand. Or you could always rent yourself out and make a living that way, whatever works for you.
Wouldn't the hormones put weight on?
>stop being underage faggot
>move out
>never talk to them again
Who else /playing God/ here?
>decide I wanna create a monster
>bought mice to "feed snake" I'd what I told cashier
>new generation of sexuality ready mice every 40th day
>build labyrinth as memory training. Cages with simpler tasks as logic training and something that looks like a weighted sled for strength training
>benchmark every mice 5times and divide to get average performance
>only...
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>>29745445
Good luck hijack
You should keep a daily log of how it goes
>>29745517
A log? You thing a log of detailed enough?! I've made charts and statistics for every generations increase in performance
>>29745445
post pics
rjfngnfjfn
>be me on the road to home with the bus
>qt sits near you because there aren't any other free seats
>random free seat pops up
>qt stands up and instantly goes to that seat
Why? I'm not fat, I'm not stinky or something. Meh.
>>29745425
shes can smell your self hatred
you need to learn to forgive yourself
>>29745425
You need to put yourself in another person's shoes. It's called "empathy". If you were on a bus, would you rather sit scrunched up with a stranger, or would you rather have a seat all to your own?
>>29745457
I d-don't h-hate myself...
>go outside
>girls don't behave like in animu
What a dreadful place
>>29745382
my half sister was simular to aqua from konosuba.
i was a small (cute) boy, and watching that anime reminded me of her.
i even stared at her boobs and ass lol.
>>29745382
>wanting a disgusting girl like yuno
0/10
>>29745382
>>29745762
it'd only be hot if she was stronk and rich
so she could forcefully rape you daily until your ticker stops
>last weekend
>meet my old high school crush at party
>3 years since we last saw each other
>one of those 10/10 girls that are super cute and comfy
>tells me text her next time we're in the same city
Would you? I have changed a lot since high school and i now realize that we dont have anything in common except growing up in the same area
>>29745377
Just fuckin' do it.
Dear lord, I know I'm guilty of this as well but don't put so much fucking thought into it.
>>29745414
I would rather just forget about her since we study at different colleges
Just go for it and remember
>One text
>Two text
>No response?
>Move on
How do robots make money?
I need $150 by the end of this month for college. Due to my autism I am good at doing shit with computers, and I'm majoring in computer engineering, starting my sophomore year.
I just want to do simple computer jobs for like $10 a pop that I can do completely online. I literally am not allowed to leave the house, my parents think I will die if I go outside (which is fucking retarded because then they send me to live on my own for a year at college).
I looked over Craiglist but it's so slow and the majority of postings...
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>>29745327
I work at a movie theater, shoveling popcorn and asking if people would like butter with that.
Pretty okay gig. I get free movies and I'm gonna use one to see Swiss Army Man today.
>>29745376
The only problem is I have a month until my sophomore year starts and I have to move back into the dorms so I can't start a full-time job
I applied to 32 full-time positions at the beginning of summer and got rejected from all of them
>>29745440
Holy hot damn, kek
Well if you only need $150 a part time shift will do you just fine, even at min wage.
>women don't want to have sex with me
>they still talk to me and want me to act with them as if they were princesses
Fuck women
>>29745313
So treat them like a princess. Marry them off to a man they never met to forge alliances. .
>women only want to have sex with me
>can't have female friends, they either wanna fuck or are not interested
Fuck women.
>>29745441
>dfr
Any other NEETs feel like the day is too long when you wake up before noon?
It's boring and I feel all shitty. The coffee I drank makes me have to poop too much. 2pm is official best time to wake up.
I don't pay attention to the clock.
I nap when i'm tired, sleep when exhausted and play the the rest of the time.
Although I usually end up awake during the dead hours, I love the silence.
The later you wake up the better imo. I avoid sunlight like the plague
>>29745356
>>29745341
Yeah, middle of night is the only time I feel like a person and not a sack of flesh. Its weird.
Autist here someone tell me if my shoes are autism. You fuckers made me paranoid. Other autists feel free to gather information as well
they're not autistic
t. autist
>>29745301
Only the way you tied it, the shoes are fine imo.
>>29745301
I was gonna yes because say fake Vans but I can't tell if that's your left or right foot
Quick reminder that if you want to kill yourself you should at least donate your organs. You could literally save someone that wants to live but can't.
>>29745270
Yeah, no. I don't care about saving anyone.
But then I wouldn't be completely dead.
That's not cool.
>>29745270
robots are selfish and lack the ability to think outside the moment
*blocks your path*
*unsheathes steam powered katana*
heh..... going somewhere kiddo...?
Yeah, to kill you and your infidel family ALLAHU AKBAR
>>29745437
*unsheathes pig carcass*
You picked the wrong opponent mudslime
>>29745584
Oy vey white man, you should let him stab you a couple times at least, reparations my fellow MEMER.
*unsheathes coinpurse*
Anyone still missing their high school crush?
Thought I would get over quickly but I was wrong.
>>29745204
I've never had a crush
Orginals
>>29745204
She still pops up in my dreams sometimes, but I don't really care anymore. Near the end, she was on her way to becoming some roastie anyway. It's amazing what 3 years can do to change people.
I don't even remember her.
She was in my dream last night. Been a while since I dreamed about high school. But I don't feel anything towards her anymore, I only feel disappointed at myself for not moving on and fucking other girls in high school.