>be NEET
>"get a job and stop being a leech!!!"
>got job
>now literally don't have time/energy to do anything at all besides work and sleep
WHAT THE FUCK
Welcome to Mr. Adult's Wild Ride! The Ride never ends!
>>25518339
>he fell for the wagekek meme
>be NEET
>"get a job and stop being a leech!!!"
>apply for a job
>"eww can you believe that loser had the nerve to apply here? someone throw his application in the trash and then call chad in for his interview, and tell him to wear his extra tight jeans"
sup circleje/r9k/
seeing as there's 12 days of Christmas, i just wanted to pop in at the very end and say; May all the fullness of Season be yours this day and forever more.
love,
christfag
~
ps: new year, new tripcodeburnt the old one messing around on another *chan - was #jimmy st
also; have i ever discoursed to you the subject of how tripfags are always in it for the attention, and there are no depths to which they will not sink to get it?
really, we're quite shameless
pity reply
don't bother responding
>>25519050
jokes on you, reverse psychology always works on tripfags so i did reply and now you look a real dum dum
Hey robots. There are 2 girls that I really want to ask out right now, both blondes. Please, convince me not to.
Do it. You'll regret if you don't. Took me 1 year to ask out the girl I'm with now. I wish I did it the week I met her.
>>25518168
Go for it faggot
Only 1 tho
>>25518168
are you non-white?
>there are people here right now eating greasy ass fucking McDonalds
>stuffing their fucking gullets with sickening fast food full of empty calories, fattening carbs and sugars, and fucking low grade quality meat you wouldn't even feed to your dog or cat
>these same fat/skinny fucks have the nerve to make fun of and insult me for eating pet food, despite being fucking RIPPED unlike their fucking out of shape asses
How the fuck is that shit fair, normies eat this filth...
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Some of what I eat btw. I'm having a can of this for lunch right now, with some chopped carrots and celery, and some club soda. Tonight I'm gonna have another can of this with 2 cups of dry gravy train mixed together, and some kale.
>>25518259
Alpo is too salty for me now... it's been ever since they changed their recipe a couple years ago.
>>25518259
d-do you add spices? or even cook it?
I WANT MY MORNING TEA BUT MY AUNT WHO I'M ESTRANGED FROM IS IN THE KITCHEN. LEAVE MY HOME RIGHT NOW.
>>25518096
no.
t. aunt
how can you be estranged from an aunt? did you try to fuck her? otherwise just ignore the bitch and get your tea.
or order one of these and wait two days http://www.amazon.com/Ovente-KP72W-Cordless-Electric-1-7-Liter/dp/B00DEQDEZA/ref=sr_1_4?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1452021891&sr=1-4&keywords=electric+kettle
>>25518096
I get that feel OP. I absolutely DESPISE when people are in my house in the morning, even if I like them.
My morning routine is sacred. reee
is it possible to transcend into pure energy?
>>25518069
ask /fringe/ on infinite chan.
>>25518094
i asked you
fuckface
>>25518069
Yeah, but it takes lots of concentration and commitment
I've heard drinking bleach can help facilitate the process
I went to go get Krystal for lunch. For those of you not living the in the South, Krystal is basically White Castle. So I put on my blinker to signal I'm making a right turn into the Krystal. I check my rearview mirror to make sure the car behind me sees that I'm slowing down. In the car behind me is some qt3.14 girl and a guy who is presumably her boyfriend. As I make the right turn into Krystal, I see in my mirrors the qt3.14 turn in her seat to look directly at me turning, and she's just laughing her ass off at me. I don't understand. What did I do wrong?...
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>>25518048
Odds are she wasn't looking at you
>>25518135
She was. I was the only person turning into Krystal. She was in the passenger seat. I was making a right turn. She turned and looked right at my car and laughed. I was the only thing she could've been looking at.
She was probably laughing at something the guy said and you just assumed it was about you because you have low self-esteem/social phobia.
That's a lot more common than you think. If I walk into a room and people laugh, I always think they're laughing at me. For that reason, I barely leave my house.
In the future, maybe not so soon, will i get into trouble if i call an female attractive?
>>25518033
Anon, you realize you're pondering word raping a person right?
You could go to jail for this.
Only if you're ugly.
I have a friend who randomly sends me random chicks numbers and asks me to get nudes. It always starts out as one or two word replies until I get an excuse to send a face pic. After this I can normally close in a week.
I'm 5'8 and tell them this too, girls only care about looks.
I love getting compliments. But I'm a normie. Use your SJWtumblradar.
So after about 8 years of slowly becoming a shut-in I've decided to make an appointment with a psychologist tomorrow.
Now I have second thoughts.
Do I go or not?
I've tried the same last year, but turned around right in front off the office and walked away.
Yes. I would definitely recommend it. Even just getting your thoughts out of your head and at a neutral third party can help.
>>25517990
Yeah I understand that, but it's been years since I've talked to anyone above a superficial level.
Are you paying? If so, i wouldn't. If not then you might as well considering you're a shut-in, not like you have anything else to do.
Anyone ever used one of these? I'm trying to gain more girth. Thoughts?
>inb4 lol
you can't "gain" anything with a cock you idiot. you can temporarily increase the bloodflow in the area but it's nothing more than a temporary increase.
learn some biology.
>>25517901
Please post a daily diary and take progress measurements and pics
You would be a legend amongst the small-dicked for debunking/confirming the product
>>25517934
Prove it
> you can't
Hey anon, found this pic of you and your friends from freshman year
>>25517884
they might be geeks but damn there's a lot of them. why not just let them have fun in their own little group/world they're not hurting anyone
>would probably have fallen hard for that little faggot in the Charlie Brown shirt
>>25517884
so many autism flags in one place. it hurts
Check out this big brown log I made after a week of being bed ridden with the flu.
put a smug Pepe on the end of it
epic shit op
Foul as fuck anon, I'll give it a 9/10"
I honestly browse 9gag every night in bed on my phone before I go to sleep except for when i'm drunk.
Come fight me faggots
>>25517765
Welcome back.
Reddit is the new folk demon around here, by the way.
Why do you browse it tho?
Apart from the UI being nice (just scroll down and get bombarded by "funny" pictures) there is nothing good about it.
It's okay, OP. Your father can't molest you anymore.
Review the other boards you browse in one sentence. I only browse /r9k/ and need to branch out.
Your picture is triggering me. why is his english so bad?
>>25517692
/mu/ an awful place that managed to form a hivemind without even having a voting system like reddit, but despite vast amount of shitposts and autism, you'll find some neat music and have a good time.
/sp/ the best shitposting and meme spamming board around, gamethreads are always fun.
/sci/ really slow and super elitist board, interesting topics but you'll get completely shat on if you don't know advanced math/science.
Hello,
I know you guys aren't my diary, or a self-help group. But I just need to write this down and know somebody read it. I know most of you here are normies nowadays..
It's almost 6AM. I'm slipping into my old delusional habits. I swear, they're fucking watching me again. Somebody, somewhere. I don't even know who. I'm a NEET on disability pension in my country. I know the government is watching to see if I'm really ill. All they do is try drag me into work time and time again. A session here, a session there; evaluation here, evaluation there. It's like they enjoy taunting me. Like they want to drag me in for show and inspect every inch of me. And then they sound fed-up with me, like I should be better now I'm swallowing these pills they throw at me. Life's blurry, anons. And this place is one of my few escapes, whether it becomes normie ridden or not. How do I convince myself they're not keeping me under surveillance? Or if they are, how do I catch them? I've inspected entirety of my room, curtains are closed.. This is all too stressful. I just want to grow my vegetables again and pretend to be a functional human being.
You live a fucked up life man, I feel sorry for you.
>>25517891
Thank you for at least reading, anon. I feel like I'm constantly on the fence between sanity and insanity and this middle-ground is death. Still unsure how to catch them watching me or how to convince myself they aren't at all.
Find some cloth with which you can cover your body and pretend that make you invisible,can that work?
Im sorry for your situation and i dont think they watching you i hope you get better