I JUST SMASHED MY FUCKING TESTICLES AGAINST THE TOILET SEAT, FEELS LIKE IT GOT FUCKING CRUSHED. I WAS SQUATTING ON THE TOILET AND SLIPPED AND MY SACK FELL BETWEEN THE SEAT AND MY LEG, IT GOT SQUISHED.
FUCKING GIVE ME SOME HELP AND NO FUCKING NORMIES POST IN THIS THREAD!!!!
check out some sadistic bdsm forum or some shit and see how guys handle having their nuts crushed with high heels
>>25531147
There just isn't a cure for this amount of autism.
now you'll never have kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey everyone, its been nice but its time to go. I have tried my best to give advice when its needed. I even made someone's night once, helped them with an obscure problem with an east but obscure answer. That felt good, and I have seen a lot of really interestkmg threads. This board has an interesting sub population that's hard to find anywhere else. The choose your ability/world/power/artifact/etc. threads are amazing.
Overall it's too negative though. It's too much of an echo chamber. Everyone isn't feeling well, which is why they connect here...
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>>25529273
Goodbye.I don't know who you are
>>25529435
Just someone who posted advice sometimes. Im not so high profile.
>>25529663
Their mentality is not susceptible to advice. It's expected. They have to realize for themselves that they are the problem and have to adjust accordingly. It's going to take some self-introspection for them to figure it out on their own. You can try to lead them there but they will most likely dismiss any advice.
seriously you guys FUCK OFF
I like them. What happened OP, not enough pizza to fill your huge fat stomach, you 400+ lb kid?
>>25529361
I prepare and cook all of my meals myself and I prefer the taste of quality ingredients not this degenerate shit
>>25529476
I've always had Little Caesars when I was younger. Best fucking breadsticks.
I just matched with a girl on Tinder! What do I do?! I'm freaking out!
>>25529121
Delete the app man she might trace it back to you!
>>25529268
B-but I want her probably hairy vagina.
>>25529321
say hi
>gf is fucking my dog in the other room again
>she's calling out my dog's name and moaning loudly
>I have to wait my turn
>>25529055
how about that
pics or it didn't happen gaylord
>>25529055
>has a gf
check your normie privilege and your dubs
Are there any women who dress like this? I want one
>>25530170
i would but my legs are way too fat to pull it off
get a /cgl/ or tumblr gf anon
>>25530170
Little girls tend to
>>25530170
Yes most single mothers I know dress like that. You're in luck because they don't do one night stands either and only want serious relationships.
I'm looking for a practice bf, someone I can have a relationship with, and emotional devotion and commitment to, without sex. I'm okay with kissing and cuddling, but nothing beyond.
Would you be willing to be someone's practice bf if she was a virgin? Also, what should I look for in a practice bf, and what are red flags to avoid?Robots, you gave some good advice last time, so if you're willing to share more, I'm all ears.
>without sex.
>>25528994
Where are you located? That's a good starting point
do you never want to have sex or are you assuming the practice bf won't be someone you'd enjoy sex with?
> tfw stacey who friend-zoned me keeps calling every 2 months asking for free drugs
I always tell her that she can have some drugs if she lets me creampie her but she always says
> Aw that's sweet but I just see you as a good friend
Why would you give free shit to people? Does this seriously work on other men? Obviously not since she seems to be cycling through them back to me every couple of months.
Lately she also calls up to ask me romance questions about Chad.
I can somewhat...
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by "sociopath" i meant "aspergers"
3 options
>pay like everyone else and quit being a worthless fucking sponge
>use the barter system and trade for good/services of equal value
>give up the pussy
"Grass, gas, or ass... nobody rides for free" is a saying for a reason. Live by it.
>>25529397
Yeah I tell her this flatly and she just hangs up and calls some other guy I guess.
I wouldn't mind trading for sex though but I think my method of broaching the subject is somewhat autistic ("Yes, you can have some if you fuck me." in a loud, flat. monotone voice)
What would a normal person say to move this in an "ass for grass" direction?
Any of you have any early sexual greentext stories?
>be like 12
>be from a family that moved from one country to another
>when people from our country would come to new country, my mother would offer them a spare room we had until they got a job
>this one time we had a woman in her 40s who was just taking her vacation here
>my mom was always working the poor lady so most of the time when i got home from school i would procastinate...
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Fuzzy innocent incest memory
>be ~5 can't really remember
>parents didn't care if I saw what they were watching
>sex and the city, some normie movies with sex scenes
>5 year old me thinks it looks fun
>monkeyseemonkeydo.gif
>female cousin comes over for playtime
>she's same age
>bonus: she's hot...
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>>25528671
....Inue
got a bare back blow job from an escort. It was really rough, and my penis hurts pretty bad. My urethra and shaft hurts. Im hoping its just sore, or a simple urethritis.
Did you ever get an sti?
Was it your first real interaction down there? Are you uncircumcised?
This happened to me when I got sucked off by a hooker (with a condom though because I'm not an idiot), the pain carried on until I was having rough sex and my frenulum snapped, there was fuckloads of blood and I had to get circumcised but now it doesn't hurt
>>25528382
Don't feel bad man. I fucked one raw Saturday night. Came balls deep inside her, she didn't mind at all.
I always go oral without condom if possible when i see hookers i can barely feel it with a condom. Im already using a condom for penetration.
Why do people from this country delude themselves into thinking they're funny or cool?
Why do they need to ALWAYS have the last word?
>>25528270
People are people, cunts come from all over the world. You are just mad cos you have a shit accent desu.
Nobody from the UK really thinks it's that cool
>>25528270
We under no circumstances think that Britain is in any way funny or cool. HOWEVER, we are bloody grateful to not be Americans, and therefore the laughing stock of the world.
There's a new rich white rapper named Young C.E.O. that put out a music video called "Secret Illuminati Rap Video Leaked" where he shows off his money and raps about his trust fund.
How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC5MKI9gD8s
>>25528177
F R E S H
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Hpost malone is better. shrill voice bad feel man
>>25528219
you hear the kid's real voice a few times in the song. If he just used that this would be good, honestly. His flow is impressive.
>>25528177
this dude is genuinely good at rapping, he has so much potential.
Cleaning out my inbox of documents and images, found this coupon. I'm guess you robnits can print and use it.
Can't beat a free crazy bread! I like based Marinar but my wife's son prefers the cheddar sauce.
My coupon is better, but no one ever uses it :^)
>>25527937
Unfunny bs. Kill self pls OP
>>25527937
It expired anon.
It's been five years since my girlfriend died in a car accident. To this day, the only thing that helps me with the depression, is a piping hot bag of crazybread.
>>25527811
I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm happy for your delicious crazybread. Do you get the marinara sauce, too?
Are there any good desserts at Little Ceasers?
I don't want to feel this way forever
Anyone here ever try the Little Caesers deepdish pizza? I'm torn between the DD and the HnR pep
LC is pretty much the same pizza as a place like Cici's. I can eat more for my money at a buffet. However, they usually don't have that much deep dish. The deep dish is the only reason to get LC.
MFW they offer promotions that include a free order of crazy bread
>>25527288
Based shill poster coming through hot and ready tonight.