Tfw minion
>>25533042
I post on /tv/ too
>>25533060
Doesn't change the facts
manlets on suicide watch when?
Who gets panic attacks over physical discomfort here?
>slight muscle ache in arm
>think its a heart attack
>>25533035
>pain in center of stomach
>think my organs are failing
turned out to just be excessive gas desu sempai but my heart is still racing and i'm incredibly tense.
>get headache
>definitely aneurysm
>tingling in left hand
>well fuck, heart attack
>headache
>stroke
Hypochondria's a bitch, lads
>tfw social anxiety
>only one friend irl who is most likely annoyed by me
>can't barely even manage to have normal interactions with other people online
>whenever someone expresses interest in being my friend and asks for my skype, kik, etc. I tell them I don't have one so I don't embarrass myself trying to talk to them.
Why am I like this and how can I stop
>tfw all relatable
and when you do finally talk to someone it's either
>slightly sweat while laughing slightly too hard at something thats not even funny
or
>pretending to be really funny and sociable but you can feel yourself dying inside while you make that reddit-tier joke
>>25532969
go to bed snake
le social anxiety may may :))))))))
Kill yourself
Normies, why are you even here? This used to be a safe space for retards like me. Now this board is filled with normalfag garbage.
What do you gain by coming to a website specifically designated for neets and the socially retarded? Are we amusing to you? Is it like taking a day trip to the zoo?
Well, whatever you try to accomplish by coming here, you've done it. All the autists are gone. Only normies remain. You've invaded and taken over one of our only safe zones.
And the normies call us disgusting.
>specifically designed for neets and the socially retarded
i don't think so senpai
>>25532954
>What do you gain by coming to a website specifically designated for neets and the socially retarded?
Except it's not. This board was made for the posting of original content. The whole "robot" shit is just a prime example of cancer taking over a site. Eventually moot lost hope and killed the robot, but now that Hiroyuki put it back online you really have no claim over this board.
We could easily coexist with you but you have to go and shoot up a school and reee at every post.
These three fucking normies want you to join their club, but in order to become a member you have to smell and lick their smelly bare feet.
What do you do?
>>25532936
I like this thread. I like it a lot.
>smell and lick haruhis feet to prevent the apocalypse\
>politley decline boobs mcgees feet because she doesnt actually want me to touch her feet and I dont care about her feet
>worship yukis feet, request a mold of them be made so I can wear them as a hat, and then propose to her
>>25532992
You fucker, I want to worship and propose to Nagato.
>You have the only answer, which also happens to be the best one.
>tfw you only have a fetish for 2D feet.
LITTLECEASERS
TAKING HER TO THE HOT-N-READY(R) FEEDING GROUNDS
Never going to that piece of shit place again worthless fucking pizza.
frozen pizza > 5 dollar lil ceasears imo
Bots, I just don't get it.
I don't get why/how being an easy slut is appealing or why whoring around is such a fun trend.
I don't get why it's fucking hilarious that I don't fuck every male who has glanced at me.
I don't get why not flirting with anything that breathes establishes me as prude.
I don't get why not wearing a tight as fuck V-neck, enormously padded push-up bra, and jeans that hinder my breathing renders me as an outcast.
I do, however, at last understand why women are regarded as such stupid drabs and why absolutely...
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How does $3.65 become $667.95?
>>25532966
women can't do math
>>25532966
i think you increase the amount you put in by a penny a day
Can we all agree that little caesars has some of the best pizza deals put into motion in the last decade?
The pretzel pizza was $6 and was the best shit ever
deals are good but the pizza is shit
There is a local pizza chain where I'm from that has better 5 dollar pizza and 3 dollar bread sticks
>I have/had a gf
>I have/had friends
>I have been to a party
>I have/had a job
>I have had conversations that lasted more than a 10 words
>I have a license
>I am Catholic
>I am a nigger
>I don't watch anime
>I don't play eroge
>I...
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>>25532707
How about instead YOU leave and go to wizard chan or infinichan with the rest of the defectives?
>>25532836
I have been on 4chan since 2006, please respect my seniority and at least stop posting if you must browse this board.
You leave retard I'm catholic why should that affect my ability to contribute to this board you Fedora
>tfw don't have a crush
Anyone else know this feel? I miss having a girl to dream about
>>25532617
iktfb
makes me feel numb and empty. Hardly even fap these days.
>>25532617
If you mean that because you've gotten over her- then stop it normie ree
If your mean you've never had a crush, then you're lucky.
I haven't had a crush since I was a sophomore in high school. I'm 23 now, so that makes it about 8 years.
If dubs and you're a girl you must leave this board
but I want to be a little girl.
id love a reason to not get on here
I get a lot of dubs but I'll risk it.
You're daily reminder, that if you perm your hair you are part the problem in the black community.
>>25532582
>have afro fetish
>go to college in 50% black city
>80-90% of black girls there straighten their hair
>it looks fucking disgusting
JUST
>>25533251
I mean really black women especially need to stop perming their hair.
>>25532582
I thought those rags were a fashion statement. Turns out it's a hair thing. Hilarious.
>buy my wife's son a ps4 for christmas
>want to play it on weekends when he is away visiting my wife's ex chad
>he takes it with him to play at that fucker's house all the time
Why do things never turn out like we expect them?
fuck off /v/
>>25532528
Buy yourself one then nigger, this shit ain't rocket surgery.
>my wife's son
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
I did it for you /r9k/
....What is it?
Is this something in Fallout 4?
>>25532515
this is real life anon
>>25532529
But what is it?
It looks like a loaf of bread
When I go down to the swimming pool it seems like there are way more fat women than men. In fact there are almost no fat men at all, but hundreds of women who are fat to the point of obesity.
I'm not going to make any sweeping statements based on my own limited experience. I'm just wondering if this is some kind of general trend that others have noticed.
>>25532475
That's why they are called whales anon.
Women are lazy and can't stop stuffing their face, what do you expect?
ive noticed it too OP. if youre ever in a bar or a club etc most of the girls, in my experience, will be overweight.