>tfw I spend all day stressing about what I should do with my life.
>tfw society tells me to get it together and settle down with a nice girl
>tfw these things make me suicidal
At least at the end of the day I've got a great pizza joint a mile away from my house. I don't call ahead and I don't order online. It's Hot-N-Ready waiting for consumption. Thanks little caesars.
>get off work at wagecuck job
>stop by a dominos
>wait 4 minutes for them to get off the phone and actually give me the time of day
>y-you guys got anything I dont have to wait 20 minutes for?
>haha no everything has to go through the oven
>o-okay
fucking dominos
>>25532738
We've all been there before, brother. It's how we got here to begin with.
>>25532660
>a mile away from my house
So which one of you is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitQYgCqA-0
>a permaboy is still more handsome than you
>>25532597
the dude is giant
>>25532703
he's pretty big. no neck though.
oneitis is mad at me and is ignoring me while she talks with her bf
i don't want to live
>>25532587
let's feel together anon
>scared away oneitis with my attachment issues and now she's talking to random robots on omegle and will probably never message me again
>angry at bf
>ignoring him and talking to my orbiter
>oneitis has a bf
cuck desu senpai
How do I stop being a reddit fag?
Someone please convince me to delete my account. I hate that place and every shitty opinion that comes from it but I just can't stop using it.
>>25532443
Just use Voat instead.
the only good subs there are the ones that aren't filled with normies, which is like 5%. do you really want to be part of a website that you only enjoy 5% of? delete that shit already
I don't even get how you can get into that site. I've tried many times and could never spend more than an afternoon.
If you were a girl, what would your name be?
You asking for what people would want, or what they knew/expected their parents would have went with at the time if they got a girl?
Natalie or Antonette.
>>25532419
You're overthinking the question,Autist.
>be roastie
>also dumb dyke
>get urge to "put dick in woman"
>can imagine phantom sensation
>will never actually have penis
>or even a qt 3.14 to put penis in
God damn it.
At least you fuckers can rape a girl.
I was given memes instead of an actual life.
>>25532307
You can always use a strapon.
>>25532307
>At least you fuckers can rape a girl
This is almost autistic enough to not be bait.
>>25532340
but I want to fill her with cum as she squeals about how she doesn't want to get pregnant.
>spend almost all my paycheck on girl streamers
>they never say thank you
>they never play the ps4 I bought them
no way this is bait!
>>25532263
this is fake.
you just wanted to post that ps beanie wojak.
vtard
Think of it from someone else's perspective you selfish fuck.
>poor girl has to deal with creepy losers who want to talk with her just because they buy her things
Get some perspective
>tfw my cat is older than some girls in porn now
>>25531738
>tfw souffle falls
>>25531738
>tfw your hair isn't as poofy as you want it to be
>tfw you learn many anons fap to pictures of your oneitis
Tfw you never feel hungry anymore and have to keep track of when you eat so you don't suffer from not eating for too long
ITT: Post pics of the girl/guy or type of girl/guy you consider to be in your league.
I keep seeing robots claim they're batting for "average looking" girls who aren't at all too attractive for them, but I have a feeling a lot of you faggots have a skewed idea of what is "average looking."
Pic related: this is the type of girl most of you should probably be aiming for.
Are we talking attractiveness or value?
I'm pretty ugly but I have money
>>25531630
Either is fine. I just want some concrete context for robots' dating woes. Walls of BAWWWW text are unhelpful.
I'm as attractive as this girl. However, since she has a vag and fulfills the "nerd girl" niche, she's out of my league.
>want to immigrate to US
>the girl I planned to marry bails out
>tfw
>>25531355
>tfw no replies
>tfw no qt Americans offering like I hoped
I'm sorry nobody wants to post in your thread, foreign man. Would you like to talk about it?
I might be up for helping you out. Where are you from and do you have a nice accent?
I'm going to say something incredibly beta. I need to get some input on it, though.
I live in the United States, and I am considering transferring to London for uni next year.
There are several reasons why it would be good for me:
>gets me out of my parents' house
>live on my own/with dormmates
>see a new city/country
>can get a bachelor's degree in 3 years as opposed to 4
>better opportunities...
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I like it. Environments where we are far from loved ones and out of our comfort zone are where we can develop ourselves the most. This will be good for you. Use your irrational infatuation for the good cause.
>>25531286
I'm glad you aren't judging me super harshly, I do acknowledge the retardation of it all but I do agree that it would be great for my own personal development.
I have already started losing weight, down 10 lbs and will need to lose another 30 before I start an intensive bulk. So I do feel it is a genuine motivator.
Thank you for the support.
>>25531231
Go for it.
You'll only come across her if you are actively looking for her. Follow her on twitter and if she posts "i'm going to [tourist spot or some other populated area/fancy restaurant] with [blank]" you will show up there and follow her home, from then on you can run into her whenever.
Don't let her notice you when you're following her home or at the event unless you plan on using it in conversation later on.
are you ready, anon? ready for VR porn and a new era where women become truly obsolete?
>tfw no gf?
no problem, just get one of the thousand different gf simulators and create your perfect gf to fuck and cuddle.
this board is nearing a revolution.
>>25531005
how much are they?
>>25531005
I don't cuddle with my eyeballs, bud.
>>25531027
We will know in a day or two. Expensive.
Best brand of nuggers?
>the only good nugger is an eaten nugger
Drop that Tyson in OP and get these.
>>25530532
Just go vegan
>>25506155
I'd rather play a game of sudoku with a sword.
>Robots:
LC
Totino's Pizza Rolls
Papa Murphy's
Chuck E Cheese
>Normies
Normie Hut
DiGiorno
California Pizza Kitchen
>Chad
Dominos
Papa John's
Where does Pizza Pizza fall?
>make any possible pizza online with a great topping editing menu
>punch in your address and that you're paying in cash
>tell them to keep the change to minimize exposure
All of their delivery guys look pretty suicidal too.
>>25530584
I've never heard of them.
>>25530605
It's a Canadian chain
Hey guys, tranny here
Just thought id share that in the past 2-3 weeks on tinder ive hooked up with 4 females and ive got another 4 who are shoeins, plus another 4 i passed up on because standards
How does it feel being more beta than a "tranny freak"? Lol
Love, /lgbt/
Have fun getting lynched like the degenerate you are when they find out
Love, tumblr
>>25529950
i don't really feel anything anymore.
trannies are pretty cute though, too bad they all turn into brianna wu by the time they hit 30
>>25529950
Feels good being able to get gf irl without having to resort to Internet dating and hook-up sites, unlike dumb tranny shits like yourself.