>put $25 into betting site
>lose it all on blackjack in under 5 minutes
I am such a fucking idiot.
>>25536758
You think that's bad?
I spent 600 yuropoors on CSGO cases and the most expensive thing I got in return was an awp asiimov FT. (32yuros)
>>25537276
Jesus Christ. That's worse
the deal or no deal game on betfair is fucking rigged i swear
>have a driving test tomorrow
>can't drive for shit
>so nervous I feel like throwing up
How the fuck do I stop this?
Don't go
>orginnn cummnt
>>25536753
I've already paid $100 to do it, I gotta or else I'll get fined
>>25536764
How much is the fine desu?
>Wakeup to rumbling sounds
>Still dark out
>Realize you are on a train.
>Still 8hrs from destination
>also realize rumbling was from couple next to mine having sex and me alone in the next room
>The ride never ends
I'm want off
>tfw you want to have sex on a train
>tfw you will never be a young teen traveling alone on a long trip sharing a compartment with a stranger
>you will never have sex with that stranger in the sleeping compartment, knowing that no one will ever know
>>25536656
The sleeping compartments suck. I'm on the Auto train. Also if just realize the seating in the car behind me is completely empty despite being full in thr start.
Nice camera opie.
Take another pic in HDR mode please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I
This guy right here
>Well kempt
>Confident
>Funny
>In touch with his spirituality
>Honest
>Emotive
>Good body language
>Friendly
>Traveled
>Tall
>Not ugly
>Avant...
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everything that r9k isnt
>>25536565
>>Confident
>>In touch with his spirituality
>>Emotive
>>Good body language
>metaphysical
>>Funny
>>Honest
Experience shows those two groups are contradictory.
>>25536831
then hes jesus fucking christ because he brought them together
Who /inbedontheirlaptop/ here?
There is truly NO comfier way to browse. Deskcucks need not apply.
>>25536543
I'm on android in bed. It is comfy.
>laptop
shig
I just put my laptop away for the night and this was the first thread I saw as I transitioned to bed time phone posting. I switch to my phone as I start drowsing because I don't want to fall asleep with my laptop open on my bed. With my phone I can fall asleep midpost.
>wake at 5 A.M. with a dull, vague feeling of having to shit in my gut
>try to shit
>ohlookitsfuckingnothing.jpg
>try to go back to sleep
>can't because once i'm lying still the feeling is still there
>have to stay up and wait until i can fucking shit
end my life
I've never told anyone this but when I try to shit and am unsuccessful, I spray water on my asshole, shove one or two fingers in, and squeeze out or pull out the shit from my large intestine. It beats sitting on a toilet for 20 mins trying to pop an eye vessel, and after I'm done it's absolutely satsifying and refreshing.
I've done this for about half a year now and it has also been helpful in the subsidence of my hemorrhoid.
>>25536469
I can feel a huge log in my intestines right now that's causing suction and pain and I'm tossing around in bed trying to get it loose so it keeps going. About to make some coffee because that'll help but that means I won't get any sleep tonight
>>25536865
Did that the other night, had two cups of coffee in an hour, emptied my bowels completely but didn't get back to sleep until 8 in the morning
>What kind of music do you listen to?
>Play a lot of video games?
>What do you do for fun?
>Do you read?
Why do normies believe these microinterrogations are acceptable within 5 minutes of meeting someone?
It's even worse when you bullshit an answer just to get them to stop and they start in with follow-up questions.
Once when a normie barraged me with these sorts of questions and I awkwardly avoided giving straight answers they asked "So do you just sit at home doing nothing?"
>tfw
Because it's an extremely easy way to get to know someone and find out if you have any common interests or hobbies to springboard a conversation off of?
>>25536436
Why wouldn't it be acceptable? It's just small talk. It's not like they asked for your world of warcraft password.
Who else here /skinny/
5'10
115 pounds
>>25536252
5'11 127 lbs here
every day is suffering. managed to gain 10 lbs though, i was 117 at the same height earlier if you'd believe it. hoping to gain 30 more at least.
>>25536252
5'9, 110
hoping to go down to 100 within a few weeks.
5'8
101 lbs
Uber-skeleman
I'm just too lazy to eat, I go plenty of days only eating one meal or so
>Chinese woman comes into store to buy wine
>looks about 21, so we have to ID her
>"S-sorry, I no good English"
>I interject and ask to see her ID in Chinese
>facing disciplinary action for racism as I 'shouldn't have jut assumed she was Chinese'
Manage to get fired and sue for wrongful termination.
>>25536211
you should've told them they shouldnt have assumed you were speaking chinese
or say that you overheard her speaking chinese earlier
>>25536211
There's no such thing as "Chinese" as a language dipshit
>tfw we're the most intelligent generation by far yet not needed by society so we're all stuck in this quagmire of being smart with nothing to do and we don't have any money because we're not needed because we're the lost generation
>tfw going to college is barely worth it anymore
>tfw country and corporations don't give a shit about its citizens and willingly lets in foreigners to take jobs
>tfw the greatest generation didn't...
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>>25536121
>all governments are overpowered and no land is free
>actively encouraged and art is a joke now
>baby boomers fucked everything up
Wanna know how I know you're amurrcin?
The only thing left now is anime.
>>25536378
statistically i am being that mostly americans come here.
>thirsty
>come out of room
>mum has guests over
>run into toilet
>drink out of sink
>run back to room
>tfw
>>25535926
>absolute animal
>>25535926
>Drink out of sink
>Try not to make drinking out of sink noises
>>25536438
>drinking out of sink noises
Nico Yazawa is perfect in every way possible.
>>25535925
>tfw convinced my girlfriend to nico nico nii for me
Priceless.
>>25536037
I am jealous as duck.
>>25536125
She has the cutest voice ever, so it was a real treat. I'd post the Vocaroo if I could ever find it but it's lost to the annals of time.
When have you last told your mom you love her?
Why would I do that? It's her fault I exist.
>>25535929
damn... thats deep man
Don't think I've ever said it out loud. But she's never said it to me either.
Wagecuck general - Hands To The Bone Edition
Looking forward to being able to sleep in just a few short hours, followed by working another 16hr stretch starting tonight.
The sad thing is that I still want more money and I'd take a 3rd job if I could.
Get it now while you can. What with all the saturdays I've been working, I've recently gotten to the point where I don't take OT anymore. My time is worth more than the money.
>>25535904
What is it you're doing Eggy? Different gas station positions?
Also how does your sleeping schedule work now? Work for 16+ hours then sleep for 12+ hours?
>>25536074
I do tech support from 12-8pm and then work gas station from 10pm-6am.
So I sleep from 7am-11am and 8:30pm-9:30pm every day.
>it becomes national news that you're nervous with girls and short
How do you react /r9k/?
How did that guy ever become a corporate executive?
>>25535858
All it does is reinforce that women want 6'0"+ alpha Chads.
>my man CAN'T be nervous and MUST be confident at all times because im a strong independent womyn!
Same shit, different web article. We fucking get it.
>>25535858
Claim that she was looser than you would have liked when you fucked on the first date.