Who /wantstohavesexwithaanimegirl/ here?
90% of us
>>25543806
Right here famiglia.
Hai desu.
This is Amy Schumer and her new bf, Chad McChaddington.
How badly do you think she'll get cucked?
>>25543804
Seriously, how long until Chad cucks her?
a 2ru role model to pigs everywhere
>>25543804
Literally who gives a shit about her
>mfw I try to understand Kingdom Hearts
It sucks that they milked the hell out of the franchise. I refused to play anything after 2. The whole franchise and it's fans can rot, tbqh.
>>25543489
Bitch kingdom hearts was my shit. Don't go talking bout my shit that way.
>>25543489
>understand
>kingdom
>hearts
Genuinely the most overly-complex story of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9HQjCCNarc
Was my ex cute? I miss her very much.
bump bump bump bump bump bump
>>25543454
She seems like a decent package, have any more pics? specifically her body
Looks like a Jewish rat whore
Just a reminder that even if you have autism, girls will go out with you if you look good enough:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2016/01/05/undateables-tom-tourettes-aspergers_n_8915624.html
>dates
tup jej
>muscled 9/10 chad
>undateable
>>25543428
that dude is 10/10 in looks he can get away with anything
>money
>social statues
>looks
>charisma
>confidence
lets say you only have 1 of these, how much of it would you need
>>25543425
Money. Everything is easier and better with money. Don't believe that money doesn't buy happiness bullshit.
>Money
Assuming you are lacking in everything else, probably 80k+ a year
>Social Status
If you are lacking in everything else, I don't think you could feasibly have this.
>Looks
Women are whores, even if you had nothing else 8/10+ can pull any woman they want.
>Charisma and Confidence
These characteristics will not attract women alone, they have to be used in tandem with the former attributes.
Either enough money to buy your way through life like a good or to be good looking enough to live life on easy mode and be a male model.
Hey r9k, Ive been feeling pretty shitty lately and I dont know where else to turn, so I figured this is the best place to vent. Im a twenty six year old kissless virgin who lives in their parents basement. Im a part of the Geek Squad at Best Buy and Id consider myself to be a 6outof10. I honestly dont know whats wrong with me. Ive never had a girlfriend, or a girl to admit to liking me for that matter. I spend all my nights creeping 4Chan and watching animes aimed at 12 year old girls. I try not to be socially awkward and I can carry a conversation decently with anyone. However,...
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>>25543347
Do it but don't forget to take pics and post them fag. She looks like a Stacey whore that would deserve it anyway.
>>25543347
Hey, fembot. I can't help you write yer rape fantasy rite now, but I wish you godspeed.
>>25543347
"I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMOORREEEE"
The thread
Why do guys fuck anything that walks? Are they part of the problem and why fat and/or ugly chicks have it easier than the average looking man?
>>25543327
Because women only share the top 20% of men, the rest of us are forced to compete for scraps.
Yes, they are part of the problem.
I say that, but given the opportunity, I wouldn't say no to banging an ugly chick. It's springboard pussy. Just use it to build your confidence.
Also do not read that article. It'll make you want to kill yourself.
> Now, I should note that when I tell you I'm fat, I really mean it. I'm not just slightly chubby and complaining about those last 15 pounds. I'm rather short and weigh almost precisely 300 lbs. I wear size 28 clothing.
> 300 lbs
> 300 lbs
A 300 pound woman can get laid this much and I haven't even held a girl's hand. Stop the world I want to get off.
REMEMBER - If you're playing a video game and you get a choice of playing a boy or a girl, ALWAYS PICK THE BOY.
Playing girls in video games is a slippery slope to something much worse.
>b-but I don't wanna look at a dude's butt!!!
No.
nah, I'm a faggot and I self insert as the cute girl
>>25543326
>is a slippery slope to something much worse
for what?
pj hpf it's true
Who Gym here?
>>25543229
me
its a robot activity
for some reason some normie robots think gym is for normies but its the most robot sport you could do
>tfw being alone with music in and not giving a fuck lifting weights, running on treadmill or doing machines
feels good man
i notice everybody at my gym is like this, everybody just comes for himself, no annoying groups or something
I am 21 years old and still scared going to gym. Skinny fat manlet without shoulders.
>Tfw my local gym is only 2mins walk from me
>Tfw autism bucks so could afford it now
>Tfw still too autistic to go in and ask about
>Tfw really self concious about being a skeleton
I don't even want to lift to look better or for girls, I just want to feel healthy and fit
Is there anyone missing on this?
>>25543178
Race war kid in Charleston should be pol
>>25543199
No he is /fa/
>int
>soc
>k
>a
>x
>vg
>d
probably a retarded question but who are these people
guys, i just had a seizure from pot
ive been smoking 2 years, nothing like this has happened since i started smoking
took a hit, held it for a few seconds, felt this OH SHIT feeling, felt a huge rush in my head, fell down, flailed violently on the floor for about 20 seconds
what the fuck is happening to me?
i bit my tongue and its bleeding
Maybe you got spice
>>25543107
Thanks man very funny.
>>25543144
no, i smoked almost the whole bag already and this only happened today, a few minutes ago
>tfw I create most of the tick tock wagecuck threads
>tfw my mom kicked me out of the house 2 weeks ago
>tfw I've been forced to get a minimum wage job at a restaurant and I live with a friend
FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE BEING A WAGEKEK!!!!!!!
>Tfw not a wagecuck cuz I am my own boss
>>25543055
Thisis a fate I don't wish even for my worst enemy.
>>25543055
that's actually hillarious
What do girls feel when we masterbate to them?
validated
Nothing.
I masturbated several times to every girl in my high school class and I didn't notice any changes.
>>25543234
Well did you tell them?
> Jerking off on xhamster
> Decide to create an account, because why the fuck not
> Write some bullshit for a bio, post a picture of my junk as a profile pic, like every dude on the website it seems
> Receive new messages every day
> 70% from gays 30% from "females"
> "Nice cock bro", "I want to suck your dick"
> Messages keep coming,...
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>>25543022
demm dubs
Why the fuck would you make a profile if you can just look at videos regardless?
>>25543022
>xhamster
>not eporner
baka desu senpai