The age of waifu is coming. Will you be able to afford one?
The only thing I really care about is knowing that I'll always be able to afford the latest combo from Little Caesars. Their current Hot-N-Ready lunch combo is only $6! Available every day from 11 pm to 2 pm, ready when you are!
>Implying they won't drop in price largely as a competitor comes out and first adopter shelf pricing recedes
>Will you be able to afford one?
I think one should mcfucking kill oneself if not
I memorized her unlock pattern and checked her messaging apps, she's cheating on me with another guy. How shall I break up with her?
>>25542075
text:
sup
you're dumped for cheating
you don't have to break up with what doesn't exist
don't
just try to find a new gf while still fucking her
dump her once you're in a new relationship
Who else /bigmac/? I just went to mcdicks for the first time in forever and I'm loving the decedance.
>>25541636
Had once recently, worth dying early for.
who else /autistic/?
i really hate having lettuce, onions, sauce etc on my burgers. i hate the texture of it, hate the feel/sound of my teeth crunching on all the shit. i order burgers with cheese only
>>25542162
Are you 12? You need the mild and watery taste of vegetables to contrast the rich and tasty meat and cheese.
who /slavic/ here?
I want to die.
Hello, half russian and half bulgarian here. 2015 was probably my worst and most depressing year so far, been pretty sick, exhausted and depressed. All I thought was how hard life is and how I wish I wasn't alive. But right now I don't feel that way, I have a new point of view on everything around me and hope 2016 to be better.
>>25540427
easternpolishrobot here i also want to kill myself slavicbro
Don't listen to the people here. Okay? You're fine. Slavs are fine, just live your life
Just lost my virginity at a brothel.
I'm 18, she was 26 (so she says)
Paid for soft/warm girlfriend experience (oral, handjob, tonguekissing, sex in different positions etc) for 30 minutes.
ask me anything ples
pic related is her, watermark removed
she's hot
was it really worth it?
>>25540018
since north korea built hydrogen bomb do you think their Il-28 can make it to japan ?
What does a vagina feel like in comparison to masturbation? What do beasts feel like? Did you suck on her nipples? What did they and her vagina taste like?
>There are people who blame the entire left for SJWs
>There are people that don't realize that true communists hate SJWs
That was pre WWII when everyone hated that shit regardless of politics.
>>25539883
>tfw leftism is dead
I'd be quite political, but it's a waste of time with so called 'socialists' today.
I don't know if it is exclusive to socialism though. Similar things are happening in other (otherwise reasonable) movements, like the Free Software movement.
I blame a lack of guidance and the prevelence of 'the enemy's truths'. People in Parties and Unions have started to believe western lies about the fesability of socialism....
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>>25539883
I realise this but I still don't agree with communism. Authoritarian ideology in general leaves too much room for abuse by the state. I think either a social democracy or a monarchy where the right to bear arms is protected are the two best forms of government, and communalism might be good but we need to wait on the kurdish revolution for that one.
ITT: name one specific, unchangeable thing you hate about yourself
I have a small growth, I think it's a birthmark, on the lower left of my neck that looks like a little tiny penis.
Asymmetric nose - a death sentence when it comes to facial attractiveness (any facial asymmetry is a death sentence actually)
I have a some moles I wish I didn't have on my body. There are not a lot. Like I'm not looking like a jumbo chocolate chip cookie. Just a few.
I don't like going to the beach cause taking off shirt = exposed chocolate chips
scars all over my back and shoulders
Fembot Feels
>tfw the vast majority of your friends ended up being guys
>tfw at least half of them hit on you when your bf isn't around
>tfw ywn have a no-drama group of sisters to just do girly things with
>>25536637
Stay strong and stay with your man.
Don't become a bitch and desert him for another cock.
Honestly I'd stop hanging out with those guys if they are hitting on you knowing you are in a relationship. It's disrespectful to you and your bf.
>tfw never knew how to relate to other women
>can have pleasant conversations with them but never attain friendship
>tfw men don't notice how socially weird i am/dont care
thanks guys for being such bros
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
i fucked a hot girl off tinder last night then drove her home and chilled with my friend
Posting
What's up my guys?
Also, don't forgot to add
>are a girl
To that list
>tfw literally everyone unironically isnt kv in FUCKIGN R9K
>tfw that guy who regularly hosts the "tfw no pinoy gf" threads had a filipina ptp qt VIRGIN gf, and he slayed virgin ptp and still complains about lack of females
may niggers and muslims ruin the world
im happy muslims are ruining everything. good. let them. let leftiest brain damaged parasites and muslims ruin the entire world
because this world isnt worth living in
i hope one female who reads this, just one, knows...
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I have no idea how to talk to girls...
I am texting a friend from my high school days, who I always had a major crush on. I want to reignite our past friendship but I don't know how to carry a conversation for shit.
I just spent the last half hour talking about how virtual reality is the future of media consumption and now I am completely out of things to talk about. I don't think she wants to hear about the next generation of graphics cards or the winter season of anime...
i just keep asking her questions about her job and life but i don't...
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did you ask her what the fuck she's been doing since you graduated? Like thats a pretty obvious place to start.
Send her this pic, post results. LOL
>>25546763
Ask her what various things she's into no adays. Im sure theres somethin there you can mutually talk about. Also why even talk to someone you dont have anything in common with regardless if shes female
Tell me about the last time a random person was nice to you.
I broke my foot and was on crutches. Everyone goes out of their way to help you.
>>25546728
today some people smiled at me like decent human beings do, and the other day a goil on the bus said i had a nice carhartt jacket
maybe this year will be a nice year?
>>25546728
>the last time
I'm going to skip over a few times... over probably a lot of times, because it's all mundane stuff like holding doors open.
A few years ago I was out on campus to buy a starbucks sugar-espresso-foam abomination and when I went to pull my cash out a guy waved to the cashier, handed him his student card and apparently paid for my drink.
>look at asian guy who paid in disbelief
>he nods at...
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>"Why don't you talk more anon?"
Because I want to cum on your face
because your pussy smells
ggj
>>25546682
I only talk when I'm drunk or high bitch, so get me some drugs and we'll talk.
>people at work talking about chess
>they think about hosting a competition at work
>be crap at it, don't play it often
>go home and practice for several hours
>spend the rest of the week practicing
>buy a book, stay up late at night reading tactics
>everyone seems to have forgotten
>get a few more weeks of playing inComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
sounds like a miserable life you got there
Sounds like something i would do. Im extremely competitive.
I remember forcing my family to keep playing monopoly with me till 6 in the morning so i could completely destroy them.
>>25546029
aquire chess disregard bitches
best choice you could have made Op
chess is for patricians don't quit it because of normies. There are a near infinite amount of chess moves and it is good game for the brain. Go on free online chess sites if you have no one to play with. I congratulate you for agending into patricianism
Do this and report back robots. Let's see how many restraining orders we can get.
>implying i have anyone at all in my contacts
the vaginal jew strikes again
Im sperging out even for this. Doesn't matter tho, I already know I have no chance at all.
A robot is semen walking backwards.
>>25545571
New motivational for /r9k/
Literally what does that mean
>>25545571
I don't get the post. I mean, I know you are trying to emulate your faggot fantasies. But I don't get what you are trying to imply.