Would anyone like to talk IRL using the Android smartphone app Two-way?
It's so fucking simple. The app is free. You type in a channel between 000000 and 999999 and talk to whoever is on the other side.
I'll be on channel 242424 exactly 45min from now if anybody wants to chat for a bit.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.selvaraj.twoway.android&hl=en
http://www.1mobile.com/two-way-walkie-talkie-2355827.html
>>25548012
>Shilling this hard for his shitty app
>>25548043
Yeah because of my professional demenour right? Honest to God I'm not a developer or anything. I just want to talk with some people. It's cool to chat with people you don't know. More than likely talking with people from other countries.
>>25548111
Being professional is no longer the way to market something.
Shilling on reddit and other social media is a better way to promote a product.
But sorry for accusing you of shilling. I never heard of the app but it seems to be pretty popular already.
>Falling into love with another girl because we just made eye contact a couple times, when she probaly doesn't even know my name.
>>25547974
Same.
It's 6 years now.
Same for me too.
Been masturbating to her since 3 years.
Life is hard
>>25547974
lol she in your class or something just make an excuse to talk to her
>Be in French class
>One of the hottest girls in school asked me for a piece of gum
>Decide to try and talk to her after class and see if I can charm her
>Fucking Chad coming down the hall
>Sees me talking to her
>Comes over real loud with his buddies
>Tells me not to be talking to her
>Tells me to go stand in square and not...
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>>25547961
this is your reply for making me laugh _ _
M I S C H I E F
A L P H A
>do the ridiculous thing he wanted you to do
>revenge
I don't think you know what that word means.
>Taking another anti-depressant
Let's hope this works! I know it's trial and error but still.
>>25547940
I hope it works for you, OP.How are you holding up now?
>>25547940
I took fluoxetine for 6 months and went from 95kg @ 185cm to 118kg. Now I'm depressed AND fat, thanks anti-depressants . . .
>>25548412
>has no self control
>blames anti-depressants
Nice try you fat gluttonous pig
Do school shootings upset you? Whenever there's a school shooting I get excited for the shitposting that follows on 4chan.
>>25547913
I sort of lived though one.
This edgy mallgoth brown guy walked into the front doors of my college at the time with a semi-auto carbine, shotgun and 9mm pistol and started spraying everywhere before he even made it through the doors, he knew where he was going as it the doors led straight to the main cafeteria and was the most crowded and busiest place in the entire school. He fired 60 shots before killing himself after he was hit in the arm by a police officer.
Meanwhile, I was at home sleeping...
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desu i think its funny
so edgyyy
>>25548109
Link to news story?
I'm at home eating lunch to escape my deadend salarycuck job.
convince me to go back to work and do code monkey bullshit for the tax department
>>25547901
Don't do it. Be a NEET for lifeCameron is the best prime minister we've had since John Major
>>25547957
it's tempting. I've got a mortgage and some other bills due but if I could string my boss along until next payday with some story about being sick could make it to about two months with food/cash on hand before things start getting bad
>>25547901
>government job
You know how jealous I am of you? It's probably less paid than comparable work in the private sector, but you don't have to do shit. It's fucking government, you can show up stoned three days a week and piss in your chair and you probably still won't be fired or even have your hours reduced.
>Hey, Anon, show me your moves!
>>25547897
Holy fuck that girl is hot but those mini legs would be a massive goddamn turnoff.
>>25547897
*wiggles toes and walks away*
*bobs knees*
*paces side to side*
*gets the arms going*
Is it so bad being a wagecuck?
I'm starting my first job next week.
>>25547852
both sides have their pros and cons
The ride never ends
>>25547852
I'm 27 and starting my first job too, next Monday. Administrative Assistant, 30 hours a week (I couldn't deal with more hours, honestly - 45 hour week sounds like Hell). What are you doing anon?
It's nice if you actually enjoy what you do, it's hell if you don't.
What are you running away from? Reading this means you are escaping something. Something that makes you anxious. You don't want to think so you come here. What is it you do not want to deal with?
I don't want to do my laundry.
>>25547826
rejection,humiliation, failure
too bad it applies to so many things
Who the fuck says Im escaping shit m8...is it really that bad to be a fagtron robot on r9k? Why the fuck you here m8?
What are you snacking on?
R U japanese?
>>25547806
Thought that was korean
>>25547806
you mean korean
>be me
>Live in house with father, horrible step mother and two younger literally red headed evil step brothers
>Have room in basement, it's good for chillin
>If I make any sort of noise I hear *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
>The basement door opens and I get beraded over my lack of respect by my step mother
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>>25547744
thats not paranoia, thats trauma.
you should talk to someone qualified.
id give you a hug if i could.
>>25547744
cont.
>See movement out of the corners of my eyes constantly
>Sometimes makes me jump or actually look over
>Hear voices when it's late at night and dead silent (usually when I go to the bathroom)
>So used to it at this point it hardly bothers me
>Always hear the same thing
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>>25547886
Thank you anon, I've always felt like a psychologist would be a waste of time because I have no repressed memories or anything, just a bunch of bullshit. And not even that bad of bullshit considering what people go through.
Anti-depressants and psychotics weird me out too, my aunt is on meds though and my mom should be...I just don't like the idea but it's getting kind of unbearable
>25
>life is shit
>diagnosed with ADHD today
>doctor gave me 30 pills of modafinil
>am supposed to start taking them tomorrow
is this going to make a difference?
ask for something stronger, have fun,
checked
>>25547722
lel, sold my adhd and pain meds in hs to the fucking druggies...lolololololol fuck the doc
>>25548292
I asked about adderal but the doctor says he can't give it to me just yet. I have to go to group theory and if I show no signs of improvement he will think about it
She cheated on me, I forgave her.
We've been together for 1 year. She's 18 years old and I'm her first boyfriend and she lost her virginity to me. Last night she seemed really tense but I didn't think much of it. Today I asked what was wrong and she admitted it. She cheated on me with a guy she met on the internet. Had sex with him but regrets it. When I asked why, she said it was because she didn't want to commit to me before knowing how sex with other men feels like. That she wanted to try out other things before finally committing to me.
I...
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>>25547617
haha, cuck for life. Nice one OP.
Just get your Glock and pop her.
>>25547617
Nice cuck bait
I just want a clingy guy with low self-esteem who will shyly try to win me over while I repeatedly reject his advances and mock him for how inadequate he is. Is that really too much to ask?
>>25547610
>Is that really too much to ask?
For a gay guy, yeah, it is.
>>25547610
Looks like you missed the boat, i already found someone to cling to, better luck next time
>>25547635
I mean, it's not like there's any shortage of guys like you...
Would you volunteer to become a SPARTAN-II.
>>25547537
Yes, their is a chance to die in the process right?
I forget.
>Then I will get to fuck all the qt ODST and female spartans.
>or die.
No losses here.
I would give my life to be half as cool as John 117. I fantasize about being a Spartan a lot.
>>25547581
I forget if they only did this with spartan 3s, but I think they take out the sex drive of the spartans