>wants a gf
>isn't even /fit/
smdh @ all of u tbqph familia
how do i into meganeck mode
>>25552813
Shake your head at lots of fool ass niggas.
>>25552785
I'm working on it. I have issues with my shoulders though, not sure what it is. I think it's due to the fact I used to play WoW 18 hours a day pre-cata.
>omg.....i am like SO ocd LOL
>i like have to lock the door whenever i go in the room!! its so annoying lol
>also i just cant stop eating chips when i start! like its literally so addicting LOL
>I stayed home on a friday night and texted 30 of my orbiters!
>im such a loner OMG
>omg... i'm sooo depressed because chad doesn't like me :( oh well, at least i still get to fuck brad, tad, and tyrone tee-hee
>>25552962
>tfw your parents name you tad
Why do you find it so hard to get laid /r9k/?
You can literally treat women like shit and still get laid.
>be 18
>have 8/10 popular gf
>literally treat her like a fuck toy
>abuse her in all sorts of fucked up ways
>cheated on her like 6 times with different women
>even told her about it several times
>made her suck my dick after i'd fucked someone...
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>>25552608
>shall I continue
What your shitty stories was too bad for /b so you think we will eat it up because this board is slower?
Fuck off kid
>>25552672
No, just this board is full of virgins talking about being faggots. Thought I'd post some actual experiences that show theres literally no reason to be a virgin or beta
I just got my first gf, but she wants to wait until marriage for sex. How do I convince her to fuck? What are some things I can say/do?
>tfw 20 years old and can't grow a beard
are you asian?
I'm 22 and I just started growing some hairs on my face
>>25552392
>tfw can only grow neckbeard
I couldn't grow a proper one until my mid-late 20s.
Its all about the moustache tho, a weak moustache means a weak beard.
>Turned 23 today
> Virgin
> spent the minutes before my bday crying
> just fuck my shit up desu senpai
How does r9k deal with Birthdays
>>25552258
what do you want a bouncy castle party?
i forgot my birthday last year until my bro reminded me
>Grove City, German Village, Campus
What up Ohio!
>>25552324
this desu. usually i just do a small thing for my bday, invite a few mates and my gf over. its just another day.
>mfw REEfags get assmad about their secret clubhouse getting invaded by "normies"
Cry moar, manchilds. Just like this whole website, we own this board. Learn your place.
>>25552210
i don't believe there are even that many normies on this board desu, there's just a fuckton of robots lying on the internet to piss people off.
>>25552232
This board is just a slower, slightly less gay /b/. Of course there's normals.
>>25552232
why would someone tell lies on the internet?
My god, the Pretzle crush was an absolute game changer!
How great was Little Caesara for developing this pie?
Please don't tell me they crusts are as hard as a pretzel.
>>25552247
Have you never had a soft pretzel?
Pizza Hut has a better pretzel crust
Can I get more pics like this?
>>25551784
Why are they a degenerate? Because they're emotional and ugly?
shit nigga, do you know where you are right now?
>>25551784
isnt that why most people go in this board?
>>25551839
Well...yeah.
btw does anyone have the screencap of that dude that microwaved his 10 year old container of sour cream.
>>25549813
Wagecuck gets paid 6 bong dollars per day
I'm sure Mr Goldstein didn't syphon that money for his new yacht
I lost my job recently now I want to embrace NEETdom for a while and bask in all it has to offer.
Can I ask for advice on how to make the most of it? Thinking of revisiting old games and tv series. Sleeping in. Being cozy. Walking around the park etc
help me neets im quite depressed.
>>25551622
Also im fairly agoraphobic so I need to make sure things dont get worse.
what if being a neet isn't all its cracked up to be? What if living out your days doing nothing makes one more depressed not less? What if capitalism is the better system out of the rest because it gives reason to one's life?
>have fiance
>very controlling but doesn't bother me
>she thinks it's cheating if I look at another women or think of them
>used to be free for 5 years from women previously
>had a porn collection of over 2 terabytes
>delete all of it for her
>have major urges to look at women and porn
I need help real help I want to look at women or...
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>>25551486
>stop treating women like objects
>suddenly it's easy to not treat your fiance like an object
>>25551521
I don't think it's cheating. Have to go back to my wall job though. Thread will die before then.
>>25551486
How the fuck did you end up needing 1GB of porn let alone 2 fucking terabytes?
Dumb frogposter.
Do your friend think you're a normie?
>Be me
>People think I'm a normie
>I'm actually autismo
>I got my first ACTUAL friend in primary school only on 3rd grade
>Depression since 7th grade
>Fast forward to 12th grade
>School play
>Every class gets a different country to play as
>We...
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Bumping myself because I'm a worthless faggot
I know the feels skelet
>be me
>Was 16
>autistic
>faggot in the closet
>school dance
>FuckThatShit.webm
>cutest girl in the school asks me
>i say sure because anyone who says no to her is assumed to be a fag, don't wanna blow my cover
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>>25551408
>having friends
fuck off normie
>go to a bar for first time in years
>stand with drink in corner
>some girl comes over
>trys to make conv
>i try to avoid it
>she taps on my foot
>"come on talk to me. you want a drink?"
>she buys me a drink
>she keeps talkin. only answers I give are: ye, aha , ok
>end...
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Ok squall
>>25551442
elobarate
>>25551442
Zozzle.
>>25551406
Op, pic related. Why don't you visit a gay bar instead.
How do I stop being boring?
I've been lifting and I get more female attention every day. When I pick up food at restaurants every waitress not waiting tables comes up and tries to converse but I don't have anything to say. When I'm at work, milfs and black chicks come up and tell me I look good then I fuck it up while they're waiting for me to respond. I'm not used to attention, and I have about as much life experience as everyone else on this site who's been a shut-in for a good period of their life. Please respond.
>>25551403
sauce on that pic?
roblox
>>25551453
debunked as shopped a long, long time ago (look at feet)
>>25551453
/x/
I've always been curious what was going on with the ceiling in that pic.
Thanks to /r9k/ and /out/, this manlet has finally learned.
At five foot six inches tall, but very handsome, I always figured it balanced out.
I have gotten to date probably more women than I should have only because I did not notice I was so short.
Now I know....
I have decided to go full MGTOW and leave whatever women I was able to date to the rest of you.
I hope you enjoy them.
Signed manlet anon.
whatever man
nobody cares
This thread is reddit as fuck.
>>25551384
Take them back, we can't have them anyway.
>Can't sleep at night
REEEEEEEEEEEEEee
I just end up staying up until 4 in the morning thinking about all the horrible things that have happened to me in life and crying.
2:15 am here.
Fuck this black noise that is my life.
Same here. Lately for me it's 5am at the earliest. Doesn't help waking up at 3pm.
>>25551310
3:00 here
just surf until ur totally depleted