tfw you are an early 40s woman who started coming here to try and understand depressed and isolated young people, and you still come back to read the threads more than you should, and you start thinking like the robots on here talk and saying things like "tfw" to yourself in your head.
time stamp or i don't believe you
Try thinking of this - KYS
Then do it.
Your post lacks information.
Yes you are 40 but are you employed, do you have friends, did you ever have a boyfriend
I'm going to assume the answer to these are all no, you are not above a robot, you are beneath one since most robots are barely in their 20s
what do you read /r9k/?
got any good fiction books? I like adventure.
>>25551278
>i suffer from autism
>>25551278
Ye old classics and any books relating to natural disasters
And how-to books on shit I'll never need to know like how to work the real estate market or how to speak Polish or do differential calculus
Other than that, The Very Hungry Caterpillar whenever I can't fall asleep
Hey /r9k/ im going to drink as many beers i can before losing consciousness
>i am realy hoping it is enough to kill me
Number 4 here goes
>>25551247
If im lucky ill drown in my vomit
>trying to get alcohol poisoning from beer
you nerds are precious.
>>25551276
I believe it can be done
i wanna kiss these feet so UCKING BADLY
Does anyone else get non-sexual pleasure from feet?
>>25551212
not from those monstrosities
>>25551023
Sincere question here: what is it about feet that makes people attracted to them?
I can't seem to wrap my head around this fetish.
Let's talk about the Chads in our lives
What's his name?
How much of a Chad is he?
Do you envy his life?
Do you wish you could be him?
>walk into store
>order chicken tendies
>go home
>cashier number flies out of bag
am i chad? i didnt even talk to her
Really?
Nobody?original post
Once I graduated I never ran into Chad
Does anyone on /r9k/ play pic related? I've recently got into it, and I've found it quite fun even though I'm absolutely shit at it. I've played 15 hours of it so far. Some games have been fun as fuck, though.
There are games that have just devolved into general shitposting and dicking around since nobody really knew what they were doing. I don't know how common that is for a game like dota, but it's pretty quality entertainment.
>>25550639
I used to play dota on wc3 and was pretty good at it. Now I play dota 2 maybe once in 6 months, and only for a game or two cuz I get my shit rekt now.
there isn't much "smurfing" (experienced players making new account to play new players) in DOTA 2 because it's a process for a new steam account.
you are facing other new people so it isn't too crazy. Eventually you will be thrown into the general population and face whomever.
it's fun, but I do not like MOBAs.
gl on rank 1 m8
Yes hello.
DotA is very fun
Get a wife. Wife's cooking > all.
>no veg
>all that meat
>all that rice
>no visible seasoning
nasty/10 why can't women cook anything?
>>25550614
Are you the same fucking Little Caesar's faggot? Domino's is worse you cunt.
>>25550614
Where do I find a woman who can cook and won't leave me for the dog?
Daily reminder that if:
>you have or ever had a girlfriend
>you ever kissed a girl, no matter the age who wasnt a relative
>you ever held hands with a girl no matter the age who wasnt a relative
>you ever had sex with a girl
>you have a car or a driving license
>you dont live with your parents
>you have a smartphone
>you...
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>>25550553
Or what you fucking nerd?
>>25550553
>muh sekrit clulhb
Fuck off reddit
Lol what are you gonna do about it tiny boy?
okay guys, this is it. losing my virginity in about 30 minutes.
wish me luck, it's going to cost me almost 2 weeks of NEETbux.
>>25550881
You're making a mistake.
>>25550881
just be sure she's clean anon, you don't want to get an std
>>25550881
DON'T DO IT.
PUT THE MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET.
whose life /crashingdown/ here?
>enroll in uni
>drop out in my first year
>keep telling my family that I'm going so I don't seem like a total fucking failure who got himself in $8000 debt for no reason and blew all the money they gave me for no reason
>still living on campus
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Just tell them, your family, that it was simply a prank played upon them.
>>25550870
Go innawoods
Holy shit, that sounds like quite the predicament.
The only solution I can think of is to feign a mental illness like schizophrenia and start throwing your shit at strangers. Soon you'll get kicked out and your parents will let you come live with them again while you get "better".
>you will never go back to 2000-2006
post nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU3mc0yvRNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNz18Wk13h8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8xpx5RMoZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTvu1Yr3Ohk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0m6CjQHiDM
This isn't nostalgic for me cause I never listened to terrible music
>>25550541
I never claimed it was good music, I just remember certain flashing scenes from my youth when I hear that song and other
>be me groeing up a typical robot
>no gf, KHV, etc
>see friends ruined by fememist whores, have their children taken, moeny taken, lives ruined
>decide after trying to date minimaly that this whole pile of shit just isnt for me
>chances of having a normal family long passed
>decide living life alone is ok. probably an hero eventually.
>become depressed and suicidal,...
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You've given me the final push I needed to finally leave this site forever. You've done a wonderful thing.
I saw this thread yesterday.
Next time include a timestamp in your photograph please.
Bye.
A horse will never compare to a qt woman who smells nice
robot drug thread general
what's your doc? favorite roa? favorite drug class?
i'm doing ketamine tomorrow, was wondering if anyone had any advice or anecdotes to share. i've done my research on it and know the effects/duration/etc, i just want to hear some personal experiences from robots.
>>25550338
>was wondering if anyone had any advice
make sure your schedule is clear tomorrow
>>25550338
Every time I do k in always looking at everything from behind my head. It' strange but a lot of fun. Just don't fall in a k hole your first time. That's a whole different thing all together.
No i don't do drugs because I'm not a loser and i don't like permanent brain damage
This life is pretty uncomfortable tbqh
I want to be a better person ;_;
I want to improve my life
>>25550056
Just be yourself, friend
>>25550056
So, what's the plan, then?
Which of these shoes is the least autistic, /r9k/?
Or am I fine as long as they aren't New Balance?
The black ones.
I guess you can pull the rest off if you're really stylish, but they're pretty autistic. Will look like shit on most people.
>>25549426
black ones
You could pull off the light blue or pink if you knew how to dress well enough
>He doesn't know that New Balance is trendy now.