How do you figure out your sexuality if you're a virgin?
I like straight stuff, pegging, trannies, gay porn, etc. but I'll never be able to test out what I like IRL
>I like gay porn
Then you're gay. How is that not obvious?
If you wore a pink shirt, I'd call you gay. Jerking it to gay porn is like maximum stay the fuck away from me faggotry.
>>25563729
>like straight stuff
Then you're straight. How is that not obvious?
If you wore a black shirt, I'd call you straight. Jerking it to straight porn is like maximum stay the fuck away from me normie.
>>25563729
>I like tranny stuff
Then you're a tranny. How is that now obvious?
If you wore a prosthetic dick, I'd call you tranny. Jerking it to tranny porn is like maximum stay the fuck away from me mentally ill tranny.
How do you handle Hirohito datamining all your emarassing life stories on this board, pinning it to your IP, that then can be pinned to you?
I wish I was as carefree as you.
I am nobody
Who cares?
Not me
>someone learns that I like tranny porn
>I go from being the weird guy that people think is gay to the weird guy that people think likes trannies
Doesn't really matter tbqh
>>25563702
Every website does this already. Besides, chances are if anything posted on this site does become politically relevant it'll be years from now. By that point it'll already be deleted.
>tfw haven't had a job for 2 years
>tfw starting min wage job next week
Just kill me now, I don't want to be a wagecuck
>>25563658
Where you working family?
I'll give you the same advice I give everyone else. Just think about what you'll buy with the money and it should help you get through the day.
>>25563667
restaurant as cashier
>>25563668
w-will I at least get a gf?
/his/torian here
Friendly reminder that you will suffer less once you realize that Jesus loves you and died for your sins.
He will be your companion and take away your feeling of loneliness. He will be your might fortress in times of dispair.
Why aren't you a Christian yet, /r9k/?
>>25563652
>died for your sins
How are my sins related to his death.
>>25563652
Blah blah, heard it a thousand times already
If I wanted a false sense of hope/security I would take LSD
$675 million will surely reverse my fortunes. Luckily I don't have to drive to Nevada like the Rodge to buy my 100 tickets.
Putting my life savings on this.
>>25563456
>675 million
Lel, here in Holland our highest jackpot is like 30 mil.
However, how much is that after tax? Like 300mil?
>>25563505
350 million around there
Let's be honest /r9k/.
How weird am I for being a 20 year old khv?
Do most kids really lose it before they're 16?
20 is the point of no return
enjoy becoming a wizard
>>25563319
>Do most kids really lose it before they're 16?
For western men, not any more. A lot of men in their 20s I know are virgin and they look pretty average. From my 20 man study group only one has a girlfriend. A lot of people are bitter and frustrated.
Society is completely fucked.
>>25563319
It is not unusual for men. Women however will all lose their virginity to the local Chad.
What are you listening to /r9k/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K75A16HRdBY&feature=youtu.be
This one always hits me in the feels
https://youtu.be/2NVe0sblg_Q
This song is very relatable especially lately
>>25563298
Sam smith can make you feel every emotion
https://youtu.be/p_OvashuS7Q
My personal favorite
https://youtu.be/182TRJq9Zt8
Time to compare, robots. Remember it's bone-pressed
I c-can still get a gf with that right?Also who into sph here, i wish my penis was smaller desu
It's small enough as is.
>>25562833
Post yours senpai
well, that was unexpected. i'm still working on girth though
Post ITT if you are tastebud challenged. No normal eaters allowed
Is there a more persecuted and vilified handicapped group than us? I don't think so
I don't like brussels sprout, but other than that, I like pretty much everything.
Am I a picky eater?
>>25562943
No9
>Morrowind doesn't have fast travel
holy shit you pleb
don't you care about immersion?
>>25562529
Yes it does. It has Silt Striders and teleportation.
>Final Fantasy 7 is easy as balls
damn, breezed through that game. guess ill kill myself now
Lately I've been thinking about stuff I've read, and I've been thinking about suicide, and so that led me to thinking about stuff I've read about suicide. One thing I always hear is that when a suicidal person starts becoming happier is when you should worry, I don't know what that means for me because my mood can range from pissed off to slightly less pissed off to barely pissed off I can't really tell because it always anyway just leads back to the point of no return. I think I am just always depressed and it's not like I don't think...
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damn that's a lot of typos and misspellings but anyway I might just be high but I have been thinking about doing it more and more, I even know of good ways for me to do it but when is the right moment? is it ever? Is it now? What can I do to still be remembered, I do art so I don't want to just ya know...poof. I should do an art thing. maybe. if I weren't so dead inside.
seriously I'm way more autistic than any of you I reach out and shit and I try to make friends and I never can. Yet you still come and infest the r9k boards, I'm not even usually hitler but you guys are everywhere. This board isn't for normies. I just want advice but my thread will never be seen because you guys care about stupid shit. I'm sorry anyway. I'm not mad at you guys but I fucking wish at least someone did care. I failed you guys.
Please, am I really that unrelateable that I can't even just get one reply that isn't me? I fucking want just one goddamn bullshit person to shoot the shit with for a bit, can I even have that? before I go.
>tfw I'm 21
>tfw I don't feel like an adult
>tfw I haven't ever felt my age
Why in the Hell do I have perpetual Peter Pan-style Autism, /r9k/? This is becoming unbearable.
Because people don't feel like adults until you start to take care of yourself on your own and no one else is there to help
When you're 21 you're still probably living at home and depending on your parents to live
>24
>feel exactly the same as i did when i was 15
If its so unbearable then do the adult thing and fix it. You want to feel like a mature adult then act like one. Set adult goals and make adult decisions to attain those goals.
>what is your biggest flaw?
>where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Shugouablox
i'm a reatard
>why is there a ten year gap on your resume
How do German and Swedish bois feel about us stealing their women?
women aren't objects you can't steal a person unless you physically kidnap them
>>25562276
swedecuck detected
>>25562243
Please help us, we cannot satiate their lusts. My poor kegel muscles are decaying from over-training and my tongue has lost all sense of taste.
is it true that asian guys have the biggest penises out of all the races? I think it's true
other than you i don't think in the history of our species has somebody tried to make this argument.
>>25561931
It only looks big because the guy's like 145cm tall.
no. they have by far the most feminine bodies though