>gf has 3 failed suicide attempts
>i havnt even tried once
>tfw chubby qt gf has bigger balls than me
also why are girls so bad at suicide? they are statistically worse at it than men. she used pills each time
Anyone using pills is doing it for attention. It's a shitty, unreliable way of doing it.
Women statistically have more failed suicide attempts than men because men tend to use more violent methods of suicide with smaller probabilities of failure.
You and your gf both want to commit suicide.
Do a pact. Problem solved. And see you on the news
Anyone work at Target? What's it like?
I hear it's a good place to start if you're a NEET
more like TarGAY
he he he
>>25575734
Worked there one summer, night shift stocker.
It was pretty bad. Huge red flag real early: during orientation they made us watch some weird propaganda-like video talking about how bad unions were and how joining a union would make your job suck.
Your team leaders are all dead-eyed middle aged sad sacks who've never escaped retail and now are doomed to make $13/hr for the rest of their life. Your coworkers are all douchebag high school graduates.
Your store manager is a kool-aid drinker...
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>>25575734
Its shit. target employees always look unusually miserable
/pol/ here
How about this
We'll stop making race bait threads on here if you stop making MGTOW threads on /pol/
Sound fair?
We know you'll never stop. This is war, nigger
>>25575716
Fuck you, nigger
I'll keep making racebait and mgtow threads forever.
>>25575716
I can't control anyone but myself, why are you asking such a dumb thing?
What are some skills a man in his 20's should have?
Here are a few I can think of and am currently striving for some
>tie a tie
>do 20 pushups in a row
>run 1 mile with no stopping
>own a fitted suit
>know how to use a gun
I can do all those things, own my own gun, run 6miles a day. 20 push-ups are a breeze.
Another skill a man must have is know how to ride a motorcycle.
>>25575752
THIS
You should know how to change a tire and be somewhat able to repair a car. You should know how to fix shit around the house too.
I fixed my gf's leaky toilet and she lurved me long time.
>>25575680
This is pathetic even by this boards standards.
>she's had sex with more than 2 guys
good luck finding a husband femanons. 30 is coming up quick.
>she's had sex with more than 0 guys
I'll pass
>>25575551
i'm 25 nigger that would be like finding a real life unicorn.
better lock your virgin waifu down while you are still in highschool.
>her sex count isn't less than zero through arcane rituals
Good luck "virgin" whores
>feel sad
>drink beer
>still sad but start to laugh at silly things
why aren't you drinking?
>>25575352
The hangover isn't worth it and it makes me feel like shit just drinking it.
>>25575352
i am drinking
>me
>not drinking
i resent the implication
Most people here disagree but that is fine, im not looking for friends. Let me tell you why I know the system failed me. That I should be the successful one making money but let me explain
Here is the background
>Be me 17, have 187 IQ actual genius
>Not going to graduate on time because of academic reasons
>bored to death from faggot teachers and the shitty homework and decide to drop out of school
alright before you judge me, you dont have a 187 IQ. Can you solve...
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No your not too good for school or society. Your a loser and a prick
>>25575330
It's you're.
Stop making this mistake you stupid piece of shit. It's seriously pissing me off.
>>25575262
Yes you have an IQ higher than Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein.
You absolute tosser, if you were such a genius you'd figure out how to make business or "solve problems" seeing as that's what's so important to you.
Go figure out how to end your life, you being alive is a problem that needs solving.
>want to kill myself
>can't find a way to kill myself without too much pain
>tfw
one of the worst feels
One time I was recommended coffee and something in like bugkill works, might want a more accurate confirmation though.
Shotgun would likely make your brain jelly before you were able to register the pain. That and some wagekekie would get stuck with cleanup duty.
>>25575227
>coffee
>bugkill
that sounds easy
bumping for a confirmation as well
We had a good writing thread yesterday so yeah, what are you writing robots?
When are you starting that book idea you've had for the past five years?
You have tons of completed drafts, why don't you send off queries, anon?
We create a story only using three words each post. I'll start:
Today I had
>>25575192
picked up girls
>>25575192
the alien's attention
>tfw even this deformed slut has a bf
maybe its because she doesn't use words like deformed and slut in an entitled manner
>>25575089
>tfw you will never light a firecracker, pop it in there, and run away
girls can never be alone
i wish every non-virgin girl suffered the same abuse
Who is else hyped for the god-emperors future reign?
as much as i love him, he won't win. i'm sorry to tell you.
shillary will probably take it. way too much money and millennial votes backing her.
>>25575014
who would actually vote for her? I can't imagine people entrusting their future prospects to a woman.
>>25575044
read it again and all your questions will be answered.
>I can't imagine people entrusting their future prospects to a woman.
the same woman that said "women are always the primary victims of war", yes.
When did you realize that you don't get to have friends?
>>25574925
i still want friends but i'm ok with nogf and perma-virginity.
i'm only 21 if that helps any young robots
I realised that 2 years ago.
And it's still counting
>>25574988
I went to wizard chan a few times and i felt a lot better about life but I'm afraid of going there too much because I still have some hope.
I'm 19, 6'2 and I have women looking at me whenever I leave the house. I'm also extremely fucked in the head, mental ilness on both sides of my family. I have never had an emotional connection with anyone, even my own mother. I feel like having sex will just make me even more depressed as i'll have to lie and pretend to be something I'm not...
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>tfw all of your problems would be solved if you were born attractive
>his only problem is being unattractive
>tfw my problem is literally everything else
>>25574947
>good looking people can have it hard meme
>tfw if i wasnt a young looking manlet i would be amazing looking
so close lads
Official wagecuck here
Put myself through school 100%, got a BA in Accounting, make $54,000/year. Had sex with over 60 girls. Early 20's.
Here to answer your questions.
Also, do you actually hate me?
big 4?
>>25574866
54k? that's not a wagecuck you faggot.
>>25574880
Mid market firm. Don't want to do accounting forever so this let's me see more of how smaller businesses operate, as well as get a full picture of the financials.
Also 3.2 GPA not enough for big 4
Who is this? I want to be your friend. I just figured we could help each other out. You claim to have no friends and I want to practice talking to girls without all the anxiety seeing as your a fembot. So are you interested in hearing me out
>>25574723
No one to even fake being her. This, truly, is the nadir of my pathetic life.
>>25574723
>>25575073
CANCEROUS FAGGOTS.she'd make the perfect practice gf amirite?
>>25575198
>she'd make the perfect practice gf amirite?
Yes