Hi guys, I'm a "normie". I use Facebook and Reddit daily. AMA
if you're on 4chan r9k, and making threads like this, you're not a normie,
>>29749755
He is, in a way... A failed normie...
>>29749755
This is my first time in this site. I've only seen memes making fun of you guys on reddit which is why I came her to visit.
Find a girl with daddy issues. She will love you and fuck you harder than anyone else
this will make for a good wallpaper
So basically find a nice Jewish girl?
>>29749643
So you're speaking from fucking experience ?
>pun
>Middle aged man comes into the surgery
>Often feels very dizzy when he stands up
>Believes he is suffering from Hypotension
>Wants me to give him a blood pressure reading
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>29749579
Can't sink the ship
bl000x
I think Ship is a pretty cool guy. eh gives lethal doses of morphibe and doesn't afraid of anything.
i actually was missng those threads gj op love you
>list 3 references
fuck
>you need academic references to enter graduate schools now
oh good, I'm sure the professors I never spoke to 8 years ago will probably put in a good word for me
>>29749436
Thisis why wagecuckery is bad.
>>29749436
Can I list mummy as a reference?
> 4chan is it better then sex?? do you robots like being on here all day??.
>why would anyone here know you fucking idiot??
>>29749409
>do you robots like being on here all day??.
That's like saying do you like sleeping. Doctors aren't really sure why you have to do it but it's going to take up at least 1/3 of your day
>>29749409
>Hate it here
>Can't leave
Who else /Fussyeater/ here?
>Can't get a girlfriend as you can't eat together
>Parents disappointed that you have such a small food range
>Friends mock you for your weird diet
>Anytime you do try a new food you feel immediately revolted
This is the darkest timeline
shamelessy self bumping, there must be some of you out there..... r-right...
What are the few things you will eat?
I can eat got damn everything, food touching each other on the plate too. Except peas. Fuck those green rabbit turds. I will not touch them
>>29749322
most meat, fries, very little veg, some fruit, some fish, thats about it excluding obvious shit like bread
Why did they do it? Didn't they have better options?
>>29749186
Because little white boi dicks don't satisfy them
who did what and when? can't help you with the why until I know those things
>>29749186
They are quite likely drug addicts
how close have you been to killing yourself
>>29749183
Took 5 grams of paracetamol but puked quickly after because im a pussy
>>29749183
Took a gun to my head and pulled the tigger to only figure out the primer on the bullet was absolute shit. Took a nap afterwards.
Put belt around door handle, put my head inside the loop then realized that I can't do it.
Is it true the brides usually get fucked at bachelorette parties?
>>29749106
i was at the beach (Dewey Beach, Delaware) and there was a bride going around at this bar and grabbing all the guys ballsacks/cock
she literally felt my entire ballsack and cock through my bathing suit
i have seen numerous brides or married women at bars and flirted with them and even had the women tell me her husband/fiance lets her flirt
stay safe
>>29749106
7 out of 10 of brides-to-be cheat the night before their wedding.
>get it out of her system
>the groom-to-be fucks the stripper on his bachelor party
>>29749106
this is not true lmao. If your (((wife))) does this you have shit judgement and are probably a beta. I slap my girl during sex, she gets off on it and knows whose boss.
When will women realize.
All guys (except faggots) want to have sex with women.
We would be open to having sex with people we wouldn't marry.
Because we won't marry that specific girl, her partner count doesn't matter.
But if we were to ever marry a girl, she can't be a slut.
When women go on tinder and see all these men who say "I love sluts" they're really just seeing men who don't want to date. And it gives them the misconception that a "real man" doesn't care about her partner count.
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>>29749092
Because as the girl, you think the relationship is gonna last. You date a guy for a month or two and things seem serious, maybe he introduces you to his family or talks about kids.
So you sleep with him, and eventually things don't work out.
Say you do this once a year from the time you're 18.
By the time you're 25, that's already 7 sexual partners- and DESU that's generous because most people date more than one person in a year.
Obviously now things have gotten out of...
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>>29749152
Partner count matters to me but only if it's a relatively high number. Like single digits is perfectly ok, and I could live with anything less than 20. More than that though and I start to have some concerns.
>>29749225
You're probably not very attractive.
I'm talking about a quality male with a quality personality & appearance.
I will only pump and dump whores, if you're a decent enough guy then finding a slut is pretty easy. Why would I marry something that's easy and in abundance?
I only would date upon scarcity/rarity.
Whores aren't rare, I have self-respect to not pick something that you can find from any trash.
>4 years ago
>15 years old
>Sick of paying for Xbox Live
>All my friends were getting into PC gaming
>Decide that I want to build my own gaming PC
>I spend my entire summer mowing lawns
>I saved up about $150 a week
>Have my sights set on some of the nicest PC parts available at the time
>Last...
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Make me get braces
Pain and awkwardness for 5 years
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29749076
my mother drove us off the highway into a sign because I quit worshipping the jew on a stick
>>29749076
whose lawnmower did you use bitch
they own 90% of your PC
So, /r9k/ this has been on my mind for a while now, so I thought I'd discuss it. What do you think/hope death is like?
Pic unrelated
free bump BECAUSE I CARE
I've always imagined it as sleeping forever with no dream. Just darkness
>>29748698
i think/ hope it will take me to a better place
>tfw no femdom yura gfjk
Pass the fucking remote
>>29748531
UUUUUAAAAAAHHHH DARK STREET
>tfw no cute animu girl to cuddle with
Let's post an image or screencap from every board on this site
Here's an image from /x/
>>29748519
Sounds like fun
/qa/
>>29748519
This one is from /g/
Woahhhh!
here come /po/
Tfw modestly endowed Asian male.
How do I utilize this to my supreme advantage and slay slanted weeaboo pussy?
>>29748508
>wanting weeaboo pussy
>ever
doesn't mean shit if your face looks bad.
make a trip name based on a shitty meme and spam shitty threads here