George Carlin isn't fucking funny. All he does is spout his conspiritard theories on stage for an hour. Sure I agree with he shit he says sometimes but I have never even so much as cracked a smile hearing him talk. Why the fuck are people so obsessed with him like he's gods gift to comedy? What is the appeal?
My Top 5 (In no particular order):
>Doug Stanhope
>Dave Chapelle
>Bill Burr
>Louie CK
>Brian Regan
>louie ck
top cuck
>Bill Burr
>Louis CK
my nigga
>>25580655
chappelle is absolutely bro-tier and underrated. good pick there
Why is mental illness so fucking easy to fake and diagnose
>2009
>Diagnosed with Depression and Anxiety
>Given 20mg Prozac
>2011
>Diagnosed with Social Anxiety and Depression again
>Doc raises pills to 60 mg
>2015
>Fuck some shit up and court tells me to go to get mental help or jail time with TyroneComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
been on 20mg prozac for the past few years
nothing really changed, just take your pills
>>25580395
How come women are more likely to claim mental illnesses. I've dated 4 girls before and every single 1 of them told me about their "depression". I got the impression that they though it made them deep and cool to have a mental illness. They would tell me that they had depression after hanging out 2 or 3 times, like it's just a casual thing. They would also tell me about that time they "tried to kill themselves" by making a shallow horizontal cut on their wrist or swallowing a bunch of...
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>>25580469
Maybe for you because you didn't make a change. My life is going great 2bh
>>25580533
Women are chemically and emotionally weak. They secretly want you to adore them even more when they mention they have depression. About the suicide? Yeah, any fucking faggot can make up a story about how they were going to kill themselves with a shotgun but the safety was on and mummy came in to save the day.
>Men don't do...
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Uni feels thread
>trying to transfer to different less shitty uni because other one was horrible and I deserve a better experience for what im paying for
>mfw I applied for housing 11/17
>school starts the 19th of this month and so far no housing
>everytime I call the housing office they say sorry sir keep on checking your email, we cant tell you how far you are on the list.
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how about just
>failing
we know that feel right
Welcome to wagecuck life.
You're here forever.
Don't step off. Just get an easy, safe, secure job like a IT guy or Policeman or something.
>>25580373
>first day of the semester coming up
gonna have to pick a seat when i first show up - want to sit next to a qtpie, but don't want to seem like a creep, also don't want to sit next to a bunch of faggots
those first 5 minutes are the most stressful part of the semester
This world would be so beautiful, without me.
Then kill yourself, attention whore and stop hogging all that oxygen.
>>25580349
I think i will.
if a million of you died the world would be just as shitty. you dont matter. none of us do. realize this and be free.
Why didn't/haven't you dropped out to go MLG Pro?
>tfw sponsored by steel series
>tfw dating the cutest Frag Doll
>tfw made over 45k last year from Twitch streaming alone
Pleb faggots
>going "pro" on a glorified joystick
>>25580275
because being a full time gamer on twitch is the equivalent of a roastie selling her pussy on any cam site
>>25580275
Twitch streamers that make it their full time job are the lowest of the low
Do you trust therapists?
Why?
Fuck no.
They see you as a job,something they can fix like a car or a leaky pipe.
No, all they want is to put you on pills so they earn more money
>>25580247
>go to therapist
>He prescribes exercise
>I had been lifting for over a year by then
Didn't go back
Did you see Star Wars r9k? Did you like it?
It was ok, but i felt they sacrificed story for action. Nothing was really said or told about the girl's backstory OR Han Solo's son and how he got to where he is now. Just completely glossed over, which was irritating.
I doubt that these points will be filled in the second movie either.
>>25580143
If I ignore Rey's role as an insufferable mary sue and blame her extraordinary abilities on force magic and ignore the fact that Finn originally was written as a white character but jewjew abrams intentionally chose the most niggery black guy he could find to play him in the name of "diversity" then yea, maybe I can say that it was a decent film.
>>25580143
Hegel said it well I guess: De tijd in gedachten gevat. I found it to be highly amusing and almost a comedy. Not the real drama and seriousness of the old ones. But I think this time is more like that and that's ok. The serious stuff would have been boring now.
What's your range?
Who's sexiest? Who would you date?
What would you never dare go above/below?
>>25580032
Would never go below180
>>25580032
Range: 100-160 based on the images in this scale. The 170-180 look meh, but the right girl can pull that shit off, so I'm not gonna knock them off permanently. 90 is a hard maybe. Just like 170-180, she's gotta work that shit the right way.
Sexiest? Out of these pictures, definitely 130. She looks great.
No less than 100
No more than 140
MAYBE 150 if super qt
130 is the sexiest
Im 160lbs btw
How has social anxiety affected your life?
>>25580024
Why do normies pretend they have anxiety?
>>25580080
Are girls normies by default? If no, I know a girl that have social anxiety.
>>25580193
>>25580080
>>25580024
Le social anxiety meme
Because being shy and a special snowflake counts as social anxiety.
>there is no god and there is no plan
>we have no soul
>we are nothing but a firing network of neurons
>a network determined by genetics and environment
>variables we have no control over
>variables we are enslaved by
>our decisions are nothing but the end result of an equation
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>>25579992
lol I believe the same thing
>and people hate me for believing it
It honestly kind of bothers me that this has been considered a fake and edgelord point of view. I have thought like this for a very long time but I have to keep it restrained inside of me in fear of being criticized.
>>25580416
Imo this is the only purely rational and scientific perspective you can have on the world but its one rough thing to accept. Its easier just to distract yourself, after all, look at all the bullshit religions people subscribe themselves too just to avoid it. Most of them are blatantly false but people find their sense of security there and get vicious when their ill-founded beliefs are challenged.
Honestly though, we can't even maintain the integrity of our memories because they get rewritten to serve...
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What's the quickest way to kill myself that doesn't require a gun, garage, or helium tank?
I'm done with life and I just want to leave before I fool myself into feeling good again.
I want the people around me to be happy and I want them to live better, more productive lives without me.
I take their time. Their money. Their effort, Their energy and I'm done being a burden.
I'm done feeling hopeless and not having the energy to go through with this.
Tomorrow is the day. I can't now because my house is full of people, but...
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please, /r9k/
this is the only board I know that will help me
fuck off edgy cunt
>>25580131
You're in /r9k/
How can you call a depressed wizard edgy?
We all want to kill ourselves
Post your malebot feels here
>tfw no gf
>tfw no chubby homely gf that likes to fuck a lot and play vidya
>>25579777
>tfw no gf
>tfw haven't spoken to a girl in a couple of years
>you will never go outside more often
It's my destiny to be in front of a screen
MF /RNH/
>>25579683
family we wilin
>>25579792
smakk dat lyk
DIS SUM REAL NIGGA HOURS
Ok let's settle this once and for all.
How many real girls actually browse this shithole ?
http://strawpoll.me/6478724
http://strawpoll.me/6478724
http://strawpoll.me/6478724
more than i expected
>mfw I voted no
>mfw I actually have a penis
>>25579998
I did the same thing just to fuck with the results.
>Sell cocaine and weed and have been for 2 years
>High-school drop out
>Family thinks it's suspicious I'm walking around in 5000$ suits when we go to weddings and christenings, have 20 pairs of shoes, 3 flat-screens in my room, 4 motorcycles, 2 cars.
>been lying to everyone and saying I'm working at a restaurant.
>parents want to come visit me at my work and want to see my payslips
>>25579428
You need to start a front you fucking idiot. Here's what you do. Start an NPO and a trust. Have the NPO actually operate as a charitable organization to help with those in need. Have the trust list the NPO as one of the beneficiaries. Set up the trust to disperse certain stipends of cash to the NPO on a monthly basis. Also, have the NPO allow charitable donations from the public.
The way that it's set up is bidirectional. If you're making that much money, you can set aside at least a couple grand to the trust, then do another couple grand for the cash donations to the NPO. When you donate to the NPO, ensure that the money should go to XYZ person(s) to assist them (a good friend you can trust or even yourself). This way the NPO cannot utilize that money since it is earmarked. It doesn't even have to be on financial record. The trust, when it disperses money to the NPO, can do the same exact thing similar to the cash donations.
This way, you're evading taxes and gift taxes. You're washing your money to make it legit. It's done all the time by politicians. It's legal by IRS standards.
I typed this on my phone and I'm tired or I would go into more detail. Just stop being a fucking idiot and run your operation intelligently like I do. I've been investigated over 3 times and walked away clean. Stay safe. Stay smart.
>>25579428
>>25579779
Also, the two organizations should obviously not be under your name.
>>25579428
>parents want to come visit me at my work and want to see my payslips
I don't see the problem here. You live alone, right? Tell them no? You're a grown-ass man.