is this gay or normal?
>>25583325
>can't clearly see kissed person
>kissing guy is britty like a woman
Seems straight... besides the human affection
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>>25583325
depends on the context
>tfw no belly fat gf
bumpinn
>>25583249
nice belly fat, I'm a big fan of belly fat myself
>>25583482
desu, ive been craving some fat pussy
who /gamblingaddict/ here?
I had 7k$ in the summer, ran it up to 12k$ at the casino, went down to 1k$ a month ago from gambling, now back up to about 7k$ after going on a heater at the casino, so broke even from the summer
I've self excluded myself from like every casino going, I need to stop before I go into debt lads, not a comfy feeling
>>25583224
Let's play a game:
If your next post is odd, you will never set foot ina casino again.
If it is even, the gods smile upon you, and you should gamble as much as you like.
>>25583288
OK I bite, checked btw
lets go ODD!!!!!
>>25583224
What do you play senpai?
How does he have a gf like that? What does she see in that fucking cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct3_UueZJUI
https://www.instagram.com/lz.nicole/
For starters he isn't using cringe worthy 4chan memes like "cuck".
>>25583205
Who are we talking about?
he seems like a friendly guy who has interesting hobbies and is full of energy
sorry that doesn't fit your coping mechanism that only 10/10 6'5" 9" cock adonis chads have gfs so you dont have to try and change your lifestyle in any way
I am pretty sure my sister is cucking her boyfriend with 2 other guys. Should I let the guy know that she's been fucking around or let him know? I feel bad for this man since he even said something about thinking "she's the one" and how she has considered proposing to her one time we got drunk. At the same time...she's my sister so.
What should I do in this situation?
>>25583128
How do you know she's cucking him? Share your story.
>>25583128
If you ever feel sorry for another man that's a telltale sign that they're weaklings. Let him find out himself. It would crush him but it would be the most effective method. Don't tell your child that a flame is hot, let him touch it and it will stay with him for life.
>>25583147
She lied to me about where she was going and I caught her having some pizza, being real touchy with some black dude when me and my buddy went to a nearby cinema to the family's favorite local pizzeria. I might be over reacting but they were holding hands and shit.
The second time I knew for sure she brought someone over to fuck when she thought the family was out for a camping trip(I caught a cold the night before and I had to stay but she didn't know because she was staying over at a friend's house).
>tfw no gay bf
kill me now desu
>>25583111
Why would you want your bf to be gay?
>>25583132
So he enjoys it when I fuck him in the ass
>>25583132
because wanting a straight boyfriend is near impossible, you might as well wish for the moon
Mommy is making me leave my room for at least 6 hours and I have no idea where to go
What do
man up.
i hope she's taking you to a mental hospital.
it will help you, from experience.
>>25582996
Do you have a 24/7 McDonald's or some other fast food joint that has WiFi near you? I'd go there.
>>25582996
First you give me sauce on the woman.
Then you got a fast food place and get something to eat.
What you drinky? Take shot vodka, then wash with a little cola.
Hiding a horse cock in a can..
>>25583007
Try hiding your cock in a mare
>>25582976
Vodka mixes great with anything Op, you should make a coke cocktail. Whiskey is what you wanna drink neat.
It has always been a huge fantasy of mine to have a submissive NEET girlfriend who spends her free time watching yaoi on her computer and avoiding hygiene.
In my mind I'd fixate myself as her devout master, who keeps her locked in a chastity belt 4 - 5 times out of the week, making her beg to be fucked during this period of time. I'd massage her, have her rest up against me as I embrace her from behind. I'd tease her relentlessly until she squirms, begging me to unlock her and take my throbbing hard cock.
During time time, I would be wearing a suit....
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>>25582938
Had me up until the chastity shit.
Still.
I sympathize.
NEET love is the purest form of love there is. I want to live in a NEET apartment with a fembot and have sex all day and do whatever we feel like.
>>25583099
The chastity shit is to ensure that she remains obedient to me. All consensual, think BDSM.
You are stuck on a desert island with only these two for the rest of your life. What do you do?
Get a coconut and bash both of their heads in.
Kill the man
>>25582946
Why not kill the woman, too?
Does it get anyone else horny to BTFO out of women NPCs in games?
How autistic is this?
pretty autistic haha
I'm worse, when I dont have an internet connection, and "purged" myself of porn, I tend to start a video game, like morrowind, create a female character and have characters attack me, and I pretend to be prostitute and fap to getting "raped".
Or one time I played modded GTA san andreas, selected a girl with thong and big tits and repeatbly jumped of a cliff to the hot death screams and pretended i was her, being raped by earth itself.
>>25582926
>want to legitimately play the game but get sidetracked by stalking and murdering virtual women almost every time
>always have to stop playing and watch porn
help?
Canadabot thread
Ontario bot here
Rolling 4 dubs
403 m 22 any fellow calgary bros?
Canadians I almost feel bad about how little I think about your nice chilled out country. (Ameribro here.) I've always thought of it as a place that kind of sits there, and nothing ever happens or changes in Canada but it's still kind of nice, but it just chills out.
America is absolutely crazy in comparison.
I've always kinda admired how Canadians don't try to emulate America all the time, even though the countries are kinda like bros, and America is always trying to show off and acts like a dick.
It's 7.30 am and I still can't get to sleep, what do?
Have some tea/coffee. Might work
watch an episode of some shitty comedy show. helps to distract the mind from existential bullshit.
happens to me all the time I just stay awake until about 2-3pm, then the next day like 8pm and youre back on a normie sleep cycle.
I wouldnt recommend staying awake the entire day though, when I do it I get ill.
Things that shouldn't hurt but do
>come in to work
>covering for other guy who's normally there
>walk in, smile at everyone, go towards my desk
>as I pass by, make eye contact with a girl who's used to the other guy
>"do you ever talk anon?"
>no idea how to answer the question
>don't recognize the girl at all but it's obvious...
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Go away Norman.
>>25582553
You lack confidence. Next time just ignore her, keep walking like you have something to do.
It's not the grills impact on you anon. She just flaged what you already thought of yourself beforehand. That you are an "autistic sperglord". Which you kind of are because you let her dictate your behavior and try to moderate yourself or in contrast try to hard. Next time just answer "do you ever not talk?" and don't even bother.
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>>25582408
this is the content /r9k/ desperately needs
>tfw he always cums inside you
>then one day he unexpectedly takes it out and cums on your bum instead
>>25582443
I hate you
And yes it's because I'm bitter and will never do this