>buying lunchables at jewel
>checking out
>cashier: "getting some snacks for the kids?"
>tfw getting older and not moving forward in my life
>>25589254
YOIR NEHW EMPIEYA?
i know that feel
im starting to get "adult" wrinkles on my face and i havent moved out of the house yet
>>25589361
>Full beard
>tall, in good shape thanks to my sick garage gym
>I'm a robot in normie guise
This triggers the tism
Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be loved back? I've imagined a lot about what it's like, but then I think to myself how artificial it all is, and then I'm left just as this cold, empty shell who must numb his emotions or otherwise die of crushing depression.
I keep lying to myself that I don't want to be loved and that I hate everyone else but this urge to be loved by someone keeps eating away at the nothingness of my insides.
Sorry to be all dramatic about it, but I know when day I'll break and I won't be able to hold it...
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>I know when day I'll break and I won't be able to hold it back anymore, and I have no idea what will happen then
you'll either hurt yourself or someone else, possibly both
I hope that day never comes for us
>had a dream last night
>dreamt of a girl who was a female version of Lister from Red Dwarf
>twin plaits either side
>shes my gf
>never felt happier
>she walks into my house, says how happy she is to see me and says she loves me
>love her more than anything
>loud noise from outside
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I've had similar dreams six nights in a row now.
It's always me with a bunch of my friends hanging out, with one female friend being interested in me.
Then I wake up and realise I actually have no friends or people interested in me
>Go into busy chipotle
>order Quesarito when a line out the door behind me
>She visibly sighs
>Make sure the add all the extra free stuff
>Too big to wrap and it rips
>Tell them to re-wrap it
>She's visibly angry
>Don't tip
>File complaint about the situation
I work at Chipotle. Fuck people like you.
>>25589126
maybe you should work harder pleb
>>25589144
Get a better job.
How does this even stress you?
Help one person at a time.
How do I get laid?
Convince girls you're a wanted man.
Go to a local brothel
if you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you
>Have PTSD from military service
>Act like a complete weirdo in public
>Paranoid as fuck all the time, start feeling anxious and nervous for no fucking reason all the time
>Can't even complete a sentence without devolving into a stuttering, distorted mess
>Can't hold even level of eye contact
>Zone out randomly in public and creep people out
FUCK THIS SHIT
You need to see a psychiatrist or something senpai
>>25588969
I would be terrified around someone like you desu.
But yeah you need cognitive-behavioural therapy. It's the only real cure.
You should try and get your hands on some LSD
Anyone else here hate normies and robots more than Chads?
Maybe it's just me but I dont really hate Chad that much. He's just taking advantage of a good situation. And even though it's not easy to say, they are usually bros. But then again, it's probably easy to be a bro when life gives you such a great hand.
Which brings me to normies. These lovable guys. It's not that they are striving to be Chad, they are striving to not become a Robot. All that work and energy and they will still truly not be anyone. They won't be what a woman...
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>>25588960
>Chad - sociopathic asshole or very lucky with his upbringing. Can be entertaining if he likes you, but usually shallow as fuck.
>Normie - plastic and (ironically) robotic, surrender all autonomy for comfort. Theybmay have the numerical advantage but they're still garbage. Again, shallow as fuck.
>Robot: usually dumb as bricks and shit at everything, but occasionally very intelligent outliers who were rejected socially and...
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>>25588960
At least to me, there are two "robots" on this board. Those who are desperate and lonely, and those who are desperate and horny.
The latter are bitter, selfish, and generally just cunts in my experience. Former are kind people, or at least the ones I've had involved conversations with.
>>25589054
the desperate and horny types are 18-22 and the latter are 22-25, after that you lose your appetite for sex or just go to a prostitute to end the since birth drought for pussy
if one were to commit suicide would an Ethernet cable have enough tensile strength to hang oneself with?
If you just strangle yourself with it why not
if youre planning on jumping form a chair or something its questionable
>>25588983
btw dont do it, world is your oyster
Just go to your local outdoors store and get some climbing rope. You're killing yourself why be stingy
Where were you when we took pepe back from the normies?
What other anti-normalfag movements can this green frog represent?
As a britfag, what is happening here?
>>25588827
Why does she say white supremacist? Is it just because they support trump?
There is a thin barrier separating us all from Hell where death would be a release.
>hundreds of thousands of 16-20 year olds shipped off to war with no choice
>endure horrible conditions and jungle diseases like leeches crawling up their asshole and giving them malaria
>or frostbite where their toes swell up to baseball size
>eat lead and die under mortar fire randomly
It doesn't even make me feel good because I appreciate my life. It makes...
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>>25588725
I know this feel. I often use war documentaries and old propaganda films as a way to motivate myself. I'll probably end up joining the military someday.
Here's one of my favorites. The dialogue is corny, but the sentiment, the nationalism, the sense of purpose it instills. That's from the heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG8XBnlzmaE
at first I thought you were going down that 'you should appreciate YOUR life because other people have it worse' guilt trip route. Which is a load of shit. But I get what you mean about the 'catharsis'. Sometimes when you see life as cheap, it makes your problems seem less significant, strangly relaxing.
Dan Carlin's podcast on the first world war is great for this.
>finally going back to school
>too late to get classes I want
hold me
>Get all my classes
>girlfriend wants me to rechoose them so we can go to the other campus together at the same time
also
>maxed out credit hours
>>25588612
>thinks college matters anymore
>>25588640
I wouldn't. But I don't know how clingy your gf is.
>diagnosed with psychotic depression
>get on risperidone and zoloft
>gain 15 pounds in 3 weeks and still not cured
JUST
I am sorry for you, man.
>>25588711
I used to be ripped. Like 185 pounds 10% bodyfat. I'm 200 pounds now with less muscle. Gg
>>25588812
HAHAHAHA serves you right fucking Chad eat shit!
who /Little Caesars/ here?
Going to pick up a Hot 'n Ready for just 5 dollars plus tax later.
>>25588445
Chinese food master race
Literally the worst """pizza""" there is, fuck off with your nasty cheesebread shilling you disgusting Amerifat.
>>25588470
Pizza Patron is the nastiest pizza out there.
What the fuck do people with foot fetish imagine when seeing feet close-ups?
Help a fellow anon with ACTUALLY no foot fetish.
this is so stupid and pointless
a fetish can't be explained properly
it's just a fucked up thing in your brain
people with a foot fetish find feet attractive just like you and i find a nice pair of breasts attractive
why? who knows
>>25588459
When we see breasts we imagine squeezing and playing with them, as well as boobjob and such.
But what the fuck can you do with feet?
>>25588479
Footjobs.. did your brain freeze? kek
This is a 15 year girl old with a 300 lbs deadlift,
>>25588405
she can deadlift my dick any day
>>25588405
I want her to pin me down and ride me.
>300lb deadlift
Good for a girl I guess.
who /cantcookbutwantstolearn/ here?
i'm lazy af familia, and i don't want to burn the house down
>>25588171
How embarrassing
Original comment
Cooking is just like chemistry but you're allowed to eat the chemicals and get to add your own personal spin on it. Try that shit in chemistry and you're fucking dead.
cooking can be very rewarding
can be