Daily reminder that every fat girl is a pretty thin girl under all their lard. Take this into consideration the next time you reject a fat chick.
>pic related is a before and after
Not true. Once they get that fat, they'll have stretchmarks and loose skin forever, bad skin on top of that because of how much they wonked out their hormones, their tits and asses are fucked and doomed to sag forever.
Even if you could "fit" a fatso you'd just end up with something that looks like it melted in the sun.
>>25616589
gtfo fat roastie
>>25616634
Nope her body is pretty good now
Who /goooooood/ here?
What makes NEETs so fucking alpha?
>>25616541
>part time wagecuck
>tfw not shit tier
feels good. But NEET tier should be shit tier because you guys are poor. You get max 733 dollars a month in the U.S I think. Enjoy living in the ghetto and living off food rations.
>>25616572
>>25616572
the ones that don't post on r9k
aka chad on welfare has more time to fuck girls
>checking e-mail
>someone left a new comment on my YouTube AMV I made 10 years ago back in high school when I was a young weeb
>"This is my favorite AMV and the only one I like." -- some YouTube person
>>25616381
Link or gtfo
>>25616381
link? now give it
>>25616381
Soo.... link?
Would a doctor help a 21-year-old seeking chemical castration? I have a sex drive that really frustrates me. I'll never be able to have sex (average-looking, not muscular, not outgoing, very shy), and I'd like to get ride of my sex drive so that I can focus on other things more clearly. Has anyone undergone this?
>>25616294
just do no fap for 3 months and u can keep ur testes and lose the sex drive
>>25616294
>I'll never be able to have sex (average-looking, not muscular, not outgoing, very shy)
If these are your problems, why not just hit the gym and read some books on social interaction instead of undergoing such a radical procedure?
>>25616294
Certain anti-depressants (SSRIs and tricyclics) can decrease sex drive. That would probably be a better bet for you.
who /declares war on normalfags/ here robots ?
>key cars parked outside grocery store while nighttime grocery shopping
>key cars left by parks near me at night
>key cars near apartments at night
>leave chewed gum in public seats
>piss on toilet paper in public bathrooms
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>>25616279
You are telling me shit i do already, isnt it normal to do that? The normies should be afraid of us, they think they are superior when in fact they are just brainwashed wageslave
I assumed these things were done by large numbers of random assholes. It turns out all these nuisances are caused by one robot waging jihad on normies. Thanks for enlightening us OP.
>tfw no passive-aggressive beta-warrior bf who would let you join in with his mischief
why even live
>tfw not smart enough for stem degree
>tfw still interested in science
>tfw doomed to consume pop science because its all I will ever understand
should I just kill myself now?
>>25616217
i know this feel so much it hurts
>cheerleader for science
>not smart enough to understand science
dilettante faggots like you are the cancer that is killing society.
>>25616217
>love science
>it takes me much longer than most people to understand most material
>I can get it, it just takes me awhile
>will fail horribly when I go to college
>going to push myself and try to succeed regardless
>ninja warrior UK
>contestants don't know the proper technique to get past the first obstacle
>clearly didn't watch the original NW series
I'm ashamed to be part of these brits
>>25616066
>Turn on the tele
>Notice UK Ninja warrior is on
>It's almost finished and it's the final contestant
>The guy is doing pretty good and gets to the big wall you have to run up and grab
>"Will he be the only one to make it up the wall tonight?"
>What the fuck no one has made it
>He...
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>>25617012
They made the wall extra high though.
>>25616066
>Implying Amerifat Nigger Warrior isn't staged
What is here on the hand?
This walks out of the hand
>>25616133
Even when a monkey wears a golden ring, it is and remains an ugly thing
Are you holding me in front of the cloth?
>tfw 5 inch dick
>tfw 7 inch bone-pressed
there is no better motivation to lose weight
>tfw 3 and rail thin
>tfw 5.5
>tfw girl wants to name my dick
>tfw find it weird but whatever
>she suggests a bunch of normie names like carl lmao
>on the topic of her dogs name, samson, I suggest going biblical and say Leviathan as a joke
>she starts laughing uncontrollably
JUST
Most people here disagree but that is fine, im not looking for friends. Let me tell you why I know the system failed me. That I should be the successful one making money but let me explain
Here is the background
>Be me 17, have 187 IQ actual genius
>Not going to graduate on time because of academic reasons
>bored to death from faggot teachers and the shitty homework and decide to drop out of school
alright before you judge me, you dont have a 187 IQ. Can you solve...
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>>25615896
you know those stereotypical old men who work at like a gas station or something who spout bullshit like this like "ohh i coulda been sumthn but i was fukn CHEATED by the world blah blah fuk da government fuk women i should be the one" and you think they're really pathetic and don't listen to them?
you are what they were at your age
>>25615979
this. Just this.
blaskdjokaljdsojoaqisd
>>25615896
I have 184 IQ, people are jelly, they dont believe me when i am telling them i can do their job better if they give me 1 weeks of training, it's like they cannot even understand since their IQ is so much lower than mine.
It's like a normal 120 IQ talking with a 70 IQ retarded black, how sad the world is, my father and mother gave birth to one of the few genius the world have ever know, and i am here with nothing.
Dont lose hope, i am learning japonese by myself and i'll go there when...
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It's official, /r9k/ is now tumblr/feminist/normie/moralfag tier!
Go into any women hate thread and they're there, spewing bullshit about how women don't like men for the appearance blah blah "you guys are assholes! Sexist!"
Then you get those fucking white knights, like that Doj faggot, always protecting womynz in "fem" bog threads. Just fuck off yea, we don't need more beta enablers
And speaking of fembots, you can fuck off too. I don't mind women browsing this board, but when they have to announce the fact...
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>>25615859
>"fem"BOT threads
fixed
That's half the fun. /r9k/ is not only the funnest misogyny outlet on the Internet, it's a massive beacon for never-endingly offended normies for whatever reason.
Imagine yourself on Tumblr. You'd be annoyed by all the retarded teenage girls who think they're gay turtles or whatever, and then you'd leave, because Tumblr is boring and unfunny.
Now imagine if Tumblr were actually interesting and funny, and you felt compelled to stay there so you could access its comedy and have a nice time. But wait, all the faggot turtle girls are still...
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>>25615859
Doj is a fucking kike faggot. Once i found that out i stopped getting triggered by him
context: https://imgur.com/a/hlOyr
Anyone knows what happened next?
i found his other post 3 days later
https://i.imgur.com/V46Fn91.png
>>25547358
And i think i also found her faceboook page, check pic
yfw it made it to ladbible and now everyone is going to come here
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/this-guy-found-out-his-dad-was-sleeping-with-his-girlfriend
>>25615811
WTF? That Facebook profile is clearly fake.
>>25615869
i just found it so im not sure
im not the one who made it if its fake
why does /r9k/ never discuss the pretty waifus? only the ugly waifus or the 2D "waifus"?
If your waifu is pretty you don't have to try so hard to convince others she is pretty by spamming their pictures like rose and carafags do
>>25615787
>2d "waifus"
Top banter senpai
I hate Rose, she is such an egotistical cunt. No one makes me angrier than her and her stalkers. If she didn't take hundreds of hours of videos of her and thousands of pictures to fuel her vanity, she wouldn't have to worry about her disgusting followers.
I can't believe people give attention to a literal camwhore just because "muh I play video games guise! XD"
help me guys, i am in love with this guy in high school, he builds robots with dildos and shitposts in the internet, he's the perfect bf for me, what do i do to get him to love me? he's busy watching bleach and ignoring me
a5 makes my panties wet
I honestly never seen such a handsome man, I mean look at this face, it's perfect
>>25616441
Look at him.He is f*ckin glorious how don't you get all the b*tches man.
I can't deal with the fact all girls have had sex before. All of them have had boyfriends. All of them have kissed other guys before. It just kills me. I don't want to feel any of this.
It's an injustice. What's worse is they're totally indifferent towards their privilege.
>>25615598
get over it. seriously. getting a virgin is very very hard.
even the religious muslim girls get fucked in the ass before marriage.
you know what? IDGAF
why to you feel so insecure? I'm pretty sure with most girls I fucked I was the best or atleast one of the best fucks they ever had. I know that the chance that the new boyfriend of one of my exes can compare to me sexually is pretty low.
>If you are good you don't care who was there before
This is just not true
I'm a grill and and I've only kissed one guy, never had sex