If you are severely unhappy with your appearance and feel it is the reason you can't get a gf, why not go for plastic surgery?
>>Live like a pauper for a few years
>>Save money
>>Shop around
>>Go under the knife
>>Collect gf
This applies for femanons too, except that it's probably more related with not being obese/crazy. If you have a misshapen nose or something else wrong, why...
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>>25627554
Because my problem is that I was obese from childhood to adulthood and it would cost $24,000 if I'm lucky and up to $50,000 if I'm not.
>>25627602
What does you obesity have to do with anything? Did it change the structure of your facial bones?
The only thing I don't like about my face is my asymmetrical jaw and fucked up teeth
But eyyy guess what
>getting double jaw surgery and braces for "medical" reasons
Going to have that chad look my boys
probably still won't have the confidence of a chad but at least I won't hate my face
>year 2573
>the internet has long since been forgotten
>a digital archaeologist stumbles upon it by accident
>it is discovered how to access it
>millions upon millions of unread pages from a time long past
>scientists will dedicate their life to reading frogposts to understand "the r9k culture between 2001 and 2023"
>>25627503
>tfw you spend hours on a website that just deletes posts after 10 minutes
>>25627503
>year 2573
>no white people left
>no archaeologists only mud huts
>internet forget forever as shit skins bang rocks together and burn each other for fun
>>25627503
So did the beta uprising happen or do females rule everything?
I don't understand where to meet women. I want to love someone, but I don't know where to find that person or how to approach her. Do I just go to a bar on saturday night and just sit at the bar, look kind of smiley and easy to approach, and wait for something to happen? That feels stupid and cringy
if you want to love someone love yourself
you can try bars, or daygame where you approach random women in the street, you can also try online
smiles show weakness
>>25627376
Loving yourself is impossible without external validation
Hey guys
My girlfriend is having a fancy dress party, with the theme being things beginning with P
What should I go as? I want to look cool
Pic is me in a Jon Snow costume I put together for a fancy dress a while ago, no mean comments please
pokemon is the only thing i can think of
>>25627297
mean comment incoming. you're a faggot
>>25627385
please I just want to look cool
>watching amateur teen couple porn
>while the guy pounds her tight pale white innie pussy she whispers "i love you."
Damn right in the feelios
>they both irreparably made themselves worthless whores by posting that on the internet
>a seed of deviancy will rot their love away
>>25627216
Truly the worst of all feels.
>Self-importance is man's greatest enemy. What weakens him is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of his fellow men. Self-importance requires that one spend most of one's life offended by something or someone.
sauce, thats a pretty undeveloped thought. self importance is pretty fucking far from a feeling of dependence on other peoples' opinions
are you that ougi friend who does their reaction crops themselves?
>>25627159
Don Juan from Carlos Castaneda's books. If you don't want to read the books you can find simple lists of Don Juan's teachings on this site : http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/cienciareal/esp_donjuan.htm under "extracts of books".
>>25627176
Yes, among other things. Are you the bratposter with the small pee pee ?
When a girl says she likes "alternative" guys, she means pic related.
Femanon into alt guys here, you don't have to look like the op pic, since they can be hard to find. All of you who are 5/10 at least could totally get a girl if you go alternative
>>25627108
what does that mean?
just dress alternative, or listen to shitty emo music and put pieces of metal in my lip
>>25627156
Just dressing alternative would probably be appealing to normie girls but knowing music would help with alt girls and make you seem like less of a poser. And piercings are really hot, I'd recommend them
Anyone else think its fucking scary how much control Drake (and his army of publicists) have over pop culture right now?
Seriously what the fuck is this shit how does someone turn a summer b side into a spontaneous fall hit and the last big meme of 2015
This shit just isn't natural
>>25626978
The shit with Meek had to have been planned out.
He was called out for using a ghostwriter, but he managed to make everyone hate the guy that called him out. Nobody even remembers the ghost writer, he just turned Meek into a meme.
>inb4 the tired "no proof" argument
>>25626978
easy answer
drake is part jewish
>>25628216
This is the only answer
>he is a jew sleeper agent who infiltrated black and white communities alike
who here /facebookdating/?
>talk to qt aspie girl who never had bf and is virgin
>she has severe social anxiety issues
>afraid to even skype talk
>will only talk with me in facebook chat
>wont even give phone number
>this lasts for months, talk hours a day every other day
>we argue about the fact that she doesnt want a relationship with me so i unfriend...
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does anyone know when will the "add friend" button reappear? it's been 6 months already and i want to kill myself. maybe she changed her mind
>>25627043
just kill yourself m8
>>25626839
You were getting catfished m80
I want a big 8 inch cock so I'm thinking about getting a wiener enlargement.
Is there any reason this wouldn't be a great idea?
Despite what faggots online are going to tell you, being 8" long isn't a blessing, and having a dick that big will turn a lot of women off. If anything, major whores will only see you as a one time novelty fuck. The ideal dick size is about ~7", although anything at least 5.5" will probably get the job done.
>>25626898
>have extra dick
>leave a an in or two out if it's too big
wow that was hard
>>25626926
*an inch or two
>"Anon, it will be getting dark out very soon! I suppose we best construct a camp and gather wood to get a fire going! Ive heard that it gets cold out here at night!"
You're right. Gather that grass, I'll grab some dirt and we'll try to make a shelter.
>>25626779
how about you fuck yourself you fucking cum devouring whore and go back to your fucking bf>
Oops, we didn't bring any food and we're so far from civilisation. I suppose I will have to reluctantly resort to cannibalism in order to survive. What? No, this doesn't count, this is all out of date.
WHAT THE FUCK. This is why women are so afraid of men and don't say yes to every single last one of you beta orbiters. You literally kill us because we may have happened to waste an hour of your time.
Like seriously WTF.
ROASTIE WHORES BTFO
#WASTEHER2016
>>25626600
>>25626634
this is a parody article you fucking retards
sage goes in all fields
>>25626648
Fuck you. Even if it's not real there are plenty of examples of shit like this happening all the time.
Hello I need some advice!
There is this girl that i used to date back in highschool, and i ruined it for myself by cheating on her. I was young and stupid. A month ago and after 4 years of not talking, we got back in touch, what i failed to mention is that through the time we were apart i grew to love her more and regret my actions. I don't want to ruin it with her, but i fear that i already did, since i told her a few days after we got back in touch that i still like her, which i feel has put me in a weak position and ruined my chances. She said that we should stay...
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Put yourself in her shoes how do you feel? You cucked your roastie of course she's toastie, maybe find a different girl
>betrays a girl
>wants to get back into it
You ruined your chance. Time for someone else. That scar will never fully heal, even if you get married.
>>25626479
She told me that she's over it and that she saw how much i change and everything. She thinks that we were just kids back then and that we should both get over it
What are you looking for in this life robots? What would make your life worth living? What do you want to achieve before you die?
Math PhD
A fembot gf that makes me feel wanted that I can care for and enjoy spending my time with
That's all I'd need to die happy but I'll probably only get 50% of the way there.
A quite, comfortable life where I don't have to work very hard to support myself
I want to make it into the gaming industry. I want to be able to make a game. A good game that stands on its own. I want to be able to meet those who I look up to for making my childhood less miserable and less lonely.
I feel obligated to them for making my life somewhat better.
so, why do you piss in the bottles?
honest question from a normal dude
They are too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom
>>25626367
it takes 45 seconds to piss and wash hands.
no one can be that lazy
I have to get up from my chair to do that... Also washing hands is redundant when you live on your own