Stop trying kiddies
you know you already failed at life
>>25628559
>the minecraft fanbase in one image
ITT: angry, ugly fembots trying to bait the MGTOW masterrace
>>25628559
Their hearts are in the right place, but I agree. Women are pieces of shit, and no one should waste their time dealing with them. Women won't give two fuck though, since most of the people pushing the MGTOW shit are the kinds of people women wouldn't even give the time of day.
I kinda hope it catches on with normalfags, but I doubt it ever will.
lets see how chad you are? Its chad bingo time
>tfw 2/25
Am I allowed to stay, fellas?
>>25628455
I'm only 1 and I'm sure my parents are proud of me for their own mental sanity's sake.
>no handsome steam bf to be my top
your pussy belongs to me now anon-kun
OP here, p-post ID if wanted
a-anyone?
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>tfw I don't have any beta orbiters
>>25627882
You're just a few craigslist ads away from that, you worthless roastie
>>25627882
You'd need to be a literal 3/10 or below not to have at least 1
I'll pretend to be an orbiter if I get to insult you for being a roastie.
ITT: Write the first line of your manifesto.pls no bully FBI it's all just jokez
If one thing is remembered about me, it should be that my hand was forced, for I am not a violent individual by nature.
>>25627296
thats good tb h
>>25627215
I will lock you up in a basement and feed you nothing but shrimp and milk until you either kill yourself or survive for 5 years.
What are the best recreational drugs?
My opinion of the drugs I've taken:
>God tier:
LSD
2C-E
Mescaline
n,n,DMT
>High tier:
Amphetamine/levodexamphetamine
2C-B
Mdma
>Mid tier:
4-FA
Weed
>Low tier:
Psilocybin mushrooms
Methylphenidate
Caffiene
>Felt dangerous as fuck so I stopped taking them
Ketamine
Methamphetamine
Cocaine
>>25627175
>psilocybin
>low tier
looks like somebody never ate a quarter...
Im a pussy so only cigar
>>25627228
I ate an eight, and it felt like I was a schizophrenic losing my mind. I've never before felt such sheer terror. It wasn't even a terror from hallucinating scary shit, it was just pure dread about losing my sanity, mixed with major paranoia and self consciousness.
So yea, I ate mushrooms and got the fear. I'm ok with ego loss, it's one of my favorite parts about high doses of 2c-x and DMT.
I dont eat mushrooms anymore.
>Driving home from wotk at 11pm
>Imagine myself as a all powerful lich raising the dead and destroying all life on the world with the undead
Autism thread
>tfw autistic power fantasies about killing people
>>25626803
>You will never be a lich or a necromancer in real life
>>25626890
>the you will always be too scared of the repurcussions to just off a random person
Name one thing worse than being a manlet, /r9k/. Pro tip: you can't.
being a manlet and looking like you :^)
being a nigger manlet
Being asian or disabled
So are you gonna try to work out for the new year and try to look more attractive?
>>25626539
here is another good one
>>25626539
No. I lifted for half a year and got some really good results, then got bored. Why does it matter anyway? Everyone dies eventually, at least I'll be enjoying the time I have rather than sweating the fuck out. And that time will repeat for an eternity due to how the universe and time works.
I'm gonna try. I'm a skelly though so I doubt it'll do anything other than make me look like a creepy skeleton with muscles
is it possible to get an asian gf in 2016 now?
can someone please answer me?
>>25627666
No. But it's a lot easier if you live in the West coast.
>>25627666
>Want to get gf
>cant even get a reply on an Indonesian body pillow BBS
Someone on here has been saying lately that "only muscular and outgoing guys can get girlfriends" and that "shy guys usually stay celibate."
I was just wondering how true this was. I wouldn't mind getting a gf or even just having sex one day. I have decent hygiene, average looks, and plan on going for my masters in tax after graduating. My biggest issue is no self-esteem whatsoever and avoidant personality disorder.
Have any shy guys here had any success?
>>25626269
I'm introverted as fuck and literally the only time I've had sex or gotten a gf was when I broke out of my shell for a little while.
You can't force it or fake it though or else you'll just come off as as a dork.
>>25626269
It depends on a few factors. As long as you're not agoraphob tier then you might have a chance. That being said, your chances are severely reduced if you aren't aggressive and outgoing.
>>25626269
Desirable men get GFs. It's really just as simple as that. Being shy means absolutely nothing. If you're shy but over 6ft tall and have a nice face you will get a GF. You could be outgoing and have a great personality but if youre a micro-manlet you will not have a GF.
Stop over-analyzing it.
All roasties in Europe will soon suffer.
What a time to be alive robots.
With islamic rapists and black men flooding my continent i can only smile.
Finally whores will get what they deserve. A poetic justice. One girl who used to make fun of me has already been beaten by a nigger she dated. Many more will follow.
Burn roasties burn. You deserve to be raped.
>>25625980
you OK fambam?
>tfw black and dark-skinned
>tfw abdullah only wants to rape blonde white girls
phew
>>25626109
No. I am not okay.. I only live to see a great war that will end my existence. A ww3 where everyone else will suffer.
They have so much to lose. I have nothing to lose.
Why don't you guys just ask your own Mother to take your virginity?
This is your last hope.
Didn't need to ask her.
>>25625594
We need to hear that tale champ.
>>25625201
Because!
She only wants Chad.
Should I finally make my move? What do I say? I don't want to fuck it up. I've been in love with this girl since the 8th grade she is my everything.
>>25624610
She clearly is still attracted to her ex. If he came up to and asked for a fuck I can 100% guarantee you she would drop her panties instantly.
>>25624610
shes trying to be a nig why would you want that
>>25624610
>I will curb stomp him
Report her to the cops. Then go and comfort her when she comes home from being interrogated.
how the fuck does it work? when i try to shove my finger up my ass, it hardly seems to go in much. What exactly does the prostate feel like? I can't tell if I'm touching the prostate, or just a piece of shit that's lodged up in there. I don't even know if I'm shoving my finger up my asshole, or just rubbing around it.
Get a vibrator, massage the outside and slowly make your way in. Jack off at the same time.
You just stir the shit in your ass and pretend it feels great.
You may need an enema before trying drilling your boy-pussy if you want to avoid the brown stains caused by shit.