Lets have a good old nostalgia thread
>x-files theme starts playing
>let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the-
>*tssh* *tssh*FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Every single goddamn video, every single goddamn time.
THE ONE RINGTO RULE THEM ALLAND HE JUST BURST INTO FLAMES AT THE MERE MENTION OF ITYeah, just like that.
How do you get a girl to have sex with you?
I'm at the point of severe frustration. I broke up with my ex about 7 months ago. Since then i have been on several dates, went out and so on.
But even though several of the dates ended in kissing (and seeing each other again) it never went further. When i asked them to stay for the night, they said no or just left on their own initiative.
I have also been hitting on some girls whom i tried to make out with at parties. I really felt some kind of flirt and chemistry but as soon as i try something i get rejected. Same...
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Stopped reading after >broke up with my ex
Go fuck yourself normie
>>25640727
GTFO you fucking normie
>>25641261
>>25641311
holy shit, it is worse than i expected
Can someone make me a smug pepe holding powerball tickets? This will make for a great lottery thread when the rest of the Americans log on today. Thanks Brits.
bump for my man pepe
bumping again, pls help I have no photoshop skills
Did you win lad?
I'm not really sure about what happens on Reddit, are there any good subreddits for kissless virgin robots?
I can't really figure out how it works but if i knew about a good place i could try again. I need some place to go if i'm to leave /r9k/, this place is shit. All the non-virgins, desu senpai, /s4s/ and that shit has completely taken over and robot culture is dead.
this picture will tell you all you need to know
>>25640552
if no troll:
it's all about finding the sub for what you want to achieve anon.
like if you're a fatbot loseit will help you be less fat, without the memes and misinformation of /fit/
it's like babbys first internets, it's more of a safe space because shit posting gets hidden and real advice gets bumped to the top
slightly less retarded than tumblr
>>25640612
I would like to find a subreddit suitable for refugees from /r9k/. Preferably only for male virgins. A place similar to what /r9k/ would be if all the normalfags would leave.
How does one deal with overwhelming anger?
>>25640374
Venting in some way
Lifting, masturbating, drinking
Sleep.
Everything just makes me more angry, be it people, video games or physical activity.
just medidate, freee ur mind and b urself senpai ;)
1. post a pic of your battle station/basement
2. rate
here is OC
>>25640033
>trash everywhere
>computer within distance of bed
>clothes on bed
>stains on wall
>fucking toilet paper on your desk
You are setting a fine example.
im shuddering at thinking of what that room smells like
>>25640065
the smelliest of assholes
>Man there's either women that are interested in you or women that aren't. If you had met every woman in Australia I'd agree the you are in a shit spot. But you haven't. You'll find someone worth your time eventually. All that beta shit does is make you spiteful towards woman so any chance you have of finding the right person will be ruined cos they will sense that. Just ignore the people that aren't worth your time & stay positive for finding the right person.
Holy fucking hell normies not understand that...
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>>25639966
>All ya gotta do is be yourself, man
>Works for me
>>25639966
Also the magical muh soggy knee detector that for some reason ignores Chad and only works on beta males.
>>25639966
This and if you kill the main be why didn't he be himself.
>Have a girlfriend for about half a year now
>We've messed around, but haven't done anything serious
>Ask her if she wants to have sex so that neither of us will be virgins
>Just now learn that she has some weird medical condition where having sex would be painful as all hell for her, like fucking pins and needles in her vagina
What the fuck do I do now, /r9k/? Pic unrelated.
>>25639896
She is lying, give her the dick.
>Have a girlfriend for about half a year now
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
GET AWAY FROM ME NORMIE
FUCK OFF YOU DISGUSTING NORMIE SCUM
REEEEEEEEEE
She is using you for emotional support while fucking some other guy. Classic case of keking
SO what was your first sexual experience and how was it.
my cousin kissed me on the knob when I was 7
I think he might've been molested or something lmao
>>25639804
how old was the cousin?
>>25639826
8 or 9
he said you have to kiss goodnight to mine and I'm like nah bruh
This should be fun. I'll post these to snippits of conversation and you guys guess how it turned out, which i will later show in a snippit from right after the dance. If you need/want more snippits, they can be provided.
And if you have any critique about me being the most beta faggot ever, feel free to let me know.
Now presenting 1/2
Now presenting 2/2
no you faggot that's fucking retarded just tell us how it turned out
>>25639528
You can't guess? I'm on r9k right now.
You are on a date with a QT and suddenly pic related comes up.
What do?
>>25639318
>have a 4chan
laughingreactionimage.jpg
>have a 4chan
Holy shit these tumblrtards are fucking idiots
>>25639318
so thats why moot left, someone qt found out he had a 4chan ?
who /shit haircut/ here
Literal afro, because I don't want to hear the "Oooh you haven't been at a barber for a long time, right? Tehee..." talk.
>>25638642
>not cutting yourself
it's not that fucking hard
I never had not a shitty haircut. I have ugly curly jew hair. Even if looks decent after the guy is finished, I go home, wash my head and it looks terrible again. But it's even worse now, because I know everyone knows, it's a new haircut, so it must have been deliberately shitty.
>On a bus, sitting by the window, minding my own business
>A girl sits next to me
>She's a total qt3.14
>Suddenly starts talking to me
>I don't sperg out and we actually have a great and funny conversation
>We go for a coffee
>Turns out we are a perfect match (videa, animu, cycling and other hobbies etc.)
>Thinking...
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>>25638467
iktfb
>walking around town with my (imaginary) oneitis
>having a great time
>holding hands, best feeling ever
>about to kiss
>wake up
>continue lying in bed motionless staring at the wall for half an hour
It's a bad feel familia
>>25638467
>have cousin come over
>we go out and get some groceries, chat up
>get home
>play some games and watch some anime she likes
>she tells me she's getting cold
>wrap my arm around her, she rests her head on my shoulder
>we continue chilling, watching tv while under a blanket
>feel...
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>>25638467
Dreams often have clear messages tho senpai. Remember it well, remember how cool you've played it, and you'll be fine some day.
Patience is a major key to succes #DJKhaledVoice LION
You know who it is, you know what it is. Good ole' fashioned comfy thread.
Get the coffee and/or tea ready. How was your day today?
post
>comfy pics
>comfy wallpapers
>comfy music
>comfy setups
>comfy games
>feels of any kind
as usual, bumping with comfy
rain is best comfy. BEST
original comment, original comfy
I don't know where else to ask because no friends so i'll ask you guys.
What should i study and work in the future?
I thought about something creative like industrial design or architecture. I'm sure some of you have experience and can tell me what degree is worthless and what a nice career is
Please help me i would not know where else to ask.
Bump this for you my dear friend
whatever you enjoy doing.
I think there should be an /uni/ board or something on 4chan