>started browsing and fapping to BLACKED regularly
What have you done to me, robots?
You have a long way to go my friend
>>25655458
what's blacked? bbc?
>>25656097
Yes
>>25655458
OP you'll never be satisfied by normal porn again. After seeing those monster Gorilla cocks slam little girls and watching the way they squee for it warps what sex should be in your brain. Soon you'll be a crossdresser or a lonely insecure robot. Best of luck to ya
Can we start a /feels/ thread? Post your feels and pains.
>be total cyborg in High School
>never date girls
>be junior
>meet "her"
>fall in love
>date her for 4 years thinking im going to marry this girl
>total oneitis for my GF
>she moves to her dad's to be closer to school
>cheats on me with a chad
this experience ruined love...
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>>25655410
>got a speeding ticket for going 10 over
>Have to appear in court and request that I take a first offenders class and keep the ticket off my record so my insurance doesn't increase
>Fine is $136
>ree
How was your guys' day?
>>25655555
chequed desu
This is Beta one. We're all set and awaiting orders.
>>25655204
I TOLD YOU I ALREADY ORDERED A PLATE OF TENDIES, WHERE ARE THEY? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25655256
SIR, WE'RE ON OUR WAY WITH THE PROVISIONS, SIR!
>>25655204
Orders are to shoot normalfags, roach
Well, another weekend has come and gone. Spent the whole thing at my desk browsing 4chan and playing with action figures.
What was the highlight of your weekend?
>>25655186
Those Elliot threads desu
I went to the library for a few hours yesterday as well, was nice to get out and I had a burger too
Got a dream job, studied, went out with friends friday and studied with friends saturday night. Went for a couple runs outside, while the weather is good. Now I'm gonna drive to have dinner with some family (they live a couple hours away). Shiiiit, my life has really turned around. We're all gonna make it
Vomited on myself last night after drinking alone again. I also missed rent so that sucks.
Do any of you live alone?
I'm 23, just recently started a new job and I'm getting ready to move out on my own for the first time.
I have some potential roommates that are all kinda normie but something about living completely alone is alluring to me. Right now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with my Mom, having downgraded from a 3 bed since my sister moved out and my Mom knows I want to move.
What's it like? I understand it financially but what does it feel like to actually live alone?
>>25655115
I lived alone for a week before the other guys arrived. It was bliss, less so with the others but we never spoke and avoided each other so it was mostly fine.
Just make sure your food is on point. My lack of eating really ruined me.
I go to sleep and wake up whenever I want, I can be on the computer and talking or listening to music out loud whenever I want, I can eat whatever and whenever I want, I can masturbate whenever I want, no one ever bothers me, I never have to talk to anyone, no one ever judges me or makes fun of me, I can study in peace at any time, no one breaks shit, or leaves dishes in the sink
>>25655261
Do you get lonely?
>>25655230
What do you mean lack of eating?
What's your first thought when looking at this image?
>SWEDEN YES
And other things related
>>25655061
fuck off back to your general, harveyfag
>>25655061
Disgust. Everything wrong with humanity in one picture.
Am I the only person who likes the smell of sweaty armpits?
nope. i love the smell of my armpits. When i am on meth or some other stimulant, your sweat starts to smell different. i love that smell.
mostly everyvody loves the smell of themselves.
>>25654953
yes
my b
>>25654953
>>25654995
>implying your filthy armpits come close to the smell of my dick which wasnt washed for a week now
top kek, its like a kindergarden
I love alone and I'm about to order 2 large pizzas and a brownie pie from Papa John's.
Anyone else /depressioneating/ here?
>>25654951
Not anymore, gained 30 pounds in the past 3 months and I want to kill myself even more feeling so gross.
>>25655074
I know that feel.
I'm 70lbs more than I used to be, though thanks to my job, I have a fair amount of muscle. I'm not a body builder, but at least it isn't 100% fat. It's gotten worse recently. I've put on 20lbs in the past few months, and even though I feel disgusting, I can't find the care or the will to do anything about it.
I'm just a sack of shit.
>>25654951
How do you fit all of that into your body? I can't even finish three-fourths of a pizza without wanting to throw it all back up.
Never seen this mentioned before here so I thought I'd say it; If you're not attractive that doesn't mean you're homeless and bound to be a permavirgin, you have to put in a shit ton of effort if you want to find somebody.
For example, I knew a guy who has butt fucking ugly. He was also kinda nice and outgoing (has ADHD or some shit) had a job, gf, car, etc.
If you have "lost the genetic lottery." you just have to kick it into motherfucking overdrive to find companionship and happiness.
But I believe that dating is...
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>>25654781
Though I've accepted this truth, it still depresses the fuck outta me. Feels horrible t.b.h.
>>25654781
>be butt fucking ugly
>lost genetic lottery
>wasn't even born with a Y chromosome, so i cant compensate with a job, car, personality
>literally forever inadequate as a woman in all aspects of things
>will always be pumped and dumped because ever "butt fucking ugly" guys will just use you for XP before moving on to their beloved staceys
>>25655469
What the fuck are you talking about?
If you're a woman and aren't horribly disfigured and/or handicapped you can find some beta to provide for you and live happily ever after. Don't even have to lift a finger. Fuck off.
Why shouldn't women breast feed in public? It's only natural.
>>25654578
Why shouldn't men piss in public? its only natural
Something being natural doesn't make it good nor desirable.
>>25654578
Why shouldn't we be completely naked in public? It's only natural.
How do I pull some fine ladies /r9k/
bump
give me your best
Hi, you're gorgeous. I'm autistic and have a 4 inch penis, is that okay? :corn cob emoji:
Those look like bots tbhfam baka
Anyone else /complicated relationship with his dad/?
>>25654487
I respect him but I don't love him.
>...fuck outta here that frog looking ass...
>>25654487
He's an autistic loser who tricked my mother into a shitty life and I'm trying as hard as I can to not become him
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are female..
are these the pokemon?
>>25654418
lol ur liek so random
I came in my girlfriend's pussy over a dozen times the last couple days.
Feels bad, man.
Who /boring/ here?
Wait meant to put /sleepy/
>>25654170
Im really sleepy but will not sleep, i can mae coffe and have cigs so this should work
I can think of things to talk about no problem, and worst case I can tell someone about my life/ask about theirs if they aren't interested in my hobbies. The only thing I have issues with is initiating conversations with people.
>>25654170
In this case, I was napping earlier, meant to only sleep for 40 minutes, and slept for two hours so now I'm fine.
>be virgin you
>bangbus drives up to you
>hot pornstar offers you sex
What would you do?
fuck, what else is there to do?
jesus..
Pull a vitaly
i would leave because i dont want to be famous by being "that fat guy in bangbus"