>be me
>6'1 woman
>have a fetish for shorter men
>they're intimidated because l'm /fit/
>tfw you will never bully your qt short bf
;_;
5'7" here.
I had a 6'0" gf once. She was volleyball player.
Basically our relationship was basically the same but all the physical roles flipped. She was always the big spoon, I always laid on her on the couch, she was the one who the did the hug around the neck/head thing.
It was fucking great. I miss it a lot.
It was like being a kid again. Except I got to fuck her too.
>>25666965
Where you at famil?
>shortish
>my whole life, girls make their distaste for shorter guys very clear
>girls who are taller very clearly don't treat me like romantic partner material
It doesn't bother me because there are plenty of girls shorter than me, but why should I stick my neck out on a taller girl when I've been given the impression that there's a 99.9999% chance she isn't gonna be into me. I'd be fine with a taller girl but unless she gives an unambiguous signal...
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leI 69 hhahahahahahahah really david? REALLY? you had to die at SIXTY NINE? AHA! dude... come on......
>>25666906
WTF? it's actually true. why does this always fucking happen.
goddamnit
>>25666906
we're getting pranked man , just like with the zyzz 'death'
>promotes cultural marxism and degeneracy all his life
>dies of cancer like a dog
Do you ever feel like you're a terrible person?
I just can't shake the feeling.
I've never assaulted anyone, I've never touched a girl without her permission, I usually try to listen to my friends' problems.
Sometimes I make offensive jokes.
Do you ever get the feeling that you're awful when you really haven't done many things society would consider bad?
I feel like a terrible person in the sense that I'm a tragic failure at humanity. I'm not evil, I'm kinda mean but it's just bitternes product of how deficent I am.
>>25666845
It's not just you OP. I still feel like a shitty human bean, even though I never do anything bad. It's definitely due to my depression and anxiety. I hit the lottery having both, I hate my life.
>>25666893
i kinda feel that
where are you in life right now if you dont mind me asking?
idk who david bowie is, but I am going to pretend like I was his HUGEST fan for life so that my normie friends on facebook think im cool
haha fuck you guys, I'm going for the moon!
>>25666814
> Idk who David bowie is
underage b& you tasteless faggot
>actual bowie fan
>own all his albums on vinyl
>bowie poster
>have to act like I dont care so people don't think I'm just dead-artist-sympathizing.
Feels bad man.
>>25667074
Nice bait friendo B^)
So, why haven't you accepted Jesus Christ as your one and only savior /arcanine/?
>>25666552
Because he's done a shit job. I don't feel the leastbit 'saved'.
At least with Thor I can get shitfaced and fight people. If I die, I go to valhalla to drink and fight some more.
Because beards aren't fashionable and promote AIDs.
>Be me
>19
>spent all my life thinking I was a christian
>seriously into it
>thought I wanted to be in ministry
>went to all the church events
>praised for my effort, loyalty, and work in the church
>led multiple bible studies and groups
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>Look up here, I'm in Heaven
>I've got scars that can't be seen
>I've got drama, can't be stolen
>Everybody knows me now
Listening to Lazarus right now is devastating. Any other robots crying right now?
>Any other robots crying right now?
Trying to fight it back
>>25666405
I haven't cried for music in years, but goddammit this got me
Why would you cry for the death of someone who you dont even know and who lived a life full of fullfilment.
You people are fucking stupid.
>one chance at life
is this true?
yeah sorry homie
>>25666362
Bandage! :D
Is it really you!?
Have you come to save /r9k/?
>>25666380
3 days from now will mark the 1 year anniversary of Bandage, and I can't get this place out of my head knowing that, so I'm posting until then and will likely stop again once it passes
>You write a couplet that is deep and effusive
>He upholsters the walls with her vaginal juices.
>You fantasise about killing yourself
>She marries chad and takes half of his wealth
boom bam bop
bada bop boop
POW
>you dwell in the pit of shame and regret
>he dwells in the sheath of her vaginal neck
>mfw women think it's alright to buy 700$ shoes
I know it's not my money but seeing money being burnt grinds my gears
What's the difference between buying expensive shoes and spending it on plastic anime figs?
>>25666109
Ask /a/, how'd I know
I spend my money in computer parts
People spend that money on jackets, or gfx cards, or rc helicopters, as long as it isn't your money, why even get mad?
>mfw nerds don't want free stuff and legal weed
Whats wrong with you?
>>25665927
Because le free market is edgy
>supporting israeli occupation that kills thousands of innocents
>supporting somebody who has voted in favor of every major recent war, including Iraq after it had started
>supporting somebody who will disarm the people and strengthen the state
>all because it will be a little bit easier to get weed
Comrade Sanders is based af, he's going to build a wall to stop global warming and have the 1% pay for it.
How do I make movies, /r9k/?
I have so many stories I want to tell. Outlines written out, notes, everything. I have tried writing them like novels, but it's just not the same. I don't have a passion for prose, for poetry, I have a passion for storytelling and film.
I don't know how to get my movies made. I don't know where to find actors when I have no friends, I don't know how to afford a camera, all the audio equipment, the only thing I'm familiar with is video editing.
What do? Any ideas?
Where do you live brohammer
Ever consider comics?
Comics, like film, are a visual medium. Many of the rules of cinema are applicable to comics. Try reading Watchmen by Alan Moore very carefully.
The only thing is the absence of sound. However, comics have a lot of unique advantages like that the audience can flip around (altering time), panel structure, etc.
They're a lot cheaper and easier to create than a film.
Start small.
By small I mean in size.
Get a GoPro.
The lens has a bit of a fish-eye so things can look a little weird, but it's HD, cheap, can handle anything, and has all sorts of accessories to go with it.
Start to develop short films with things like movie maker. Save up and buy an editing program.
Watch older movies. Imitate their cinematography, their angles, their lighting, everything. Learn from the greats.
girl here, i will literally be anyone's girlfriend. I hate being lonely ;(
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>>25665850
How fat/ugly/annoying?
you are now my gf
Why is it illegal for two people in love to be together?
A child can't be in love you retard.
>>25665718
Because he's too ugly.
>>25665742
Wrong.
>>25665718
Because the government knows what's best for you.
Who /south/ here?
Killeen/Fort Hood/ Temple area
Bunch of monkeys and wannabe hood rat shit here no girls I'm intrested in either. 18 highschool student that gets by with no one noticing me.
Tell me your texas experience robots is every part of Texas this shitty ?
>>25665650
Used to live in Dallas, then Houston. I'm a Texan and I have ironic Texas pride, but as far as living conditions, Texas ain't shit. Sure, there's money and 'scene' there, but it's flat and full of niggers and taco niggers. Ghetto gangbangers and wannabe ghetto gangbangers, with high-level white trash unironically believing themselves to be cowboys because they drive 2014 F-150s when they go to the mall.
At least it's warm and you can own a gun (for now).
I live in...
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>>25665810
I can't wait to leave Mexico 2.0 I'm probably gonna move to kentucky or teneesee the not trailer trash parts my grandparents live there and it's a lot of nice shit with jobs and grills
>>25665650
Dallas and College Station are nice.
Why are normies so fucking attention starved? it's rather pathetic.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3392820/No-Pants-Subway-Ride-day-travellers-stripped-underwear-60-countries-world-today.html
Because they're animAls anon, fucking numb animals
Are you implying that by posting pics of myself on 4chan I am a normie.
I am just lonely anon
>>25665556
>women with coloured hair
>normies
no