>23 years old
>lost my kv to neighbor's 16 yo daughter
>her parents know and are okay with it
AMA and also can this backfire?
>>25669136
>her parents know
>can this backfire
It already has.
>>25669136
Reported.
Enjoy getting fucked by a broom handle :^)
>>25669136
what's the age of consent in your country/administrative region?
After what age can you no longer legitimately say "I'm not a young man any more."?
>nb4: "you're only as old as you feel," "age is a state of mind," and other tumblr-tier cliches.
Fuck off, I want actual numbers here.
>>25668983
I don't know because you can say any age and there will examples of people who completely reinvent themselves or start a new career at that point in their life.
There's people who maintain healthy habits and lifestyles that limit the physical impact of aging. There really is no generic "too old". A lot of things are still attainable from virtually any age. I just think with every passing year it gets harder and harder to instill the habits required to get you to reach your goal.
Women hit the wall at 30 (fertility significantly dropping).
Men hit the wall at 45-50.
Technically, you're "old" if you're not "young".
Being qualified young and benefiting from it stops when you reach 25, in most companies (cheaper travel under 25, cheaper bank account under 25, cheaper this, cheaper that...)
>What age do you start being "old" at?
I am 39 and I feel exactly the same inside - except maybe more experienced.
But I have since long had to accept that I am no longer an equal to younger people, who either ignore me or treat me with an excluding politeness and underlying you-don't-know-anything attitude.
FML
>get a match on tinder
>send a message
>get unmatched
>>25668812
You can get unmatched from tinder?
Fuck dude bitches be ice cold
>using tinder
This is the only message I send to matches on Tinder.
> Find an openning for a high paying job in a major gaming company
> Have good resume and I am a perfect match for the job
> They're searching for a "creative mind"
> Decide to go all in
> Work +40 hours on a quick and funny browser game about how I am made for the job, with a lot of references to the company and the gaming industry, buy a domain, make a website, upload the game on the websiteComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25668811
Change the company references and you can use the same game to apply to multiple places.
That's what you get for being a tryhard with that college-tier display of skills
Everybody knows it's all about connections.
>>25668811
Let us play the game faggot
>or is it conveniently not up anymore?
>/pol/ thinks I'm SJW scum
>Tumblr thinks I'm a rapist nazi
Who /moderate/ here?
I want more immigration control, think people can what the fuck they want with their body I don't care, guns, and legal weed.
Is there a country that is just okay with whatever anymore?
>>25668814
Canada?
Jesus you niggers! This is an original comment ya dildos!
If you're not directly harming anyone, I don't care what you do. I'm fin with legal immigration, but a huge influx of illegals or refugees will erode the current culture. Cultures don't mix well at first, one with always become dominant.
Keep your guns, let gays marry, be trans, I don't give a fuck. Stop letting corporate shills run the country try and put some god damned regulations in place to protect our fucking environment because we are slowly killing ourselves.
Being moderate sucks. Both side will hate you for not buying into their...
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who /weed addict/ here?
also, before "hurr durr you can't get addicted to weed", yes you can.
>tfw schizotypal
>normally neurotic, anxious and aloof, act like a hormonal pre-teen in love while sober
>tfw weed almost makes me a normal person
>have never had a manic episode while high
>don't mind being around normies and stuff while stoned, everything is great
>tfw...
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>I'm about to smoke a bowl of ground-up stems and scraped-off resin in order to get high until I fall asleep.
god damn I was doing this last week just to put myself to sleep too
Id marry you, but I run out of weed a lot to, it wouldn't be a good match, we both need someone to depend on to supply is with smoke. we are the same person though btw I know your struggle, the longest I've been without smoking was 2 days
I've smoked at least 5 days a week since April last year.
>thanks so much for inviting me to eat lunch with you, Anon!
>I know I'm pretty shy and quiet in class.. but I can be fun too
>*takes the salt and pepper shaker*
>*moves them around as if they were people*
>*makes deep awkward voice*
>"Hey Susie, wanna have lunch together?"
>look you are the pepper shaker because you're black haha!
I fuckin kekd
kekblox
>look you are the pepper shaker because you're black haha!
Then I wake up covered in sweat from the horrible nightmare.
>>25668530
Why the fuck did you bring that retarded water bottle to this restaurant did you think they wouldn't have glasses? Fuck you're so dumb, I don't know why I agreed to come to this, I wish I brought my DS
>go to bed at 10 because I need to get up at 6 AM
>wake up at 1 AM because of hallucinatory long loud high pitched beep
>can't get back to sleep for whatever reason
>go grab breakfast and coffee at 5 AM
>drink coffee
>6:21 AM
>suddenly feel like I flipped upside down
>then disassociated from body
>feel...
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Got up at 4 AM, worked 5 AM - 10 AM, back home in comfyness :)
>>25668419
I experienced this a couple times in my life, both times caused by alcohol, caffeine and lack of sleep. Not a very good feel tbt (truth be told) familia.
>>25668419
Same as every Monday anon.
>wakeup, poop, gym
>shower, get dressed
>walk to work, coffee
>work
>lunch, brown rice, chicken, broccoli
>work
>walk home
>cook dinner, salmon and veggies
>shower
>be...
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>>25668498
Wait, you eat the same food every single day, or is that just what you had today?
If I become a trap will I finally be able to lose my virginity?
>>25668369
Yes, most likely.
>>25668369
are you gay . if not then no . i don't think woman like traps .
>>25668369
if you like getting fucked by niggers you will, they have incredibly low standards,
but if you trap good enough you just might be able to get white dykes.
Hi I'm from /pol/ and I recently learned what /r9k/ is.
I didn't know what it was for. I thought you guys literally talked about robots.
AMA. I'm sure there's some interesting shit we can share.
From what I can tell from my first 5 minutes here, you guys are pretty much just emo kiddies and edge lords right?
>>25668263
>jpg
>not the superior gif
>>25668263
When was the moment you first realised you were a knob slobbering goblin?
>>25668263
> you guys are pretty much just emo kiddies and edge lords right?
/pol/ and its self awareness everybody
>tfw no Kristen Stewart look-a-like belly gf
Pervert lol
blease more of her
>enabling mental illness
Sweet another progressive thread.
Have you read Oyasumi Punpun
Guy had no money problems, could make friends, could get girls, a caring family, could get a job easy enough and was educated
Punpun was just a lazy shit who complained like a bitch for no reason other than he could. 2/10 manga
His stuff is publishable because of the art anyways, and it gets old fast because he doesn't draw backgrounds. Most of his stuff is bottom-barrel josei plots.
I want a frustrating tragedy manga like shigurui or just a manga with great art but not sci-fi thank you please respond
Have you tried Berserk? Vinland Saga maybe?
And Punpun is fucked up because he couldn't stop thinking about Aiko all that time, it's Romanticism, like a japanese version of Werther only Punpun gets safed by girl who cucks him with someone elses child and yeah I'm not sure where I'm going with this
>>25668207
Berserk was good, I finished it in 2 days. Vinland Saga has a mediocre art desu baka senpai
>>25668224
well I know but I wasn't sure what to recommend, I haven't read any manga lately I've been all about books, shit can get you more immersed than any anime or manga desu
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll...
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Good Boy Points are far inferior to Pretty Princess Points.
>"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
>YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
This meme needs to die FUCKOFFROBOT
Take a few minutes today and eat something with a qt weeb girl in front of you.
She eats McDonald's, too.
https://youtu.be/f0Jw9hDiIiU
>>25668099
That's really sad
theres no way people are this lonely
i refuse to believe it
>>25668099
It's really gross the way she eats. Asians are so gross.
Welp as of today I've been formally diagnosed with schizophrenia just like my father and uncle before me.
I'm not really depressed about it. I'm almost happy I have a legitimate excuse to continue being a NEET and live off the government for the rest of my life. I figure I'll pay the world back by not reproducing, seeing that schizo is heavily influenced by genetics.
Pic related, my father and uncle have gotten worse with age
Have you already begun experiencing it?
>>25668007
The drop off has been made. Make your time.
>>25667993
Are you feeling it yet Mr krabs?