What do you aim for, /r9k/?
any high-tier 6 and up, but i've got a pretty face, a big brain, and a dog
I "aim for" everything 4 and up, but I don't exactly expect success except once in a blue moon on the higher tiers and I don't intend to date 4-5s because usually you can't stop noticing how plain they are or how weird that one really weird feature of theirs is.
I'll fuck anything though. I've used 2s for regular blowjobs.
>>25677728
>a pretty face, a big brain, and a dog
Women dont care about this :/
>Hey, Anon, we heard that you don't have a girlfriend, but really, really want one!
>>25677693
Are you implying there's anything wrong with wheelchair girl? She's cute. That landwhale on the other hand...
>lard can sitting right over the fat chick
I would the wheelmonster.
Glory in 20 minutes.
You will be updated shortly.
OP won't delivar
>>25677681
I'm calling bullshit. But just in case, this isn't going to get you laid or solve any of your problems. You should go masturbate and play some more calladoody
>>25677681
OP will surely deliver.
Surely, surely.
>group of coworkers chatting
>have perfect chance to be witty and funny
>already have the sentence I wanna say on the tip of my tongue
>can hear myself saying it in my head
>get a small rush of adrenaline
>feel my heart jump into my throat
>never say it
>fantasize saying it and people reacting to it laughing
>smile...
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>living inside my head
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
it's difficult to do at first but say it when you think of it. Don't overthink the situation, don't be overly critical. Most people don't remember really specific things you say so if you say something dumb it's not a huge deal.
>>25677632
In the same boat, opie
> be the person I know I could be?
That's really it, man. The person I can be is locked away by my fear of social judgement.
I always have a uneventful, awkward exchange, and then replay the exchange later in my head where I'm outgoing and I say all sorts of witty, fun things.
Will it ever change?
The frogposters are running for their lives as the brave fignewtons and oldfigs of [s4s] are taking the fight to their home base, /r9gag/. Robots, surrender to our superior memes or be destroyed.
can't sage this enough
>>25677516
Daily reminder that single digits must ALWAYS be backed up with a meme.
>>25677549
post memes figgit
I fucked a zero a few nights ago. Was hoping she would be a virgin, turns out she had sex a couple months ago (elliot rogers internally). I wouldn't mind fucking her again but I can't look at the face.
He is... Absolute madman!
you shouldn't be talking about your mom like that
>>25677553
found the reddit fag
Why are white people so greedy?
Everybody's greedy senpai.
Cause we were kings and shit.
>Be black
>when I win the powerball not sharing a dollar with anyone
Why are chinks so euphoric?
b/c your a bakatsura
>>25677463
What is this
t. original comment
>>25677919
Importance of religion by country
Is Mexico a nice place to live? I want to live in a family orientated society to start a new life in.
there's a reason why people are trying to get over the border anon
If you want to get your head chopped off by drug dealers then sure.
>>25677522
what if you join them?
I'm sure the benefits are great.
Plus I hear El Chapo is a great guy and does a lot for communities. Every Mexican I know loves him.
Reminder that no girls like "Chad" once they reach at most 25
Women want a hairy guy who can act like a man, chugs beer, stuffs his mouth with meat, farts around her, etc.
You betas would have a chance if you could act like men for once
It's all in the attitude
seriously
But, hey most of you are probably pretty young anyway. In due time guys. Go get a gun and go hunting or something. Be a fucking MAN, MAN!
>>25677158
I'm not even remotely manly and I still get laid and have relationships.
The truth is, it's even simpler than your making it. Simply put yourself in positions where you may have the opportunity to talk to a girl and then talk to her. If you do this frequently enough, you will eventually have sex. Robots never put themselves in ANY social circumstances (let alone with members of the opposite sex), so they never even get the chance to get laid.
>>25677158
You must realize that these female specimen here are pretty much fucking zeros.
>>25677158
>Reminder that no girls like "Chad" once they reach at most 25
I get chads leftovers!? Fukin sweet!
Alright guys, I've REEEE'd so much irl that my gf has started doing it too as a joke. Should I tell her where it comes from?
It's from frogs
reddit leave /r9k/
blox
>>25676981
man shut the fuck up you're whats wrong with r9k
ITT: Times /r9k/ ruined something you loved.
I'll start.
>be 25
>live with mom
>since I was young, would always make me sandwiches
>still makes me the best sandwiches
>my favorites were the ones with roast beef.
>call them roasties
>find /r9k/
>learn about how every girl is a whore
>realise...
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>not eating your mom's world famous roastie
>/r9k/ ruined my view of myself, women and life
>/tv/ made me hate movies
>/mu/ ruined music
>/fa/ destroyed my ability to judge people
Thanks 4chan!
>>25677045
>>/r9k/ ruined my view of myself, women and life
No, /r9k/ improved these things
>>/tv/ made me hate movies
/tv/ doesn't know a fucking thing about movies. Most plebs there don't even watch more than 1 flick a year. They're plebs.
>>/mu/ ruined music
Most /mu/ posters are clueless followers. They follow what blogs, critics and famous tripfags say, instead of making their own judgements....
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Will anyone be joining me for a 7 day fast of eating nothing but drinking water? To release toxins and let my body free up its resources wasted on digestion and divert it to healing my body.
probably not because i lost all discipline
>dirty bulk
>it goes straight to my lips
this is a good idea though
>>25676941
I should prob do this. Isn't it dangerous though?
>boss invites everyone skydiving as a treat
>say yes because i didn't want to seem ungrateful to the person who supplies my income
>entire time everyone is pestering me about not being "excited" enough
>>why aren't you smiling anon?
>>are you ever excited for anything anon???
>even the skydiving instructor talked to me in an exaggerated serious voice because i wasn't...
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>>25676896
Normies are oversocialized weirdos who will bother you if you don't act exactly like they do, news at 11.
>>25676896
>tfw friends know when I'm joking or not
Family knows I'm not too emotive, I just try my best
Tell them you are excited
Also you're on a plane, you could've said you were nervous as fuck
You have to play the game and pretend to be hype.
Its comes naturally after a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpZcJzEcfjo
Take lesson from the master.
>tfw Persona 5 is out this year
B-bumparonni..
I am here for you, friend.
I've just finished P3 myself, and I definitely can't wait for P5.
>Tfw playing Persona games always gives me an urge to get out and socialize irl, especially at college
>Quickly realize I could never be as cool, enigmatic, and fashionable as the protagonist(s)
>Nor will I meet a quirky group of friends who want me to hang out with them
W-We are living our lives..