>2016
>still not looking like this
why aren't you an attractive white dude yet?
>>25693733
i was once
then i became comfortable life
i was then i got acne
I used to, but I grew my hair out because my hair line is receeding.
Can we have like a nice chat thread going, where we just talk to each other about random stuff? How was your guys' day?
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia in-patient at the hospital, I just left this afternoon, and I saw this shadow person with a hat and trenchcoat coming at me from the closet. Pic related, looked just like him.
I'm really scared and I just need to calm down a little bit. Please talk to me.
>>25693523
Are you sure it was only one? what if more are hiding around your house?
Well, I'm here, and bored and lonely enough to want to indulge you.
I got up at 3 pm yesterday and have been up since, its 6:08 am and I need to stay up so I can be awake in time to go in during my lawyers office hours to pay him the $500 I owe for his pathetic efforts to not let my ass land in jail.
How's life living such as you are?
How long have you had these delusions and what led up to you going in for treatment, if you don't mind me asking?
How does it feel knowing you are having a conversation with a child molester right now?
So I just took some ecstasy 150mg
What do I do now?its 3am...
Pic related,Met this chick at the bar the other day
obviously this is not the right place to ask
go to /b/ or /soc/ if you wanna be a normie
>>25693415
>150mg
Fucking pleb. I bet your dealer overcharged aswell.
185mg is my minimum. 220mg is the sweetspot.
listen to good music.
Masturbate.
Listen to good music while you masturbate.
text every single person in your phone and tell them how much you love them.
text every single person in your phone and tell them how much you love them while you listen to good music and masturbate.
Get something to keep yourself from clenching your jaw over and over again. Something to suck on like a pacifier.
It says 2 pizzas and breadsticks
WITH MY CHOICE OF:
3 medium pizzas
Pasta and other shit
It says five pizzas for 19.99$ basically. I'm thinking I could fight this at Pizza Hut. Like demand the deal because of the bad English.
So I would get two pizzas. Then say instead of pasta I want the three pizzas that it says I can get.
>>25693428
You can get either
1.) 2 medium 1 topping pizzas, 5 breadsticks and an order of wings
2.)2 medium 1 topping pizzas, 5 breadsticks and 1 pan of pasta
3.) 2 medium 1 topping pizzas, 5 breadsticks, and an additional medium 1-topping pizza for a total of 3 medium 1 topping pizzas and 5 breadsticks.
>>25693658
I know what they mean. But is there a loophole for 5 medium pizza
>i have depression doc there's nothing you can do for this very fucked up individual
>ok here have my approval for neetbux
It's that easy guys.
>>25693400
It is but I hear the cons outweigh the pros
I'll just take the meds and do things the hard way.
I want the neetbux so fucking bad though. I hate leaving the house
>>25693400
What country are you from? And I seriously doubt its that easy. Here in America requires extensive testing and evaluation, and even then from what I hear only severely impaired people get it, even if you legit have autism, social phobia, depression.
>go to doctor's
>I have depression
>here's a referral to a specialist
>why do you have depression?
>because everything is fucking terrible and i want to die
>here i'll give you these meds and a two week medical certificate, come back if you still want to die
>take in the certificate to the neetbux office
>get independently...
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gonna spent 2000$ rigs for 1 game
which game
>>25693392
Spending so much money just before the new gen 16nm cards come out is simply braindead retarded. Then again so is spending 2000 dollars on a pc for games so godspeed OP, just don't ever have children.
>>25693397
i play 4 games
world of warships
world of tanks
armored warfare
kingdom of winds (shitty old ass rpg)
Who tired of life but don't want to die?
>>25693333
okwho wasted the quads
>>25693327
This.
The kind of tiredness that we feel is beyond any physical, mental, or emotional tire. Just existing makes me want to lay down and not get up. And yet at the same time, the idea of everything coming to an end scares me, and even if it didn't I don't think I'd like the process of dying very much.
>>25693327
One here.
>singles
I work out, eat healthy, and focus on my schoolwork
>doubles
I work out, eat healthy, focus on my school work, stop masturbating, and stop playing video games
>triples
I work out, eat healthy, focus on my schoolwork, stop masturbating, stop playing video games, sleep early, greet everyone, and smile more often
>quads
I kill myself, dubs decides.
Rolling an original roll
>>25693166
>singles
kill myself
>dubs
kill myself painfully
>trips
I die without commiting suicide tomorrow
>quads
I wont die
>>25693284
see you, robots
>mfw romantic couples will casually shit and piss in front of each other
I don't think I want a gf actually.
Uh, no. I've been with my gf for a year and we do our toilet stuff in private.
Grow up, everyone shits and pisses. Everyone picks their noses. Every woman has a period. Every person has at least once in their life smelled shit on their fingers.
>>25693110
>>25693135
It's more of a married couple thing, romanticism dies off and you stop having a problem admitting that your SO shits too.
Also GTFO MY BOARD
I put my finger in my bum but I don't feel any pleasure.
deeper
>>25693043
You need to put your finger in someone else's ass to know true pleasure. Then follow if with your dick.
>>25693101
It only goes so far.
>>25693108
Yes this is what I was thinking as well.
The dementors are attacking r9k.
Cast a patronas and fight them off! What happy memory do you think of in order to save yourself?
>>25692970
The idea of them coming and sucking my soul out -- of the blissful non-existence.
>>25692986
Actually they suck your soul into themselves causing you to suffer for all eternity with no escape inside a dementor. Also weak memories will not work.
>>25692970
I honistly stopped caring about HP years before that point so I don't know what any of that shit is.
But whatever, this is America so I would just shoot them or something and call it a day.
lTT: You have 10 seconds to be as femanon as possible
I haven't had a boyfriend in 3 days and i feel so fucking lonely.
The fact that you even feel the need to create a thread like this just summarizes the social inequalities in our generation. The idea that women should stand up for themselves is laughable to everyone. It makes me sick
>>25692957
>tfw no /SpaceCowboy/ bf
are normies better at things?
I have no skills man
Im good at nothing man i have nothing man
>>25692952
Normies aren't necessarily "better," they just aren't afraid to experiment (i.e. - fail) with a ton of things until they get lucky and learn what they're good at.
Not necessarily though they are certainly better at socializing.
>>25693185
>experiment (i.e. - fail) with a ton of things until they get lucky and learn what they're good at.
The average person doesn't do anything like this.
You have no idea what a normie is kill yourself.
>>25693206
Then explain how socializing helps you learn how to read sheet music.
Why the fuck do people like robotripping?
>First time doing DXM
>Drink one bottle of robitussin dry cough forte (600mg DXM)
throw up immediately
>Walk up to the local chemist and buy another bottle
>Get home and chug the entire thing
throw up immediately
>Spend the next two hours watching Trailer Park Boys
>Suddenly get incredibly confused, vision warps and i feel like i'm...
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>>25692944
its not for everyone
some people just hate it
others love the shit out of it
ive tried mushrooms, fake acid and some ketamine one time. still love my dextro. its the only thing besides weed that i use on any kind of a regular basis
>>25692944
>Spend the next 5 hours doing bed karate while flying through time and space
>Vow never to do that shit again
but that sounds amazing?
>>25692960
I feel like if i could get DXM in gel-caps or a synthesized powder i would do it again, preferably with friends who can ground me.
It was too much of a psychotic and confusing experience, i have psycadelic experience and this was nothing like anything i've done before.
>it's the monthly get-out-of-bed-to-go-grocery-shopping feel
I've been trying to motivate myself for three days now and today I have to go because I'm ALL out of food. Been hungry for well over 24hrs.
I think anxiety will kill me one day
>>25692851
Do the grocery stores in your area not deliver? Personally I'd just live off of Soylent and get it shipped to my door if I were you. Assuming I could afford it, anyway; I think it would cost over $200/mo.
I don't have a car, so I have to go to the grocery store like every three days!!!!!!
>no self checkout anywhere near me