>get grill into bed for the first time
>take of her panties
>shes a roastie
Life always finds a way to fuck me over.
>>25700161
It's amazing how I generally love animals but hate cats... One day I'll kill ome with my bare hands.
>>25700161
I can already imagine how repulsed you were. That's like seeing a big shit stain on someone's underpants.
>>25700257
the stench was horrible i almost puked
>>25700226
ur a huge faggit
> taking care of 2-month-old niece while my sister's at work
> accidentally sit on her
Help me guys. I'm not a small guy and I don't know what to do. The baby hasn't moved since then and I'm too scared to check if it's breathing.
>fatal infantile sedentation
How do you manage to accidently sit on a baby.
>one less normie in the world
>two normies completely devastated
good work op. if you play your cards right maybe they'll attack you and go to jail
If any women are reading this, fuck you.
>>25699980
best post i have seen in a while
>>25699980
i support you
Fuck you too.
Oh wait, no, that's not happening.
For lyfeu!
Midna is cute! CUTE!
>>25699936
BEFORE THE MODS BAN ME!
Kuro... You'll always be the best one for me...
THIS is your average Asian girl with no makeup, surgery and circle lenses looks like.You gook lovers should be fucking euthanised like the fucking beta weebs you are.
>>25699926
And? Who gives a shit?
>>25699926
>>"girl"
I would let "her" take my boipucci.
>>25699926
not bad desu, i would rek her, still looks a bazilion times better than any white or spic girl that is covered in acne after makeup is removed
>29
>Never had a gf
>Kissless virgin
>Finally meet a girl for a date through OKC
>She's fat and very desperate, actually starts making moves on me in car
>This is it, gonna finally make it
>Pants come off, realize my penis is soft as fuck and shrunk down to its minimum size of a little over two inches
>Girl starts trying...
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Either grow up and see a doctor, or get past your need for sex.
>>25699806
Well it wont get better by sitting around. Its what this anon said >>25699849
>>25699806
get career
dont date manatees
get into situation where you can dominate
it will come back
I hate math so much
Its like everyone around me is speaking a different language and they get mad at me when I can't speak it
>>25699707
Define "math".
>>25699707
Rough day in class anon? Were here for you.
>>25699731
SODACHI
Today I learned that the only girl that has ever shown some affection for me fucked 3 of my friends in 2 weeks.
Just fucking end it already
/feels general/ I guess ...
>>25699555
Nice trips, anon. Here's what you do.
>Distance yourself from her. At least for a while.
>Go and get laid (this is important). If you're not in casual sex, then go on a fun date with a girl, even if you're not into her.
>associating with cumdumpsters
>wanting friends
FUCK OFF NORMALFAGGOT.
GO
THE
FUCK
AWAY
>>25699555
Never speak to her again
I-is it happening?
>The Royal Bank of Scotland warned its clients to "sell everything" and exit the stock market as soon as possible, a warning which indicates the global economy is heading towards a 1929-style Great Depression.
http://money(dot)cnn.com/2016/01/12/investing/markets-sell-everything-cataclysmic-year-rbs/index.html?sr=fbmoney011216markets-sell-everything-cataclysmic-year-rbs0401PMN/ALink&linkId=20296168
>"Sell everything."
That harrowing advice is from The...
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>>25699523
Complete anarchy? Sign me up.
>War Business comes back MGS style
>We all fight in ww3
Sounds fucking epic, sign me up.
Shit hitting the fan ? Sign me up.
Why is she so perfect, /r9k/?
>tfw you'll never be the dinosaur she's hugging
>>25699509
>dinosaur
/vp/ is triggered as fuck
That's the substitute from pokemon you swine.
>>25699509
>dinosaur
That's the substitute plush from Pokemon
>have online gaming friend
>you're cool with each other for a while
>they find some reason to show you their face even if you don't want to see it
>they're ugly, as usual
>have to find something positive to say, even though they were expecting a comment on their looks
>anyone with a brain knows that not getting a comment on your looks means you're ugly
>tfw...
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>>25699427
Not a fembot but every person I've talked to online always seems to be eager to exchange pictures and I don't like it. I'm not opposed to it objectively, I just don't enjoy how it's often brought up right away. I'm not even ugly, just cautious with my online interactions, and would rather get to know a person before sending them pictures. Also, somewhat related, but I wish people shared normal pictures of themselves with their family or stuff instead of selfies. I hate selfies.
>>25699520
>I wish people shared normal pictures of themselves with their family or stuff instead of selfies.
>normal
>>>/out/
not everyone has a family they're on good/any terms with
and where else would you get normal pictures, friends? some of these people are hikkiNEETS ffs
>>25699623
Selfies are awkward af if you're not attractive or smiling in it or anything. Try not looking straight at the camera so no one can see the desperation in your eyes.
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO JUSTIFY WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BE EXECUTED BY THE SOCIAL NORMALIZATION SQUAD
harold no
Can't do it, Harold. Send 'em for me. I'm ready.
They will be able to do what I cannot. I welcome them with some Oreos and Dew. I'll be in the bath tub with my feels playlist on.
Made a tribute video for the Supreme One last night with the new pics and it didn't get much attention. I thought some people still might want to see it, so here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt2dcyXsegY
Thank you for your efforts
thanks, it's nice to have some new Elliot content, and he isn't in much of apposition to make it himself
I want to know how he shot himself. Was it through the side of the head or through the mouth.
Going fast, makes me feel alive
My heart beats in hyper drive
iktf fampai, what do you drive brosky?
>>25699224
iktfb
see you in space cowboy
>started my own business at home
>make 12% commission off of each person I recruit
>in no time I'll be making $40k a month
>tfw wageslaves work 9 to 5 in an office just to make that much in a year
>claim welfare
>don't declare my bitcoin stash ($100k worth)
nice man so how do you sell the knives?
>>25699100
A ponzi scheme?