There is literally nothing worse than being born ginger. Fucking hell.
>>25700946
Just try to imitate Eddie Redmayne and girls will cream by just seeing you.
>>25700946
me
>20yo
>balding
>deformed head
>slight squint
>cant grow beard
>almost mantlet (6'1")
>There is literally nothing worse than being born ginger. Fucking hell.
U wot m8?
>>25700996
>almost manlet (6'1")
You don't understand how fucking angry this makes me.
I'm so fucking triggered right now.
>enter elevator
>see this
>"I'm going to tell everybody you raped me"
what do you do?
>>25700833
Haha good luck with that.
>>25700833
rape her obviously
>exit elevator
Which is the best cig brand in your opinion?
camel kock
Smokers are jokers
kethweg
de murarier or export a
>american cigarettes
i seriosly hope you guys dont smoke those
Apart from family and police investigators, how many people do you think have read 'My Twisted World' cover to cover?
>>25700669
10'000s maybe...
>>25700691
Sorry, did you say something?
Nobody because it's shit
>I looked at a girl today. She didn't look back. That's when I knew she was inferior and I hated her for it. Ree.
For like 700 pages
If Hostess clubs were a thing in West, would you go to one?
>>25700594
>Hostess club
You mean strip clubs where the girls never get undressed?
No thank you.
>>25700594
None of those women are really that special. I mean a few of them have nice soft features but a lot are kind of... jaunty.
Not worth giving money to keep company with /10
Not that I've ever, or ever would, pay for sex / company / etc.
>only get massages from licensed and professional individuals in chiropractic clinics for the sake of deep muscle working and relaxation with no preference for the female gender
Feels nondegenerate, man.
>>25700594
No. Hooters is terrible on every level.
Is Matthew Santoro a cuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ27W2K12fk
Absolutely, didn't even have to watch the video
>>25700592
maybe, but he's definitely one of the most loudest "youtubers" out there.
>>25700622
He got beat by his girlfriend.
who /too aggressive / here
literally tried to get a girl to go out with me last night by telling her she SHOULD go out with me.
>tfw i thought that's what girls liked was aggressive guys
They like good looking aggressive guys.
You have to be FUNNY while you're doing it. God damn why are some of you so stupid. Nothing dries a bitch out faster than schadenfreude.
>>25700563
>she wouldnt just pick up the fucking can
Please post eggie/eggman pics
Anyone have a update on how eggy is doing?
>>25700565
No, sorry anon... I hope he's alright
>>25700565
go check his youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYdT_4DyWAVLCNPsuFN_Ug/videos
this is his latest pic
wagecucking 90 hours a week made him derp
What should a fembot say if she wants to ask a random male stranger for his number?i need to learn some pickup lines to use
>>25700408
>I want to have sex with you?
or the lesser known alternative
>do you want to have sex with me?
>>25700440
No that won't work. Come on give me some stuff I can use.
>>25700408
"how do I fuck off to tumblr?"
>be a KHV
>meet a girl online
>get her number, start texting non stop
>we get along okay, she's 4 years younger than me so there are some issues
>offer to meet up, she says she's not sure and doesn't know me that well
>whatever
>we continue texting, less and less each day
>eventually get tired of her and the stupid...
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just say fine and fuck get retard
>>25700348
CHAD HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Man Chad would bring her and fuck her without even thinking you ARE JUST A PUSSY AND TRY TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF
what a loser top kek
hahahahahahahah
She now texted since I don't respond she's deleting my number kek
>>25700383
>>25700386
she wouldn't have put out because she's a muslim.
Why the fuck do you fucking faggots type shit like "Who /Hot n Ready/ here?", "Who /Mischief/ here?", "Who /Weed/ here?"? Why the fuck do you fucking neckbeards add slash to words as if that is a different fucking board you fucking idiots
>>25700281
Looks like you're /pissed off/ bro
who /madaf/ here?
>>25700281
It's a /vg/ meme my newfag friend
Try to name ONE thing more autismo than the methane gas fetish. Go on. I dare ya
>>25700253
diapers and adult baby type shit
Cannibalism fetish / vore from the perspective of the one being eaten.
Deep in your heart you know it to be true.
>>25700275
Psychologically speaking diapers actually give the wearer some form of security and comfort.
Gas fetish is far more autistic than that.
>bored indoors
>don't want to go outside
>>25700236
make a game of going outside then, get good and fucked up and wonder outside and yell at the normies
What would you even do outside senpai?
Same, i was thinking on going to watch star wars and the hunger games but i don't want to go to the movies by myself.
How will women compete with this?
>>25700209
>anime girl
>anime
I don't even like Lightning and this triggered me.
What makes her an "anime girl" if she's not from a videogame?
>>25700209
oh cool, what anime is she from?
Why do I hate this channel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRyVbuUDRM4
>>25700170
>swiping left is like throwing a human in the garbage
>that's why I got addicted to it
BURN BITCHES
BURN BITCHES
BURN BITCHES
BETA UPRISING WHEN?
>>25700170
Because it reminds you of how autistic you are?
>>25700301
Hopefully soon comrade. Hopefully soon.