https://www.datalounge.com/thread/12931243-average-penis-size-study-results-confirm-racial-stereotypes
Dont you love it when racial stereotypes turn out to be true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iz_mVgEzqg
No, I'm indifferent.
>>25702548
then why when they talk about IQ or crime everybody in the left gets butthurt?
>talking like 7" is huge
I'm 7" and i consider myself just above average.
Girth is what really matters anyways. Nigga can have a 8" dick but if its 4" in girth that shit's a spaghetti string.
Let's drop the negativity for a moment, guys. Tell everyone about a time where you succeeded in something and were impressed/happy/proud of it. Anything can count! I'll start.
>be same loser I was in high school through my freshman year at the big state college
>make no friends, spend every night in my dorm room
>balloon up to 190 lbs from a summer of doing absolutely nothing
>realize that I need to turn my life around
>new...
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Bump because I want to hear other robots' success stories
>>25734476
>wheredoyouthinkweare.webm
>>25733932
OP are you a big brother fan?
>tfw I'll never smell a girl's butt
Why are you fags so obsessed with assholes, shits and gas?
>>25733525
dogs learned to shitpost, that's the world we live in now
I'm not obsessed with shit or gas but I eat my fiancee's ass out every so often after showers. It's fun.
I also licked her armpit after people memed about Lightnings armpit. Didn't really see the appeal
is women being attracted to men a social construct?
>>25732517
this cunt being out of the kitchen is a social construct.
Pagans should be crucified or burned at the stake (I am not so cruel as to deny them a choice as to which).
>>25732517
>Tumblr
why would you listen to them?
GIMME gimme chicken Tendies!
NOT from Mickey's NOT from Wendies!
I want tendies made by YOU!
From the fridge oh plump and TRUE!
TURN the oven to 120
BETTER not fuck up my tendies!
You'll be sorry if you DO!
Something you will surely RUE!
PLANT your ass and start the timer!
Better HURRY I'm a whiner!
SIT and stare cause did i mention?
Tendies NEED your full attention!
DING ding ding I think there done!
That was only HALF the fun!
Take them OUT, and please be quick!
and DON'T you use those oven mitts!
Use your hands to get my tendies!
NOT from Mickey's NOT from Wendies!
These are tendies made by YOU!
From the fridge oh plump and TRUE!
Now ON your knees I need a table!
Do not cry, I KNOW you're able
Shut your mouth and don't be rude!
Tendies are my Favorite Food!
Now they're done but I need more.
GO get your ass out to the store.
And get yourself a little treat!
For serving you're rambunctious NEET!
Who comes up with this shit
Now I'm hungry for tendies. MUMMY!!!!!!!! REEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEE
I NEED TENDIES, IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY ALLLLLL YEEEEEEARRRRRR! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Try to be original, instead of >muh no gf
>tfw your mom will never be proud of you
>>25731778
>tfw I will never know why SHE left
>>25731778
>tfw jannies keep deleting my steam friend threads
>>25732113
Kathy I love yooou!
>Video says creampie
>Guy only sticks the tip in when he blows his load.
The worst is when the vid says creampie and he PULLS IT OUT and cums ON her pussy
Fucking retarded bullshit right there.
>watching porn
literally LMAO'ing @ your life
>30 minute video
>23 minute blowjob
I feel like a NEET would be best suited for this lottery.
> invisible
> no ties to anyone, including 90% of your family (mummy is the exception, for all the tendies and GBP she invested in you)
> after getting all this money, the hatred and edge will probably leave your body much and you'll just want to be comfy kinda like Tyler the Creator
I won't have too many people who will come looking for me, but I will feel bad abandoning my two friends I made this year, since...
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unfortunately it'll be some backwater hick from some backwater town that wins this and his response will be "IMMA GO FISHIN I GUESS"
If any of us wins, we would cease to become robots. Woman would be all over us, it would be retardedly easy to fuck girls. You could hire personal trainers to get you /fit/ , fashion advisers, bodyguards to look super cool in bars and clubs, you would have a damn Mansion and fast expensive cars. You would be living a dream.
I wish won of us could win and actually throw a huge gathering for all of us. it would be amazing of course its some autistic fantasy that will never happen. hell we couldn't even organize it.
what do you think about the homeless?
Wonder why they even bother.
And most of them are degenerate fucks who deserve their lives
They're homeless.
Most of them don't want to blend into society. That's ok, because a lot of them do menial jobs.
how do i cross over being a friend to something better? i know this gal and all through uni and she seems pretty decent, i was playing hella blackops (zombies ofc) and unjustice and watching movies such as timmy jimmy power hour, most physical i've gotten is have my head in her lap with my arm around her, although i did carry her to bed once while i slept on the couch as per usual.
how do i jump outside this and try becoming better than friends? shes awesome
oh, the picture is related by the way boys
shit bait gtfo reeeee etc etc etc
>>25733769
nah, legitimately curious!
How are you guys holding up tonight?
Not well OP. I've got a bottle of pills stored away for a sunny day.
Not a rainy day because then a bunch of people feel miserable. No, I want to go out on the best day possible so that everyone who was enjoying their happiness can get a little taste of the misery I felt everywhere I went.
>>25732876
>mfw a larger crop of that image is my phone background
I love that album t b h
>>25732876
Stressed as fuck. Have a final on friday and should probably not spend my time here.
>tfw went running today
>cold
>wore my balaclava, and my running attire for cold weather.
>every women i saw either grabbed onto her purse really hard, or walked across the road to get out of the way.
>>25732686
You were wearing a fucking balaclava, what did you expect?
>>25732686
Typical woman being intolerant
>>25732705
I think women are just retarded.
Ty to prove McDonalds is better than Burger King.
Pro tip: You can't.
Big Mac, McChicken, Cheeseburger and McNuggets. You cannot compete.
I think Burger King has better burgers and fries but McDonald's has better chicken.
>>25732617
McDonalds is nearer to me and there is a qt who works there who is always friendly and smiles at me
It's cheaper too
At 2:26 Elliot was going to say 'bimbo' but changed his mind to 'slut' at the very very last moment, why was this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-gQ3aAdhIo
needs to get his dick wet tbf fambam
because he was a cringe beta faggot
Slut portrays an image much more articulate and accurate. Bimbo implies a dim and dumb female which some can forgive. Most aren't so kind to sluts.
If your mother was over 30 when you were born, it isn't your fault.
You were born in a rotten egg, and never had a chance from the start. Girls can tell this too, its one of their senses. There's no way you could've competed with men born in teenage/20s eggs.
Take comfort in knowing that "self improvement" can't go back in time and fix your mothers age. No woman will ever love you, so don't try and get false hope.
I'm a pathetic human being but I'm not kissless nor a virgin.
Just take solace in the fact that even people who get their dicks wet can still end up total self-hating losers.
>>25731239
Piss off normalshit, what the fuck did you even make that comment for?
You do not understand genetics. There may be sober added genetic load but nothing like what you are imagining.
Also, paternal age is more relevant re autism