Who /bornagainvirgin here?
I haven't had sex in 8 weeks
>>29997270
>can't even /here/ properly
Weak b8 2bh
fuck off and never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER come back
>>29997270
Nigger, the last time I had sex was October 2015.
NEW MEME ALERT
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>>29997163
damn this is a slow board
>>29997163
who dis
oregano
>>29997813
it's that girl
Daily reminder that if you don't have a small group of friends with a single female inside it you have 0 chances of getting a quality gf, it's sad but that's how it is.
I have a group of friends with both females that I fuck and male friends (that might also fuck them I dunno).
One of my female friends wanted to set me up with her roommate but she was disgusted by me
>>29997137
That's not even remotely true.
I met my girlfriend online. She's a great catch by Robot standards - while attractive, she hadn't had sex or any relationships because she was too busy focusing on university. She didn't and still doesn't have a single male friend, is clingy without being overbearing, cooks for me, isn't dramatic, and is an all around level-headed, nice person.
I only have a couple of platonic female friends whereas most of my friends have none. I don't...
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Would anyone like to join a Skype group with fellow robots to talk about your feels.
Rules are no group calls, spamming, and posting porn/lewd images.
Here's the group:
https://join.skype.com/C0BbpWHIV0xv
first bump is best bump
>>29997095
I heard that the first to join gets a free tony the tiger plushie just saying.
bumplestiltskin
>been depressed for 10 years, suicidal for 5
>haven't had sex in 7 years
>meet a cute woman thru a depression forum
>meet up
>holy shit she's actually an 8, not a 7
>somehow i manage to not fuck it up and we get along really well
>we get drunk and i said the "14" part of 1488
>she agrees
>have...
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>>29997070
kill yourselves you fucking normie trash
double suicide
>>29997070
>>meet a cute woman thru a depression forum
Elaborate
>>29997096
first post best post
abcdedlmnopq
Oh damn we are quite close to the 3 brazillionth post
exciting times lads
let's have an anime ass thread, in preparation for this occasion
>>29997053
miku has a shit ass
Only because you asked so nicely
>>29997081
heil wokada
>>29997102
got 3000 posts to go
will we make it ? IN THIS THREAD???
>another drake night.
>ALL OF MY LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE
>>29997646
>You sit and you pray hoping that the stars align
My luck is a sure thing cause I'm living right
When I needed you, you couldn't give me any advice
But you always had something to say every other time
Everybody that I met on the way tries to get in the way
I'm fooding and serving them all like I'm working for minimum wage
>another I think id rather listen to Black Metaphor instrumentals night...
OB O'Brien is alright tho
If the get is in this thread, all non-normies must leave r9k forever
>>29997014
>tfw you mistook her paw for cum in the thumbnail
>>29997041
Post more bunnies
>>29997106
is that movie worth watching? is it one of those dumb kids movies or does it have a cool and memorable story like Over the Hedge?
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!!
THERE IS ONLY 2 GENDERS, MALE & FEMALE!!
Pretty close. But watch this.
Going for another shit, senpai.
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!!
THERE IS ONLY 2 GENDERS, MALE & FEMALE!!
silly little roachies
dababadubs
And once again I have spent a day on front of my computer
I feel like there is so much to do even on the computer but i end up always either playing csgo or watching some videos instead of other stuff i would kind of like to do but always procrastinate and i never feel satisfied
>>29996975
I've been feeling the same as of late, Anon. There really is a lot to do, but I end up going through the same routine of playing a few short sessions of Hotline Miami, listening to music I've listened to a hundred times before and lurking on 4chan.
I can't remember what I did yesterday, or the day before. Life's just a blur, and it's slipping through my fingers as I type this. Tomorrow will be the same.
>>29996975
I feel like spending too much time on the internet just drains all the energy from a person. I've become so lazy these past years that watching two anime episodes in a row has become an actual accomplishment.
I envy you guys for still having a concept of time.
jesus christ i need to stop doing drugs
>>29996969
How will you stop the nightmare that is reality without them?
>>29996990
Drugs have only made it even harder to deal with reality, ive become more self aware than I ever wanted to be. I see myself for who I really am and its fucking terrible
What drugs and how often OP?
>friend died two years ago
>haven't met anyone I remotely want to be friends with since
>want to hang out with my shitty dead friend
>can't because they're a pile of ashes and souls don't real
Pretty gay tee bee aytche, family.
>souls don't real
fedora opinion
>>29996946
It just doesn't seem plausible at all.
I've never experienced anything supernatural, fantastic, or spiritual.
I don't look down on it, it would be extremely welcomed and comforting, but there's nothing there.
>>29997018
Wish I could help you mate but as you already know nobody but yourself can
still, shitposting aside, best of luck in finding a nice friend, there's plenty of great people around, it's just a matter of timeand luck
>tfw no one will ever love you and there's no way you can change this
i know. poor me. ga ga goo goo.
>>29996979
how can you say you know when you're just a baby slime?
>>29996899
My parents love me. Does that count?
>Albums you can't stop jamming to
I've never actually seen a Michael Jackson thread on 4 chan before, and I've been here for 2 years
As a mixed race kid, i idolised this guy
>Be me 11, in primary school
>Dad died a couple of months prior, became vulnerable and withdrawn, so the bullying went from verbal abuse to physical
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>>29996865
>She says "at least Bruno aint dead"
>Cut me deeply
>Speechless
>Get in car, guy next to me who used to be my friend, asks me if im crying and I say" no, im just tired that's all"
Other things that hurt me
>In hs
>"Friends" say Michael Jackson wanted to be white
>They...
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He was very, very good. The prototype popstar, the perfect combination of black and white music and at just the right time as the digital age exploded throughout his life. But he did everything he could to sabotage and ultimately tarnish his own career and image
>>29997150
The Jews did Mikey in.
KICK ME KIKE ME DONT YOU BLACK AND WHITE ME
Fembots, why aren't you having sex with robots?
>>29996861
because they have standards anon...
they have standards;-;
I'm saving myself for marriage and robots here don't want to marry anyone.
Fembots, what would it take to get a blowjob from you?