I JUST WANT SOME BIG FAT TITS TO PLAY WITH.
more than having a gf or anything else i just want to play with giant tits. I want to know if they feel like bags of sand or water balloons.
>you will never touch a girl's tits
Just fuck my life up to be quite literally honest family
i often thought about getting a pair of these to wear whist masturbating, but they're pretty expensive
BIG ROUND TITS!
I'm not even a Chad at all, yet, I still find it nearly effortless to have conversations with females, with me even occasionally getting laid. Why don't you guys have this ability?
>>25721426
Because 20 years of being ugly and having atypical nerdy hobbies and being shit upon bye everyone in your age group leads to a deflated sense of self-worth and complete lack of confidence.
the ability is there, but clearly there's a difference between being in public or with people throughout the week and sitting at a chair all day.
>>25721426
Probably autism. I recently had an epiphany that you don't have to be Chad to find companionship, but if you happen to be unattractive or have "lost the genetic lottery" then you have to put everything into overdrive if you don't want to be alone.
For instance I knew this guy that was fucking butt ugly, but he had friends and a gf because he was outgoing and nice though he had ADHD.
I'm not willing to put in a lot of effort when an attractive person barely has to...
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>only 6inches
>only 5ft9
>oneitis
>IM FUCKING DONNEE
You're literally average, your only problem is the oneitis complex.
>>25721384
Oh yes forgot to mention, never had a girlfriend.
I just sat by and heard rumors about my friends that had girls that liked them, but never me. It never was me. I feel like I can never overcome this pain. All I feel is sadness, the only way for me to lift the sadness to to watch anime and play Dota 2.
>>25721444
Ok, that's a problem, but you should focus on overcoming your social phobia before trying to get into some sort of relationship. Learn how to talk to people and make some friends, you'll feel like a total autist at first because you never did anything like that but socializing is literally just practice.
>tfw fucked up sleep schedule of sleeping through the day and awake at night
How do i escape this senpai
I usually just take benadryl before bed
set alarm early, sleep few hours, feel like shit, go to sleep normal time following day
>>25721219
You can move your sleeping rhythm by a couple of hours per day. It's easier to move it "forward", as in go to bed later and wake up later - for me, my rhythm has sometimes moved on its own.
So if you are waking up at around 01 or 02 or such, you could try to push it forwards - stay awake 3 more hours despite being really tired, and wake up around 05 - then the next day again go to bed a couple of hours later, and you'll be waking up at 07 which is normal.
If your sleep schedule is...
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Why are brown-eyed girls always prettier than blue/green eyed girls? Is it because I have blue eyes myself? Was I brainwashed?
Yeah, it's because you have blue eyes.
Read Schopenhauer metaphysics of sexual love
>>25721181
semen demon's name?
I have brown eyes and brown hair and I find girls with the same more attractive. Blonde hair just looks... boring.
how many meals do you eat a day?
i eat 1st breakfast, 2nd breakfast, brunch, 1st lunch, second lunch, dunch, 1st dinner, 2nd dinner, 3rd dinner, and dessert. so thats 10 meals for me
Exactly how many tendies is that?
>>25721054
>dunch
lel
>>25721054
breakfast, lunch, some unhealthy crap before dinner, dinner
so 4
nofap day 14
no reason to continue edition
i'm actually getting more and more depressed doing this
anyone else still doing it from the new years?
>>25721032
after 3 weeks you stop feeling the hurt
after that though you will get random and intense cravings, but they disappear fast
>>25721314
like rape intense cravings?
Beware the Chad uprising. Keeping our qts safe from your worthless, degenerate robot genes.
Chad masterface ftw.
>>25721003
>you will never live to see chads and robots do an uprising together against the sjw and feminists
>chad body
>chad face
>sissy haircut
why
>>25721003
Every Chad I met is just like every Stacy I met. He is a tool, he is fake. He is artificial and he is a tool. You can find Chads do immature pranks on youtube saying dude, etc. You people do not seem even real to me, because you have no depth or character. You are just like NPCs.
>ywn fight in the Rhodesian Bush War in short shorts
>tfw no Rhodesia-obsessed, FAL-collecting, Ian Smith-idolizing, white nationalist GF
Well, I fucking laughed anyway. Thanks OP!
Rhodesia please come back </3
Cunts shouldn't have fucked with the UK
Anyone here know how to get prescribed benzodiazepines? I have bad social anxiety. Help.
Just order from darknets, avoid doctors. I know how hard it is to ask for drugslike that. Especially as a young male who they dont like to prescibe such drugs to.
A bit more expensive but using them more than when you have to go outside and interact with people is a recipe for trouble.
it all depends on the doctor.
not many will prescribe a benzo on the first visit, especially if you're younger. they'll more than likely prescribe an SSRI.
at which case, you'll have to wait until your next appointment. say that you're having some bad side effects (look them up for whatever SSRI you receive). do not simply just say "it isn't working" because they'll probably just up the dosage of whatever they originally put you on.
say that you have uncontrollable episodes of panic and mention how it keeps you up at night.
eventually...
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benzos are a pretty shit drug of chocie but when i was taking them literally i had to do was tell my doctor that i had trouble sleeping and school was giving me anxiety.
Is it dangerous to masturbate 5 times in 2 hours?
How do you do it Anon?
I can only do twice a day max.
>>25720881
I'm really horny and 18.
Quality SFM porn and Lady Gaga songs
>>25720888
Dude ur dick gonna look like golem senpai.
Giv ur penis a rest
I fapped 8 times yesterday.
I fapped1time yesterday
>>25720635
fapped 0 times yesterday
How? After 4 times is was more painful than pleasurable.
Am I warped if my biggest sexual fantasy is for them to attentively watch me play with my dick and to cum on them?
>>25720634
yes senpai, you are a sexual deviant.
if you walked into my clinic and told me this i would probably fucking snap and kick you as hard as i could right in the dick. i'm not even joking.
>>25720945
Meanwhile your patient with the furry/diaper/scat fetish who fantasizes about torturing people gets your full support. Nice to know you don't discriminate.
>>25721058
you're dirty fucking pedophile who should be publicly executed, you don't get to give an opinion
is he officially gay now?
who cares? he sold 4chan to some crazy japanese dude
We need Moot back!
Make 4chan Great Again!
>>25720662
Moot was always shit. He was a weeb retard who became a beta orbiter for some roasty, then fucked this site up and sold it off in autistic rage when he was outed as a pathetic cuck
>Hey, Anon, we heard that you really, really wanted a girlfriend! Well, guess what, we want a boyfriend! Isn't that just perfect?
>>25720534
Sweet. I'll take Wheels and my friend can take Chunk.
>>25720534
>Even the land beast has no tits
Sorry ladies, I don't date committee members.
no my friend can take Chunk i'll take wheels