>has a facebook
>has a smart phone
>has an instagram or snapchat
>has ever used an app like tinder or OKCupid
>text messages other people on any regular basis
>spends money frivolously
>watches the news, television, netflix or hulu
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>>25743353
having a smartphone doesn't mean you are a normie, idiot.
fakebook profile ownership on the other hand is definitely an indicator of norminess
>>25743353
>no
>yes
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>no
>yes
>no
And I do consider myself a "normie".
Literally everyone has a smartphone
If you were turned into a beautiful girl, what kind of person do you think you would become?
Most here would just become bitter 10/10s, they'll still refuse to have any self esteem or self respect. Instead of Chad being the main antagonist it'd be stacy.
I'd much rather be a attractive guy than girl
>>25743349
It's actually much easier to become attractive as a guy than as a girl.
I have a problem /r9k/.
I want a loving gf, but every time I get close I choose to end it.
Once I've gained the affection of a girl I'm no longer interested.
I really liked this last girl, but when she started texting me every day I lost interest very quickly.
Who /thrillofthehunt/ here?
HOLY FUCK, IM IN THE SAME BOAT SENPAI. talking to a pretty cool girl right now and she said she actually likes me but now all I feel like doing is just ending it. fucking autism.
>>25743575
Maybe we just get bored of their personality?
If i told myself a month ago that I'd be bored of her already I would have slapped myself.
I think it has something to do with anxiety and self confidence.
>neets are less happy and less satisfied with their lives than wagies
kek
>>25743234
But what they dont tell you is that we would even be unhappier if we had to wageslave
It's all relative nigger
>>25743234
Also, in my country we neets arent counted among the 'unemployed' simply because we arent seeking jobs.
This chart is just about employed wageslaves vs unemployed wageslaves
>>25743254
>b-b-but i'm special!
lol, no
People who live their lives as worthless sacks of shit become depressed. Is it any surprise that the board with the highest percentage of NEETs is also full of whiny depressive faggots?
The two are inseparable.
what are you non pathetic robots doing at college/work?
>>25743199
studying to be a mathematician.
you?
Environmental Science. It's a meme-tier degree but I get to go /out/ for a living.
Working on my tech comms degree while working at best buy. Fucking sucks.
Oh you robots are gonna like this one.
Met a cute 30 year old woman who was looking for a man to settle down, I rejected her after finding out how much of a roastie she is.
> She tells me she started having sex around the age of 15.
> She breaks up with all her boyfriends cause she needs to learn how to be independent.
> Has literally 2-10 boyfriends a year.
> Begins to tell me she's suicidal because now no guy wants a serious relationship...
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Also, no I didn't fuck her I'm still a virgin she's trying to cuck me and tame me into being her hubby. She keeps texting me about her suicide attempts. lmaaaaooooooo
>>25743146
> She's wondering why men are so shallow.
I find it fucking hilarious that women still find men to be the shallow gender.
Pic related.
>Sometimes I think us robots job is to finish these women off, as in while they're down in the dirt, we give them one final "fuck you, no one wants you bitch"
This should truly be every robots duty when women have to find a beta provider.
Who here can easily get pussy but block every advance a female makes?
>Be 7/10
>6ft2
>Work-out, fit.
>Ride motorcycles
>Regularly get women trying to chat me up, especially if they see me in my motorcycle suit (I always wear it when out with friends and we ride twisties)
>Occasional get women stop me when fueling up the bike telling me I'm sexy as fuck or cute and asking if i want...
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>tfw when you know you will never get to suckle from mama Merkel's ample, swollen, bosom.
Why even live?
>>25743084
Merkel is probably Europe's most hated woman now, bro. And I say this as someone who used to a fan of hers.
>>25743121
It ain't about politics. I just hate her so much I really just want to suck her tits like a good boy that is all.
>>25743084
>tfw mommy fetish but not attracted to my mom
goddamn
why do normaIfaggots act like "sexualizing" a drawing is a bad thing?
>>25743045
Because they haven't really thought about it. It's just a gut reaction to turn away from anything sexual.
>>25743045
Does everything need to be sexualized? You can't go for a comfy walk in the rain without having SEX SEX SEX pushed in your face?
Normies want to fit in with normie social circles, so they parrot each other's uninspired opinions. That umbrella looks like it'd make for a nice novelty gift and my friends would get a laugh out of it.
>walk in your room
>see this
>what would you do?
>>25742796
>Get Gun
>Tell them to leave
>If they do, great.
>If not, hump them indefinitely.
>>25742796
360 walk awayy
>>25742796
>tell her i am sorry if i woke her up
>leave my own apartment
>hide in bushes nearby
>wait and see when she leaves
>after she leaves i will re-enter my apartment
anyone else kind of digging all these normies?
>tfw on my way to getting a gf by following their advice
i just got called a nerd on here
>>25742751
You in the Stacy thread earlier where my man sperged out over text?
>>25742751
family of utter plebs
Do you ever wonder why normies do the things they do?
What's so good about facebook, instagram, snapchat and whatever else they use?
Why are friends good? The only thing to talk about is something they or you did with a different friend, or talk about something you are both interested in, but you both already know of said thing, so there's no point in talking about it really.
Why are relationships good? The only thing you stand to gain is sex, while losing a portion of literally everything else in your life, It's not equal exchange.
They literally...
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No you haven't stumbled on a universal truth, you're simply projecting your own state of mind on everyone else.
I don't try to reintegrate. I agree with you 100%. So did Schopenhauer and others.
"Happiness is a dream. Sorrow is real."
"Cultivate your garden [i.e. create a little zone of comfy and spend your time there]" -- Voltaire
>>25742748
Once you've experienced a good relationship and a good friendship, you want it again.
But I suppose any type of relationship is pointless, like you said. Even as pointless as it is, having someone by your side is comforting.
Well it seems my Stacey roomate and her Chad bf have decided to have a night long fuckfest. I want to sleep but every 10 minutes she wakes me up with her moaning. What should I do until they shut up and let me sleep?
Watch moe anime full volume so they can hear
fap to it
you know you want it
ask if you can join in
>my le penis has never been inside a le vagina
I'm having an emotional response here, guys.....
thou shalt not reproduce for a man who indulges penetration is no man at all
normies find this funny because they literally cannot comprehend it. they're so fucking addicted to sex, they crave it constantly and so strongly, that the concept of somebody having never had sex before causes them to laugh, repressing the concept of loneliness.
normies are comprehensible of not having sex as much as Sauron was capable of imagining that his ring of power would be destroyed: just who the fuck would do such a thing? its a mental block, a bias, formed purely by arrogance.
>>25742611
Listen you shithead I was like you guys once, for 19 years I've been rejected both for my insignificant chubby beta looks and behavior. That summer I finished school, started to hit the gym and lost my virginity to a prostitute. Now I'm 22 and I'm a completely different fucking person. I m in a good shape, I love myself now and I'm kinda narcissistic sometimes but w/e, I believe in myself and I don't care anymore about other people's opinions. I dumped 5 days ago my 25 years old gf,...
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When was the last time you cried, Anon?
When someone wished me a happy birthday
I cry at basically any movie I watch. If the slightest emotional moment occurs I'll cry. Whats wrong with me?
That episode of K-ON where Yui took the cotton out of her pillow to make it look like snow. Fuck, life doesn't have to be like this.
It was the impetus for me to release my pent up feels
Depression thread
I want off this ride. But I can't remember what it was like before I got on.
It's like sunshine and a warm summer breeze.
Tell me op, how heavy does it feel?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Sauv3OlDg
>>25742365
I started eating better , might work , might not.
Still got weed to cope with it anyway.
Whatever they give you it would be harsher and worse than weed.