> No sex means no STD or pregnancy risks
> Can't be cucked
> No dealing with people's drama
> Lots of alone time (which I'm realizing is a blessing in disguise)
>never fight with your abusive and controlling gf
>>25758548
I don't understand how guys can get raped or abused by a woman. You're usually stronger than them most of the time.
>>25758620
>sedation (roofies, drunk)
>confusion (do I want this?)
>manipulation (let me ride you or I'll tell your family you raped me)
>threats (literally pointing a gun at his head
>not wanting to hurt somebody because you love them too much, allowed them to swing first and causing you to leave before you lose it
Do girls like sucking dick?
some do, i don't think all of them
Never done it. Still in fantasies. Strong sign. Heh.
>>25758424
this is the only post that needs to be in this thread
>>25758431
this is bait. if you respond to this as if it is a female, then you are falling for bait. even if this were a female, which it is not, by responding you are giving it the attention it is fishing for
Who else likes being sad? It's just nice to feel something, rather than deal with the crushing numbness that is the norm.
Yeah it's nice. I wish I could cry more often it feels so good. I get genuine tears like once every 3 years.
What the actual fuck
being depressed is fucking awful
nothing but nausea, chest pains, no appetite, and tired 24/7, I'd kill a baby just to be numb for a short while
>>25758503
senpai you had pneumonia
Is there anything more crucial in life than having a big penis? Mandingo is a black manlet, but has a 9" cock. Is it worth it?
if you don't have at least a 9" black dick you should seriously consider killing yourself
>>25758275
Pretty sure he became a pornstar cause he was short and the average girl wouldn't fuck him
>>25758275
where is that gif from?
ITT: share animations and tips for animation
(Pic related)
No clue how to make them.
I used to animate a lot but now not so much.
I did this storyboard a few weeks back but never actually did the animation.
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/a1b14b2a8e0dd37c7751929394b64e66
>>25758306
Also made this years ago but people found it too weird and I had to remove it
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/7017630519f4b52725c5606fb48dd9f8
>tfw no qt, slutty, suicidal, dysmorphic and shy transgirl gf
Would you guys ever date a transgirl? Its 2016, some girls have cocks.
There is nothing that pisses me off more than people using the term "transgirl".
If you grow your hair out, increase your estrogen intake to produce fat around your nipples and wear knee-high socks - You are not a fucking girl. Even if you mutilate your dick, you're a fucking male.
>>25758085
Yea, but the one in the picture needs to do some cardio first.
If they were feminine and didn't want to dick me, sure. Also, no special snowflakes.
Write my supplement essay for me it's only 100 words.
>How has you past influenced your worldview and how do you plan on expanding it at our university?
just 1 paragraph?
>>25757995
Highschool ruined me so I'm probably going to shoot up the college whether or not you accept me.
There you go, family
>>25757995
Tell us your degree first so we don't waste our time.
For example if you are doing biology (zoology, ecology etc) or arts then your a pleb.
Assuming you can resist the wiles of Chad and Tyrone, and discounting masturbation, what would you do if you became a woman through some sci-fi drug or a magic spell? What kind of body would you like to have? You can become a lookalike of a celebrity, porn star, or even your waifu (although you would just look like a very good cosplay.)
>Body type like pic related
>Work from home as camwhore, perhaps write for extra dosh
>Prepare blank white room and wear mask to avoid IRL detection,...
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>>25757950
I would act like a girl version of me. I would do some more girly stuff but it wouldnt be a massive change or anything. Id probably try to get into modeling/acting/some kind of "hey i have a hot body but im not a pornstar" kind of job. I could probably stream games for a while as an immediate way to make more money through donations. Dont know if I would fuck guys or not, maybe eventually but definitely not on day 1. Im not attracted to guys but if I was a girl I might be. Ill never know really.
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>>25757950
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT!
Straight men don't fantasize about being a woman, the only reason any man would do that is if he wanted to get fucked (be the fuckee rather than the fucker) and that's some fag shit.
>>25758163
not op but my fetish is guys turning into girls and then me fucking them. Its a submission thing.
NOFAP DAY 15
my dick is so fucking pulsating
2016 started like fucking eight years ago. I don't believe you. you probably came like a premature fagpussy minutes into jan 1.
Lmao yous a real nigga, I cant even into a week. here is some booty 4 u
>>25757873
no i seriously havent fapped since december 30th, and i woke up today feeling like a fucking animal
>You will never remove watermelon in RhodiePat shorts with FAL's
how can i keep living
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVDdr3wqm4
>Rhodesia, ive given you my all, and now I'm nothing, nothing, nothing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDcK_z5GA5s
don't worry buddy soon we'll be fighting the good fight in every western nation.
>>25757787
At least we have that. thank you anon.
>Hey anon, want a bite of my cookie? ^_^
>tfw no cookie gf
>>25757672
>s-sure
>tfw I love cookies
>not even doing it because she bit into it
>I just love fucking cookies
whats with her eyes and forehead
>>25757758
Absolutely nothing. She's gorgeous.
>tfw no cockroach gf
Just go to turkey m8.
>>25757661
He doesn't even have to go to Turkey, he can visit Germany for a roachie gf.
guys... guys. hey guys..
um.. *raises paw*T h i c c
>feel really sick
>mummy takes me to doctor
>get blood test
>results come in
>allergic to tendies
>mfw
>>25757620
I think you made this story up
>>25757620
>>25757660
Yeah you can't be fucking allergic to a cut of meat.
>Oh no, waiter... I can't have the Prime Rib, I have allergies...I'll have a New York Strip instead?
Damn, it's been a whiles since I've seen a tendies story.
Your mom probably just told the doctor to tell you that so she wouldn't have to make them for you anymore. Go outside
How do I get a deathly illness?
>>25757401
Depression is a deadly illness, anon, it looks like you already have one
Walk through abandoned buildings, licking the walls.
>>25757424
I rather meant something like cancer or whatever.
Why would a creature that depends on passing on it's genes for the continued survival of it's own species become aware of the ineffable purposelessness of it's own existence? What is the evolutionary utility of self awareness/meta-cognition? Is this some sort of fluke of the universe?
I mean, what the fuck?
Legacy.
>>25757333
what the fuck does that mean?
wouldn't I be more reproductively successful if I spent less time crippled by existential depression and more time impregnating females?
>>25757299
You learn that fact because of how smart we became. But we became smart for better survival, not to learn that fact.