>acquire 2 guns
>acuire trenchcoat
>blatantly walk onto school campus wielding guns looking as threatening as possible
>once people start running and shit, shoot yourself
>Drive out to the country
>Shoot yourself with a gun tied that is tied to balloons
MURDER MYSTERY YO!suicide is not cool
I used to think about pulling out a pistol in class and shooting myself, or going up to give a presentation and then shooting myself in front of everyonetfw Budd Dwyer beat me to it
>>25761031
>suicide is not cool
I smell a person who needs to GET THE FUCK OFF THE BOARD
>mom is kissing my uncle again
Wish Dad would come home from Iraq
>That specific feel
>>25760917
Shes allowed, faggot.
>>25760917
What is he doing in Iraq
>tfw turning 24 this year
>still living with parents
>no job
>still in community college
>never leave the house
>just stay on the computer all day
>no end in sight
Save me
out of curiousity, are you a virgin too?
>>25760931
Paid a hooker just before I turned 18
google stuff then do it
google how to find a job
> do it
google how to study
> do it
google how to find gf
> do it
Remember that I'm lurking in the shadows robots laughing at your dumb problems and insecurities.
Tfw get paid to lurk r9k
Tfw bang multiple grills every week
Tfw I do whatever I want
Tfw when I'm successful at life because I want to be and you could to if you didn't bitch so much
Tfw I was 110 pound freshman nerd and evolved into chad because I wanted too.
Pic related its my bicep
Enjoy.
>>25760899
>paid to lurk here
Lord have mercy
>>25760899
Make your bed, filthy faggot.
Thursday night. No plans. No girls over. Just time to shit post on 4chan. Yes sir you certainly do strike me as a winner.
Time for another /nightwalk/ thread. Will the cops roll up on me again tonight? I fuckin' hope not. Anyone else heading out tonight?
Don't know if I will tonight, but about a week ago I was visiting some friends and for reasons I won't get into I ended up leaving the apartment at 2 AM to go for a walk and clear my head.
I'd never been in the city before and ended up wandering to some lakeside hotel.
>>25760855
I'm surprised I didn't get caught by a security guard or something, it seemed like a ritzy place. And naturally I had to go out to the pier as soon as I saw it.
>>25760882
I would post pictures from the pier itself, but it was too dark to see anything. I took some video but yeah like I said, completely dark.
Nothing like telling a lake to go fuck itself when you wanna calm down.
make the laziest post possible
Oka
>>25760669
all posts i make are lazy shift key is for faggots
stop blaming society for you failures
What are my fellow robors eating / cooking on this beatiful day?
>tfw cooking dimmies
And my beverage of choice today.
>>25760603
What are dimmies?
>>25760818
>>25760818
>What are dimmies?
Dim sims
>tfw left leaning on most political, social, and economic issues but still want freedom, unchecked language, and fun things
Does anyone here know this suffering?
>>25760596
It's called being Left-Libertarian, and it's not as uncommon as you might think.
Mostly left but also racist. Why?
>>25760596
You're not a real leftist if you aren't a Marxist-Leninist.
Anyone else messing around with FL Studio?
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/mee7zl2ijpcx7fb/CRYSTALS+%5BVOLUME+ADJUSTED%5D.mp3
I just started learning how to use FL Studio tonight, so be tender-senpai. Feel free to share your work to.
Figured I'd give it a shot since another anon said it was easy and I had nothing to lose. If I suck, then I'll just stop and move on to another hobby.
>>25760586
Is it really that simple? I'm tempted to pirate it myself if it is. I figure I could learn it through youtube videos and crap.
>>25760713
It seems simple enough. It's going to be a learning curve, but I'm trying to get comfortable.
>>25760586
cool man. didn't listen to your stuff but making music is great. been thinking about trying out reason
It's that time again m80s
>>25760540
I think we all know who everyone's 10/10 is
whoever this is, does anyone know?
>>25760540Everyone that reads this. :3
Can you guys post cute pictures for me? I am feeling sad and want to cheer up.
>>25760512
I-I'm not posting this picture because I like you or anything, baka.
Hope you get better anon.
HYOOOO!!
wait, robot? wrong board.
>tfw no qt weeb, stoner, acid-tripper, gamer, art museum appreciating, well-read /lit/erary, japanese NEET gf
why live?
Eh you don't wanna acid tripper stoner they're sluts and will fuck your friends
>>25760494
>weeaboo
>stoner
>well-read
Are you purposely asking for things that don't exist at this point?
I talked qt weeb stoner gamer NEET in one grill, but the other shit? Good luck.
She was a looney anyways, with those traits alone. Only hung out with her a couple times and smashed once.
Anyone else find their life extremely turbulent and rocky?
>>25760416
That picture is depressing
>>25760416
poor bare
pls b ok bare
;_;
>>25760416
Nah mine was too much smooth sailing so now I'm a lazy piece of shit underachiever.
The only rocky thing that happened to me was my dad dying.
>Women require a man to have stunning looks and earning a six figure salary to be considered "adequate" dating material
>More and more women are left without relationships because no men fit their dating criteria
It has to be because men are SOOOO superficial, right?!!!!!!
men care about looks, women care about salary.
we're all superficial anon. but the thing is eventually we'll all settle.
>>25760409
This is fucking bullshit.
The key difference is that men have a set of preferences. Some men like short chicks, some men like tall chicks. Some men like big boobs, others like small boobs. The thing to note is that these are PREFERENCES, meaning a man won't disregard a woman purely for not meeting his preference right out of the gate.
Women on the otherhand have a set of requirements. That's why you see so much of this
>when his height starts with 5
bullshit.
>>25760327
I can't wait for this shit to backfire on women.
Sure, being alone when we're 40+ sucks, but at least we'll have hobbies and shit to occupy our time. For every foreveralone or MGTOW, that means it's one less woman getting married. Since women have no interests, they'll be left bitter and alone with nothing but time to think about why they're spinsters.
>tfw you'll never go back in time and restart your life
>>25760173
>go back in time and restart your life
That would be horrifying. I don't care about making the past better, I'm just glad it's over.
>go back in time and restart your life
>everything happens exactly as it was and there's no preventing it
rekt
There ya go op now youre getting it! Accept that fact and move on.