>Be me
>get hired,pretty hype for it
>fired in 3 weeks
>boss says that I basically sperged out most of the time when customers came in(we had to talk to them)
>I was reminded to stay clam when customers came but never did
>I worked fine in food jobs but I that work will literally get me nowhere
>will probably too sperg for an actual degree job so college wont...
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What did you do to customers?
>>29759142
Fuck online jobs. Get a job as a night shift guard or something like that. Power plant Operator and Waste treatment plant operator also have 3rd shifts. Pretty much only have to do shit when things are going wrong (well under 1% of the time).
>>29759163
I showed them around the store and told them about the newest items. It was a small business and they couldn't accommodate me.
When did you realize that liberals are the enemy?
>>29759136
In the year of our lord 2012.
Same time I realized the same about the right wing
When "white privilege" became a thing.
It's clear that they're going to beat the dead horses of sexism and racism until they're ground beef.
Who else /failedsuicide/ here?
>5 years ago
>Life was literally falling apart at the seams
>had to move back in with parents
>GF of 3 years dumped me
>Friends all decided to move in together and fuck off to another state
>No money
>no future prospects
>depression particularly bad this day.
>Grab...
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>>29759100
Hung myself. Was dead for a brief time. I remember the pain of the rope tightening, and realizing the branch had too much give. It was a dark time. I'm better now.
I hate existing.
Swallowed a large grape without chewing. I nearly fell to the floor, but I coughed it up into the toilet. My dad saw me choking but he didn't think much of it. I told him much later that voices and sheeeiiit were behind it and he still doesn't seem all....fuck, I dunno anymore.
I can't get the taste of that water out of my mouth and it's been 2.5 years.
Rip in peach eggman :(
>>29759094
what happened?
source?
>>29759117
He took several pills and fainted. We're watching The End of the Egg live.
>>29759134
>We're watching The End of the Egg live.
watching it where?
Is there anything as bad as rape?
>no
being raped a second time after being being raped once
being raped a third time after being raped a second time after being raped once
Being raped by a robot.
Why do girls call me scary then hang out with drug dealers, gang members, bikers, and convicted rapists?
They mean ugly
>>29758967
/thread
Or you're creeping on them and they know about it
>>29758967
/thread
op, they are "scared" that your disgusting cum might get near them. They love criminal cum tho.
>be me
>edgy 16 year old that smokes
>end of the day at my private christian school
>rebel girl asks if I want to drive around and smoke with her
>accept, smoke three cigs in a row to look cool for her
>drops me back off at the school for my mom to pick me up
>starting to feel nauseous
>mom picks me up, wondering why i reek of...
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>>29758906
>parents bought a ton of booze for the big party for my brother after he graduates
>I think I am crafty as fuck and sneak like 15 beers out, drink 10 of them that night
>stash the empty bottles under my bathroom sink
>next morning I get woken up early as fuck by mom
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Pls originally fag
>Working 6am-3pm shift at work on a fucking SATURDAY!!!
>Stupid cunt normie family comes over during the afternoon so by 3:30 I'm home trying to keep my shit together with smelliness, sleep deprivation and general depressive shit from wagecuckery
>crash out in my room for about an hour
>re-emerge to lookwholefthiscave.gif
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>have started yelling "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "NORMIEEEEEEEEES" and other assorted meme disgruntlements when I'm frustrated at home
>neighbors can most likely hear me but I don't care
I think I'm losing it
>>29758875
i shout WEW LAD every time 8 make a small mistake doing mundane things. like making a sandwhich, get mustards on my finger, WEW LAD.
My behavioral inhibitions are far too hypervigilant and overriding to permit me to do anything that shameful, even in the safety of an empty house. Text memes are for reading and writing only.
>>29759240
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qUCXBQRgIw
Come watch eggman sleep live
>>29758857
>you will never be the hen that sits on him
also post link nigga
>>29758857
Are you sure hes not dead?
>>29758996
idk maybe he took alot of hydro. and passed out
is there really any point for me to digitally hoard anime girls on my laptop
Is there really any point for you to exist on this planet?
Posting them 4chan, running a slideshow before bed.
>>29758897
no
so i guess go for it?
Any of you ever join the military or consider joining? I'm 19 with a ged, a few community college credits, and really no idea of what I want.
I've always been some what attracted by the structured environment of the military, but always thought being a robot might end up making it hell.
I've read that after all the training and shit it's pretty easy and you just do mundane shit all day for money, which seems kind of suited for someone like me. Any exp with this?
>>29758829
Jesus Christ m8 don't. I thought joining the army would help me get over my depression (kek!).
It's fucking awful m8, being a no life neet is far better because at least you have some freedom with what the fuck you do in you life.
Does waking up at 5am to run 7 miles on a Monday sound like fun? It's fucking not. Especially when you do a fucking 7 mile ruck the next day.
Not to mention doing nothing all day, literally just sitting around and like 20 minutes before you get off work...
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>>29758829
I'm currently in the Army. I dont advise it. The Airforce or Navy are more suited to robots.
NEVER go Army, OP.
You WILL be stuck babysitting the lowest common denominator in the entire country.
You WILL be the ones paying for their fuckups.
You WILL become suicidal if not already.
You WILL get shit pay.
You WILL be bored or stressed the fuck out. There are no other feelings in the military.
Does that sound fun?
What is /r9k/ studying?
inb4 NEETs chime in with MUH COMFY
>>29758790
musical engineering...
>>29758790
Hey there you go posting my OC again where I moved the medicine above everything else. I guess you changed it up a little because I had electrical engineering as shit tier
>STEMfags put law that low
Who's going to protect you limp-wrists when luddites call for your blood, huh?
>tfw we're heading towards a new age of Roman sexualism where its macho to fuck anything as long as you are the one doing the fucking.
Good goyim
Well at least it's pushing towards something masculine.
>>29758748
>Roman sexualism where its macho to fuck anything as long as you are the one doing the fucking.
>Roman sexualism
>Roman
Greeks started that meme centuries before the Romans
uhhh m8
the romans were the anti-jew
>unhooks katana strap, wind from thumb movement levels every mountain in eyesight
>"looks like your journey ends here, kiddo"
what did he mean by this?
>levels every mountain in eyesight
>pic has no mountains in it
kek
>>29758888
because they got leveled you stupid bitch
>>29758888
Kek'd and czech'd, familiski
>Go to job interview
>Accidentally call the lady interviewing me "mom"
Fuck it, I'm never leaving the house ever again
>>29758686
>work as a high school teacher in training
>accidentally call a student "mom"
time to kill myself
>tfw I don't call my mom and dad by this, I never called my mom as "mom" directly to her. Feels weird man.
>"So what kind of hobbies do you have?"
>"Videogames."
>"What games in particular, anon?"
>"I LIKE STALKER"
>visible concern on the face of small mexican woman interviewing me.
>I don't get the job
F U C K