let us hear you, robot
>>25762752
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GGY2oc0Cjl
>>25762752
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l7djfNSCdS
Its not mine but I promise you'll love it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03WsvgAlEC7
>graduated high school 4 years ago
>have done absolutely fuck all since
>didn't go to college
>have zero job experience
>don't have a drivers license
>don't have a car so it wouldn't matter if i did
>zero money
>get no enjoyment from anything anymore
>can tell the few friends...
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college is a fucking money pit
probably the biggest regret of my life
you missed nothing, faggots go to college so they can have 4 more years of high school minus parental supervision
>>25762723
get a job faggot and a boyfriend
We're pretty much the same senpai. I don't even know how to drive.
Who /DeepSleep/ here?
>tfw washing down 5mg of meletonin, half an ambien, with a few glasses of franzia(Chillable Red, always) and sleeping for 13 hours
feel liberating my brothers>tfw you pee the bed
>>25759902
>swig of vodka
>cherry juice
>melatonin 3mg
>75mg DPH
>125mg valerian root
>chamomille
>10mg tramadol when i had it
>couple puffs of some top shelf weed
>girl in my arms
makes for a nice night of sleep.
whos /insomnia/ here?
>>25759902
I've been taking 10 mg melatonin for a while and I still wake up at 5 to 6 in the morning for no reason. Imma bout to go to the Dr to request trazadone or something
>>25760385
I read that lower doses of melatonin are more effective.
>hey there anon, finally decide to come out of your cave and join us?
What the fuck are 6 people doing sitting around a chess board
Get out of my house you weird WASP freaks
>hey there anon, finally decide to get those 9's?check em
Night time sadness edition
Thanks mate I appreciate it.
>tfw no tattoo bf
>Never actually expand the OP image
>Do so for the first time
>'No girls allowed'
O-Oh. What's up then, f-fellow lads? Haha..
>mom found the poopsock
>>25751590
YOUR WHAT?
Continue
>>25751616
the sock you poop in, normie.
Post pics, i don't believe you have a poopsock.
General high school feels.
Post feels, tell us about your experiences, share stories etc.
Will post mine in a reply.
>teachers handing our last school photos just before school ends
>teacher has photo of me and has no idea who it is
>asks everyone else, no one knows
>literally whole grade running around searching for this mysterious person
>when they found me they all looked mind blown
Yep I was pretty much invisible. And when I wasn't invisible it was because people were laughing at me.
>finish 10th grade
>had to go to another school for 11-13th grade because of my country's school system
>everyone at that senior high school went there from other schools (they only had 11-13, nothing below)
>saw it as a new start and a chance to finally make it
>tried to socialize, was standing outside with a group of guys every break
>at the start a bit shy but started talking more as...
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> attend a tech high school with fucking 80% of the population being male
> director of school news, entire crew and staff disrespect me, one of the anchors told me to my face that they talk shit about me at the anchor desk
> A's and B's, but grades apparently aren't good enough to get into the colleges I want (not talking MIT, but just state schools that I would enjoy attending)
> on swim team, but super pale and a somewhat below average athlete....
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This board is so cringeworthy, holy shit all those fucking corny posts about muh misery. You narcisstic faggots think that your suffering elevates your existane? It's the opposite, the emptyness of your life turns you into degenerated creatures. Get a grip.
please tell us how to get a grip
What the hell are you talking about?
I agree there's a lot to cringe at here.
>>25765161
Subjugate your desires - sublimate them into something productive
when will this tranny meme end?
It's getting ridiculous now. Mainstream media is literally promoting a mental illness and telling people to act on it. It's objectively a mental deformity and is scientifically classified as so. Yet for some reason it's completely okay? Every tranny I've ever meant is a complete wreck mentally or their life is a mess due to their own actions. My best friend was trans and he ended up killing himself two months after starting to take hormones.
>inb4 his family and friends were oppressing him!!!
No....
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I didnt read all of that but i get the gist.
Why do you give a shit? Most robots dont interact enough with the outside world for it to even affect them
Day of the rope soon, brother. Stay strong.
aww, does somebody need a blowjob from a degenerate tranny?
Ask someone who actually bought into the move to Japan meme.
I can has loli?
>>25764186
Are they actually racist to whoite people over there?
>>25764256
Yes, I'm not white as Im actually japanese American, but all my friends here are white.
They low key all talk shit about white people behind their back. Like they will fake hospitality and then just talk shit.
One girl kept asking me why I keep hanging out with white people, as if I'm not good enough to have japanese friends.
who /buffalo/ tendies here?
>the superior tendie
you should serve it with the superior dipping sauce, hidden valley ranch
Back in my day robotic gentlemen ate spaghetti.Not really.
That sounds pretty awesome, OP. I am quite jealous.
Is Frank's involved?
>>25763726
>hidden valley ranch
Pig disgusting. Anything but blue cheese is a waste of tendies.
>Hidden vally ranch
>not Bobs Bleu Cheese
I feel depressed as fuck right now. I just learned that my friend from school got accepted to Princeton via SCEA. I've wanted to go to Princeton since I was in the 5th grade and I worked literally 50x harder to get there, but I was rejected. Not even deferred or anything - they pretty much just told me I wasn't good enough.
I had a 4.0 unweighted, 4.8 weighted, and 2360 on the SAT. He had a fucking 3.8 unweighted with a score at least 250 points below mine. I'm pretty sure I had more awards and extracurriculars than he did, too. Only thing that he did differently...
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It's shit m8. That's how life works.
Don't listen to capitalists or people who tell you how hard they worked to get where they are.
>>25763642
only solution to this is to kill your 'friend' without getting caught
good luck and god speed!
>>25763642
simple: low IQ, it's even worse than being a manlet, I'm tall but I'm a 115 IQlet, it's patheitc, no matter how hard I try genetically superior people with higher IQs can BTFO me like nothing
I'm a 25-year-old pretty girl and I've had to live 6 years of looking at the mirror at my nice bod and seeing the unmet potential to be loved by someone who doesn't have "emotional problems" and "being a terrible person because of bitterness" and stuff. Also OCD, tourrettes, probable covert narcissism, etc.
Where are my fellow pretty anons who know the pain of being a pretty girl, who is going to get old and rot without reaping any of the benefits of that?
It's like getting the wining numbers off by 1-digit, right? And having...
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>>25760972
>searchgooglefirstsadimage.jpg
we're done here
>25
You're not pretty anymore anon.
I'm sorry if this comes as a shock.
Fem-anon plz
Or even a fat chick, I honestly want to hear your perspective on why you decided to let that happen, and hopefully you have some wisdom for me.
No unlimited wishes or wishes that would lead to you fulfilling unlimited wishes (ie more wishes, more genies, power of a god, etc.)
Me:
1. Force abilities
2. The power to go back in time
3. A fully functional costume like pic related
I would go back and assist Elliot Rodger in his killing of whores, then train him as my apprentice.
I wish I had never been born. I'll waste the other two on world peace or something.
>>25760481
1 restart my childhood from age 6 with knowledge of this life
2 inherit billion dollars at age 10 from some relative
3 my father doesnt get cancer in the new timeline
1. Ultimate lifeform (like cars)
2.Ability to travel between this and fictional dimensions.
3.The ability to project weapons/swords of mythical design, along with their abilities. (regardless of their universe of origin.)
Travel around as an immortal hero saving one world at a time.
what do u faggots eat when there is not much food in the house?
>>25760117
My semen
I either make some spaghetti, or if I have no sauce, make rice and just add a shit load of soy sauce or teriyaki sauce.
>>25760167
D:
>>25760117
Canned pinto beans with tabasco