i never had a friend since i was a kid and i dont get the concept now. after 20 years old what are you supposed to do with friends, besides exploiting each other?
>>25773362
exploiting other people together
Yeah, seriously. Its not that I can't make friends, but I literally have no idea what I'd actually do with other people, and how it is that normies always seem to be with others on their own accord when they leave their house to go somewhere.
I do recognize thought that my alone-ness is by design, since I have nothing to do or talk about with people. I'm NEET, never had sex or gf, and have no real hobbies or interests. Whereas when normies socialize they often talk about their jobs and love lives, and do things like going to bars and nightclubs, watching or attending sporting events, concerts, movies, eating out or having dinner at one of their homes then sitting and talking for hours, and other things that I either have no interest in and would make me more uncomfortable than sitting at home shitposting, or cost money which my mommy won't pay for. Though she likely would pay for some expenses if I tell her I have an opportunity so socialize with people. Around 2005-2011 I hung out with friends occasionally, and I can remember feeling bored and uncomfortable, and secretly hoping we would meet girls when we went out places, rather than to enjoy the company of the other person or 2 I was with. Even met up with 4channers IRL, but never lasted more than 1-3 hangouts because I couldn't think of anything to do after that and eventually lost contact.
> besides exploiting each other
There's also this aspect of friendship which I've never been comfortable with, and could be the actual reason I don't have friends. Is friendship just a game of exchanging favors and stuff? Because I dread the feeling of imposing on others asking for help, and similarly don't want other people dumping their problems on me either. Strong friendships are born of necessity on tough time that require interdependence, but we like in the first world cell phone and internet age where people can go about life ignoring everyone around them and sticking to their own exclusive in group of friends.
>>25773676
So in a nutshell, if I'm not willing to help a friend move, watch their kids or pets, leave my phone on all night, and go bail a friend out of jail if he calls me for help, and that sort of thing, (and if I was int he same situation would feel better hiring someone to help instead of imposing on my friends) do I even deserve friends at all?
>tfw mommy blocked all the porn
Post youtube porn before she gets back from shopping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5do4LfGHKcA
>>25773308
help me my mommy will come back I'm posting on her pee c I can only go on youtube on my laptop please
How old are you?
That's really sad, anon.
>>25773339
I'm 26 it's a punishment for cumming in my sheets she also spanks me...
I'm only allowed on youtube because she thinks it's fine to watch funny videos
help a fellow robot out
SAVE TONIGHT
AND FIGHT TO BREAK THE DAWN
COME TOMORROW
TOMORROW ILL BE GONE
>>25773281
Are you parting ways with your lover tomorrow?
>>25773281 (OP)
he's just quoting some retarded song
>>25773390
>retarded song
THERE'S A LOG ON THE FIREEEE
AND IT BURNS LIKE ME FOR YOU
TOMORROW COMES WITH ONE DESIRE
TO TAKE ME AWAAAY
OH ITS TRUE
>wear weave
>white people always think it's my real hair
>I tell them all it is my natural hair
>only other black people know the truth
>>25773106
hmm...
hljlkhlkjj
>>25773106
>sick of being a nappy headed bitch
>shave it all off
>snarky ass hoes tell me i would look cute with long hair
>tell them i have cancer
>mfw the looks on their pasty faces
>>25773106
black women don't exist
Women are not sexually attracted to men's bodies, for them, attraction comes from secondary traits like personality and masculinity. They simply do not feel the kind of passionate lust for the male body in the same manner that a man longs for a woman sexually. While they are attracted by masculine aesthetics, and features which are manifestations of strength and dominance, it is not in the same sense that men desire a woman's body, to touch hold and caress it. The things we find arousing about women are entirely physical, and her body is valued as a subject of desire...
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>>25773077
t. male
>>25773129
Just wondering, what does 't.' mean?
>inb4 newfag
>>25773077
Well im quiet, shy, introverted, and submissive so it looks like im out of luck
>Not voting for sanders to become an NEET and get money for doing absolutely nothing
>Not voting for sanders to get LEGAL weed you can just go into wal mart and buy in bulk
I think we all know the true robots choice here...
>>25772696
DUDE WEED JIZZ
>be Canadian
>everyone votes for weedman cuz free weed
>still no free weed
Don't fall for their lies, vote trump
I would but we barely even have enough government revenue to fund all the boomer hags and welfare mammies. To fund a bunch of young NEETs and make college free would need a shit ton of taxes, maybe like 40%. And you do know what happened last time someone tried to tax Americans too much?
>be told that my sister is being driven back from university by her friend
>collect food and water downstairs for a potential several hour siege
>turn off bedroom light because it can be seen from the driveway even with my curtains closed
>hurts my eyes to look at my laptop's light in the dark, but it must be done
>prepare several lines of dialogue in my head for the worst case scenario
she will be in my...
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download f.lux for your laptop anon, it will help your weeb eyes in the darkness
jus BEE yourself
buzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>25772598
stay strong, OP. true robots know this feel all too well. try and get comfy
Give me one reason r9k isn't tumblr for guys
>>25772550
Bad logic
>apples are sweet and sweet potatoes are sweet so apples and sweet potatoes are the same thing!
Because tumblr is a huge site people use for all kinds of things besides discussions about bitterness towards the opposite sex.
>>25772550
because "guys" aren't bitter sadfag robots who only cry about tfw no gf
Who /kfc/ here?
For 5 dollars I can get a nice meal, some potatoes, some great tasty chicken, and a tasty heart healthy beverage, I'm truly living luxury gentlemen!
>>25772371
>those fingers
>healthy
sure OP
>>25772371
>using the newfag skin
shake my head OP
Do normal people really keep 2-3 second eye contact with strangers and then look away to communicate to them that they do find them attractive/allow them to approch? Is it how it really works or was I being lied to?
yeah if you keep getting prolonged eye contact (2 seconds even) across bar from a girl she is saying "come talk to me"
this is a screening method. she'll never come talk to you because if you don't have the balls to go say hi yourself then you're unworthy
any girl staring at a robot for more than 2 seconds is looking at him wondering what the hell happened to him and probably fearful of her life
I stare into their souls. Never break eye contact if talking 1 on 1. But on the street I don't make eye contact cause it's awkward.
Just look at this little faggot, crying because he got slapped by a girl. This is why you shouldn't be a pussywhipped little beta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ27W2K12fk
>>25772322
fucking hate youtubers like this, He keeps reposting random bullshit he finds on the internet.
He speaks the truth and is generally a cool guy
>>25772322
You are part of the female-on-male abuse problem.
Who /likesnightbetterthanday/ here?
>>25772139
it has its beauty especially when your used to the night. Seeing the sun rise, or the sunset, or the detail of the trees as it blows through the wind.
Night > Day
Winter > Summer
The sun is a scourge that must be wiped out. Any temperature above 56 is too hot.
>>25772504
night > day
summer > winter
night walks are dank as fuck senpai
>were a complete loser in your teens but now you're cool in your 20s?
>girls friendzoned you left and right but now you get girls throwing their panties at you?
>used to have no friends and social skills but now you're alpha?
>or more realistically couldnt get laid but now you've had sex?
THREAD FOR EX-ROBOTS
>what are you doing with your life bros?
>>25771380
leave motherfucker
seriously
>tfw no zunechan gf
>>25771412
no i dont think so sorry
ITT: images/gifs/webms that describe you.
original post desu fampai
>>25771315
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I don't think I have anything I can post on /r9k/. Fuck this weak ass board. We're de-balled here.
>>25771315
This one describes me quite well.
Muteblockk
Nothing clever about this, I'm just tired, horny, and confused.
How the fuck do people sleep with fans? I mean literally how the fuck? I need the noise to sleep but fans fucking feel like shit. They make everything cold and the air in my room gets so dry I wake up with a dry as fuck mouth and sore throat, the skin on my hands is dry as fuck and cracking, my lips get chapped as fuck, my face gets dry as fuck, my hair gets greasy as fuck and I start to get dandruff.
I even tried putting my fan in my closet behind a curtain and I still feel the breeze from it on the lowest setting. Does anyone else have shit like this?
chad sleeps with fans every night
Don't sleep next to fans or you die.
>>25770781
original sadness right here