The past 3 months have been good. Story to follow:
>be me, 18, 3 months ago
>senior in highschool, overly-serious about things, virgin, no girlfriend
>bored as fuck and strangely have a lot of spare time on my hands in the evenings
>English teacher casually mentions a youth theatre that are holding auditions for a musical
>Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
>A friend of mine tells me that...
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Nah, if you could spare us, thanks
>>25775360
Keep going
Jdkdjdkdjdjd original enough?
>>25775360
>Shall I continue?
Yes.
Good read so far.
Fucking faggots.
Where is the part where you made the cunt's life hell.
what is a legendary senior prank that only the quietest, most unnoticeable robot could get away with?
>do not reply with potenially dangerous ideas
buy a gun and go on a killing spree
as long as you say "It was just a prank, bro!" when they catch you, you'll be fine
inb4 seagulls
>>25775359
Throw a crane into the pool, it'll take a mattress to get it out.
>Tfw spent 3 days trying to hack into oneitis twitter
>She has nothing of worth
>Tfw next step is to hack her email and facebook
Sigh, how are you bros spending your friday?
>>25775357
Is the final step to break into her home and rape her?
>>25775357
I traded Fallout 4 for Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First SIn yesterday, so I've been playing the shit out of that, doing a little screaming at the TV. Normal Dark Souls shit.
Seriously though, OP, why do that? If I'd hacked into oneitus' social media and seen something of "value" it'd be an arrow through the heart.
>>25775456
Because I Wanna knwo what her conversations are like. I need to know more of her what she says in certain situation, you'll never understand anyway.
>>25775390
Why don't you go fuck yourself
Why do normies enjoy sports so much?
>>25775327
Why do NEETs enjoy anime so much?
>>25775327
Same reason people on 4chan like anime. It's a form of escapsim. And actually, most normies I know don't have much true interest in sports. Just a superficial interest. I've yet to meet anyone who enjoys sports statistics and play making strategies as much as I do. Most just like it because it's "fun", and don't even have a team that they actually follow
>>25775327
Some people enjoy exercise, competition, and a sense of community.
Is it really that hard to understand?
>tfw no 10/10 Japanese gf
She looks like a child you nonce.
>>25775230
Even if a qt jap girl liked you, you would have to travel around the world to meet her. Then risk her having jap Chad kick your ass for tainting his pure women.
>tfw no showa era qt gf
When did you realise man up was actually the best advice?
>>25775166
summer 2015
I caved in for a couple months after that, but now I'm almost on my feet.
That depends. It would be if somebody could tell you how to do so.
When I turned 20 three years ago.
>TFW a 10 year old just said I was ugly
God damn that pissed me off, I know she is just a kid but I thought I looked fine.
Fuck why are kids so fucking mean?
>>25775064
Kids aren't mean, they're honest.
>>25775064
Kids don't have empathy, and that age is around when their mommy and daddy problems really start showing
>enter a room of little kids
>brace myself for honest insults
>"woooow! She's so beautiful!"
>they all rush over to me and shower me with compliments
I love children, they're so sweet and always draw things for me and try to be like me
>get a stack of bills
>set them aside for a week
>start going through them paying them off
>one is a call for juror duty
>had to fill out and turn in a questionnaire a week after I received it or face a fine/imprisonment
Well well, looks like my life is going to take a sharp turn.
>>25774738
>You can go to prison for forgetting to fill out a form
Jesus Christ
>Well well, looks like my life is going to take a sharp turn
For some reason this made me kek. Enjoy your daily free anal sex OP
>>25774738
Maybe it's just me but jury duty sounds fun
you get to send some nignog to jail
Flannel Friday
Flannels sure are great.
I have to say, I'm a pretty big fan of flannels.
Pretty edgy flannel
I'm a kissless virgin, a NEET, and I usually leave the house less than 5 times every 2 months; I have one friend left and he's a chad, not just a chad, a chad among chads.
AMA
why won't you ask your chad friend to hook you up with some girls?
>>25774668
This to bee honest fameleon
I have to be honest anons, I'd fuck those girls raw without hesitation if I knew no one would find out.
And if it didn't require effort.
Got to lose virginity somehow.
Does anyone here have fantasies about raping and murdering women? Sometimes I see a beautiful woman and the first thing that goes through my head is how I'd love to tie her up, fuck her while she screams and cries, and then torture her to death. Followed by dismemberment. Does anyone else have fantasies like this? What are yours?
>>25774519
I don't do that, you sound like you need help. However sometimes if I'm really anxious and I see happy people I think to myself about what it'd be like to kill them all right there, in public, and how in a moment I could immediately and permenantly alter the course my life would take, but I'm seeing a counselor and taking medication for my anxiety now so that doesn't happen as much.
I just want to shoot all of the normies with hollowpoints,desu.
yes some girls
>use to go to friend's house
>his mom was nice when i met her
>i would go over every weekend
>i would bring my ps3 over and we would play cod
>he had his plugged in his monitor i would play on his tv
>later mom starts to get pissed off i would come over every week
>also bought him fast food...
in the end i would like to kill her
Are bitches really intimated by smart guys or is it just a meme?
>>25774447
That's not even a meme.
But a guy who honestly thinks that he is just too smart and enlightened, and that it's just his incredible intelligence that intimidates those bitches, sounds pretty awful, desu.
>>25774809
English please?
fucktherobot
>>25774971
He's saying it's awful to be around someone that thinks they're so smart that it intimidates others.
Why the fuck do stoners or even occasional pot smokers piss me off so much?
Everything about them just seems so loathsome and detestable.
>all seem to have the same opinions
>any art related to weed is disgusting looking
>all have this hedonistic nature about them, all they care about is feeling good and comfy, they seem very self-absorbed
>think their drug isn't harmful in any way whatsoever and can't see the benefit in being sober all the time
>>25774261
Zach is that you
But yeah, I agree with you.
Glad I can make you furious by just existing.
Also, being sober 100% is boring as fuck. Naturally being sober the majority of the time is good but nigger loosen up and have some fun for once. It won't kill you.
>>25774349
>Glad I can make you furious by just existing.
wow you're so cheeky m8, this sounds like a typical response from a furfag or something.
>Also, being sober 100% is boring as fuck
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Anyone else too successful at being NEET and now trapped in NEETdom forever with no way out? Long story short I pretended to have a degenerate disability and they believed me, now I get disabilitybux enough to live on for life. At first this was great and I spent the last 2 years as a shut-in watching anime. But now I realize that I have another 30+ years ahead of me to live as a shut-in, and I can't ever get out of it without admitting that I lied about being disabled.
>>25774221
what disability did you pretend to have anon?
>>25774221
I don't get it.
Haven't you ever heard, "Life passes in the blink of an eye?"
Honestly, the only reason you're even conceiving the notion that you have all this extra time ahead of you is because you faked a disease for disability.
If you didn't fake you wouldn't be thinking, "What am I going to do for the next 30 years?"
You would be thinking, "What the fuck am I going to do for money for the nxt thirty years."
Now that...
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>>25775572
He isn't even disabled.
who /lonelyasfuckonfridaynight/? all my friends are normies and so will NOT be spending friday night home alone
>>25774214
Reporting in
Trying to decide if my oneitis is trying to slowly fade me out of her life or if there's something serious going on with her
I dunno what I'm going to do to all night. Hard to focus on vidya or TV, may just go to sleep early or get some studying done.
>>25774214
>has friends
>calls others normies
My only friends are my fellow anon shitposters, and I hate them
Friends? lol what the fuck are those? I'm going to happily spend my evening like I do every friday. Drink an irresponsible amount of alcohol while watching twitch/netflix. Shitpost, play vidya for a while. Smoke a bunch of weed and masturbate for a couple hours. If you think that sounds depressing or lonely you're a normiereee