>The only one who's really judging you is yourself
>Nobody else, nobody else
>>25777480
Fuck you me! Why are you so mean, me?! Fuck me, stop bullying me, me! God fucking dammit
>>25777856
Get a grip, Anon
>>25778078
Self saboteurs have no hope ;_;
this was the most shredded asian guy i could find ;.;
>>25777115
so much pressure on me tb.h
Asian guys shouldn't bodybuild. They should make money and get girls that way.
there's a reason why guys do the short hair, clean shaven face thing - for SUPER body building.
how come no /longhair beard brolifts/
ITT: movies every robot should see
>>25776975
The word 'robot' is quickly becoming meaningless - ripe for co-opting by normals who want to feel like they belong to something. It's better to avoid it these days.
>>25776975
>Scanner Darkly
>Hard candy
>Her
>Running scared
>Shutter Island
Scanner Darkly is prob my fav desu
>>25776975
>Project X
>All the American Pies
>Friday Night Lights
>Van Wilder (both)
>Dukes of Hazard: New version
who traumatic masturbatory syndrome here?
I can't jerk off normally I want to die I am a freak
Just do no-fap
>>25776872
>I can't jerk off normally I want to die I am a freak
WTF do you mean by normally?
>>25777372
Stop with this no-fap faggotry, this seems like some samefag trollposting though.
>>25777417
Nah posted this for the first time. Why so mad? What's wrong with it?
>be me, 40 years old
>music producer
>famous, make tons of money, produced over 200 hit singles
>become motivational speaker
>make inspirational tweets and snaps
>get a lot of positive feedback
>become a meme, get made fun of
>Don't care, listen to rap god instrumental at 1.5x speed and block out the hatersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Who just leaves their credit card outside of their wallet? Did he order a pizza with it and forget to put it back in his wallet? thats dumb.
He just played himself
He can just call his bank and cancel the transaction.
Anybody with that kind of money and credit limit have by default insurance to cover that kind of fraud.
you guys know the drill! get in here and tell us what you're drinking and why you're drinking it
I'm switching it up this week, ditched my absolut and got this instead
and as per usualask a tipsy femanon anything
>>25776570
You dirty little skank you. Just had to announce your gender so all these boys can show you some attention... Sounds like somebody needs to get fucked tonight is that pretty accurate miss... femanon, is it?
About to go pick up some Absolut Wild Tea and Sprite. Then gonna get drunk and cuss at kids and black people in Black Ops 3.
>>25776570
Didn't read your whole post. Why switching from based Absolut?
>TFW born with a vagina so will never know what my penis would look like
FUCK, ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT MY DICK WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS BORN MALE.
>>25776459
There'd be a head, a shaft... a couple of balls... if you were a gay man maybe a perm?
ok I am going to change the topic of this shit thread
Does anyone know of any reliable way to bar women from this site? If I was to make a forum or image board, would there be any way to prevent women from accessing it?
It would probably be small and you would still he fat.
>uncle dying of cancer
>not much time left
>I'm 1000 miles away
>mom goes to see him, sends me an email, "last chance" type thing to call or something
What the fuck do I say? I'm not much of a "feeling" person and I honestly don't know what to do.
Just call, even if it's awkward you'll regret it more than if you hadn't.
Just talk about some time you remember with him and say it was good to talk to him.
>>25776439
But I don't actually care, I haven't spent more than ten minutes over the past five years with him and I have no real feelings one way or the other.
At this point I'm thinking of pretending I was at work or something...
>>25776389
Tell him he was a good uncle and you will miss him
You are now in charge of r9k. You can make laws all anons must follow, what are they?
>no stories in multiple posts, you must condense them to one
>tripfags are fine, but replying to them is a bannable offense
>if you refer to us as "/b/" mistakenly, you will be banned
>no losing virginity stories or sex stories of any kind other than sad pathetic ones
>all women are banned
>all posters are assumed male
>mentioning your gender being anything other than male is a bannable offense
>linking to reddit or tumblr is a bannable offense
>any use of the term "baw" or its variants are banned
I think this would clear up our "fembot" problem real quick
>>25776379
This
Would also ban anyone who posts white knight bullshit, "man child", "too much of a weak loser for strrrrrong womyn" and all that shit.
SHUT lT DOWN
Any other femanons have a thing for middle eastern guys?
pic related avg guy from the levant
>manly
>nice beards
>exotic
>beautiful eyes and eyebrows
>>25776246
>pic related avg guy from the levant
>"Italy"
>>25776246
Fuck no, have you ever actually seen one in real life? They do not look like that. And with all the shit happening in Germany, my opinion of them is lower than ever.
Actually most are butt-ugly because there's a serious inbreeding problem among muslims. People in the middle east commonly marry cousins within the same tribe/community, this often results in a misshapen human with low intellect and a scrawny physique.
>Running away after failing uni.
Is this an acceptable letter to leave behind?
I can not face this matter in person. I am a coward. You've all done everything that you could have, the flaw rests with me alone. I'm moving out of state- the city of Denver is for the quick-witted and financially gifted, I am neither and must relocate.
I am fundamentally ashamed of myself, as well I should be. I never could be the intellectual and academic that you wanted, I'm sorry. As a blight upon this family, I am extracting myself. I will live away from here, and try to make the best of myself in the fashion most uneducated under average people do. A friend has found me a job in a kitchen, I'll try to hack it there.
I owe you 7200$ for six years of back rent and food (this is a paltry 100 a month, and I apologize for that.) and 17,300$ for my failed education. It will take a while to pay back the 24,500$ and I will start up very slowly, but I swear that I'll pay you back eventually.
Cleaned up the room as best I could with the short amount of time I had, packed up what I could. It's likely still a bit of a mess. Anything left is yours to donate and use as you see fit.
My continual failure has forfeited my right to a family as wonderful as yours. Thank you for trying. I love you all so much. I'm not worth forgiving right now, maybe I'll be there one day.
>>25776146
this is a horrible letter anon
first of all your parents do not want your money
second it comes across like you are trying very hard to sound non retarded imo
>>25776226
>it comes across like you are trying very hard to sound non retarded
That's because I am retarded.
I owe them the money, they thought they were investing in something that wasn't a piece of shit. They were deceived.
>>25776287
where are you going?
what is your plan
Posting it again, on the weekend this time to maximise exposure to those here who may have missed it. I feel I am doing a good service for robots by sharing this video; one Anon said this tribute was great enough to "change his life."
We must share this with as many normies as possible to spread awareness about the incel plight, and to recruit more beta soldiers for the beta rebellion! Please start by sending it to Elliot's dad, Peter: @peterrodgerpix on Twatter. He will most definitely enjoy our tribute to his boy! :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt2dcyXsegY
>>25776025
come on feelas! we can do this! we have the ability to touch millions! #dreamforever
>>25776025
>twatter
I giggled at that
can you explain the idea behind this?
I'm lost...
Anon, why don't you just find yourself a nice Jewish girl?
>girl
>true humanitarian
>Jewish
Pick one
>>25775668
But I'm poor and I don't have a STEM/law/medicine degree?
>>25775862
So? She should love you for you.
Would you date a girl with autism?
Yes, if you mean high functioning autism or aspergers.
I'll date anyone under 120kg and female (CIS)
>>25775554
No. Think of the children.
>>25775554
IDC about that but she's has to be some sort of special if she wants to date me
>the modern incarnation of America's greatest hero is a Chad
>>25775380
Thats kinda the point of him though isnt it? Thats he's the best example of what a human being should be, ironically because he's not human
>>25775426
>preying on drunk women is the best example of what humans should be
Superman's always been a chad tho
But at least he's a nice one