who /smalldick/ here
as in below 5 inches
share the feels
Luckily I have a perfectly average 10 incher.
>>25772570
Only 10 inches? Everyone should know by now that average is 15 inches, dicklet!
>>25772641
Hi, i am the average r9k user, i have a thick 10 inch penis and i make over 90,000 usd a year in neetbux
/r9k/ what was the most autistic thing you have ever done?
>>25764715
why would he/she do that ;_; her hair is so long and pretty.
>>25764725
confirmed woman
please post contact info so you can be my gf
>>25764715
I spent a summer pirating and memorizing every line to every episode of "Friends".
I was 17 and had no life. I don't know why, I don't even like the show.
No bullying
>find out your favorite porn actress did interracial
Why even live?
>fuck a black guy
>don't see what the big deal is
>>25788578
It's disgusting. It'd be like finding out they fucked a dog or something.
>>25788605
dogs are blindly obedient, so, no, fucking a robot would be closer in your analogy.
>it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all
Why are normies so retarded?
>>25788294
Loved and lost here. Would have rather never loved at all. Fucking normalfags and their LIES.
It's robots that make this bullshit up
>>25788434
eh I disagree. I still miss her but at least I have those memories.
I literally can't keep a secret. I want people to know that I know so badly for some reason. I can't get over this. If something came out that I already know about it makes me so angry. This is my worst trait no idea how to get over it.
>If something came out that I already know about it makes me so angry
what?
Also if it's your worst flaw then tell people never to tell you secrets.
obsessive, compulsive liar, and resentful
>if something came out that I already know about it makes me so angry
what did he mean by this?
some fucking stacy bitch got murdered near my home town. bunch of people on normie book crying about it
and i can't tell anyone im fucking glad shes dead except you ropbots
http://www.953mnc.com/News/Local/2016/01/15/Coloma-double-homicide-victims-identified-as-mother-grandfather-of-kidnapped-girls.html
Why are you glad she's dead?
>Get proxy
>make fake fb acc
>troll the shit out of her memorial posts
>>25786955
here comes the normie police
Good day /r9k/, never posted nor browsed this board before. But as far as I'm aware I believe theres a bunch of femanons on here. What is the best way to break up / let go of your girlfriend that is least likely to hurt her?
As to why I wish to break up with her. She uses a lot of deceptive pictures, shes a lot larger than what she appears in some pictures. And I'm not particularly fond of her teeth. I'm extremely fond of her on an emotional level however physically I'm fairly put off.
I want to let her down without letting her know the reason...
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Unfortunately there's no way to do it where it won't hurt her because she probably likes you a lot.
Your best bet is what you said you wanted--being direct and telling her that you are not enjoying the relationship. I would avoid telling her that you are not attracted to her, because that will probably, to her, feel very hurtful. You should tell her that she's a good person if you are fond of her and that you don't want to string her along just like you said.
Since it has only been a week it should not be too difficult to leave her.
>>25787176
Thanks for the reply mate.
>Since it has only been a week it should not be too difficult to leave her.
Yeah I'd imagine it'd only take her 3 or 4 days to get over it. But its still going to be a shit time since I really do like her personality.
>>25787334
Yeah. If you are kind to her about it, and you do seem interested in being kind, I don't think she would be likely to take it hard for a long time.
What does /r9k/ think of catherine?
Love this game, suprisingly never seen a discussion here on it.
>>25786882
Pretty fucking normie desu.
According to the review I watched, it's all about manning up or some shit. Why would I play through retarded mini games for that?
>>25786882
Not on pc
last ps3 game i played
holy fuck i got angry on some levels
Daily sheitpost post ur turds, discuss.
Pic related took nice greesy one this morning
If u dont precipitate in this thread or find it disgusting ur Normie
REEEEE
>>25786844
lol thats chicken op you idiot tryna fool me
Any shit experts here??
>>25786885
yes i already said that chicken you dumbo
What the fuck is the matter with this place? What kind of a person would encourage a psychopath? Would you say this shit if you were not anonymous?
ThisOP is from reddit.
>>25786740
It's basically just a bunch of NEET virgins who are too pathetic to workout or study hard so they can achieve something in life and would rather blame their shortcomings on normies.
I used to be an r9k tier loser when I was younger. I started to study harder and go to the gym in highschool and within a couple months I had a girlfriend.
Of course I would.
Let the normies burn.
>30 years old
>Watching the Iron Giant while getting drunk
>Crying intermittently
Who's the most pathetic poster currently posting on r9k?
That's a shitty anime f.a.m
>>25786686
There's nothing wrong with you, anon. If you don't cry at the ending of The Iron Giant you don't have a soul.
> A young boy befriends a giant robot from outer space that a paranoid government agent wants to destroy.
STOP PUTTING TOO MUCH SUGAR IN MY SWEET TEA YOU BRAINDEAD WAGEKEKS
THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME
>>25786395
> sweet tea
> too much sugar
make it yourself then
>>25786395
>Order unsweet tea
>Put the sugar in yourself
Problem solved, stop being an edgey autistic faggot. They have sugar packets on the tables in restaurants for a reason so people like you can put in their preferred amount of sugar.
How the fuck are they suppose to know how much sugar you want in your tea?
>>25786415
>>25786419
STOP ENCOURAGING SLOPPY WORK, RETARDS
WAGEKEKS NEED TO LEARN THEIR PLACE AND DO THEIR JOB WELL
>"/r9k/ - ROBOT9001" is a board for hanging out and posting greentext stories.
Please tell me, where in here does it state that this board is the exclusive domain of unemployed virgins without gfs?
Says so right HERE!
*unzips dick*
>board for hanging out
>unemployed virgins without gfs
There's your answer right there famurai
>>25785971
It was originally supposed to be the new /b/, a place where the robot would encourage OC. Duplicate images used to get caught by the robot too.
Unfortunately, this is 4chan. So the only people who came here and took it seriously were people with no sense of humor who take shit like that seriously. Eventually they all realized they were omega neets. At some point girls started posting too. I guess the ones too ugly to cam whore on /soc/, IDK...
Is anyone /drugdealer/ here?
I'm thinking about getting weed, LSD, DMT, and other shit from Nucleus and selling it.
Any tips? Also, greentext your drug dealing stories.
Somebody's gonna rob you or you're gonna get arrested. Very high risk for very little profit if you factor in a possible criminal record.
Reselling drugs you buy online sounds very NON PROFITABLE at all
At best you make like 20 bucks a shipment
At worst some guy gets mad you're on his shit and gets a couple hoodlums to rob or narc you.
>>25785885
What if I buy in bulk?
Why don't you join the military?
>interesting shit
>motivation for working out
>free food and shelter
>women will be all over you
>challenge and conflict will give you great character
>free college
>you'll finally be a man
You're going to benefit the military industrial complex anyway, so why not do it while being a badass?
Maybe if trump becomes president but I'm not going to be fighting for Obama or Bernies faggot machine.
>>25785730
>thinking things would change with a new president
>>25785701
There are no real wars going on, and if there was, the ROE these days would most likely get you killed before you are allowed to engage. The pussification of society today has greatly affected the military. Special snowflake syndrome is coming in full force, and it's not going to get any better. Plus, these faggots aren't worth dying for anyway.