We're still here because we act younger than we really are, don't we?
It's hard breaking an old habit
>>25791406
Actually, I come here to make sure that I'm not the only loser. Which makes me that much more of a loser.
>>25791406
I just like the format 4chan uses even though nowadays I don't post much at all.
>Just be yourself!
>N-no wait, I meant be Chad and that!
>Women want a strong, dominant man
>CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM!
MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND
>Women want a man witn a sensitive side.
FUCK OFF
It's a shit test. They want to succumb to Chad and be absolved of any responsibility for themselves so they can just be swept up in their emotions. That means they can't initiate.
It also affords them plausible deniability. It staves off the betas, gives them "denied consent" for rapists, and only Chads will power through their bullshit and take command.
Her: "You're being rude!"
Chad: "That's coz I'm rich, handsome, an wanna pound yer pussyhole!"
Her: "...D-Disgusting! TAKE ME CHAD!!!"
Women are designed REALLY well for promoting doublethink. The way their mind works is basically that anything they "feel" is automatically the truth. If a woman calls you a dick, and you say a minute and a half later "why did you call me a dick?," if her response is "calling him a dick would be a bad thing, and doing a bad thing would make me a bad person, and being a person would make me feel bad," then the logical conclusion is "so, I didn't call him a dick, because if it makes me feel bad it isn't true."
This doesn't...
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I'm sick of trying to find a virgin gf (ik I'm still only 19 I have time but it's still hard). I can only ever find a few decent looking virgins, include that we have to get along and she has to be qt and it becomes even harder. I'm thinking of just finishing up uni and taking a long vacation in Asia to find a girl. Is there more social pressure for them to save themselves there?
>>25791312
>be 22 nearly 23
>see 18-19 year olds complaining about being gf less and virgins
I can only imagine how a 25 y/o robot feels
>>25791330
I said qt virgin gf, I can get a good looking girl to date me pretty easily.
>>25791354
Of course you can which begs the question why a normie sack of shit like you even bother posting on a board for robots?
Why don't we just buy mail order brides?
>>25791206
Is that even a thing? i thought it was just a meme
Pretty sure thats just slavery
>>25791206
> paying to lose more money
Who /paranoid and avoidant personality type/ here?
Its pretty bad but I get NEETbux until I get *better*(never) or until they send me to gulag.
>>25791149
Can you please describe the interactions you've had with your parents or caretakers?
Me. It's a result of being a manlet and autistic.
>What's that anon? You're saying you don't plan on getting married or have kids?
>Oh that phase will pass when you are more mature :^)
FUCK OFF BREEDER!!! LIFE IS MORE THAN JUST REPRODUCING.
I WANT TO TRAVEL AND HAVE MY HOBBIES SO I DON'T WANT TO SPEND ALL MY HARD EARNED MONEY ON PLEASING A WIFE JUST TO INCREASE HER CHANCES OF NOT CHEATING ON ME BY 1% AND END UP RAISING A FUCKING PARASITE FOR A MINIMUM OF 18 YEARS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25791139
>So Anon, when am I getting grandchildren
>>25791163
Fucking Jesus God Damn Fucking Shit Dicks this shit right fucking here
My dad has been trying to get me to breed since I was fucking 15 and my sister is mad at me that she is the only person trying to pass on the family genes.
She hooked up with the first redneck faggot she could find and now I am apparently OBLIGATED to go find some dumbass college cunt and pump my seed into her just so my parents can be satisfied.
F U C K
U
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only a fool of a man would mrry and have children in this shitstorm
it's like putting a loaded gun to your dick
-i want to kill myself
-i have 12k in cash
what should I do before I leave?
give me your money
spend the 12k in cash commissioning a single gay furry image from a furry artist
Go to that suicide forest in japan, of course after you blow it all on hookers and blow
This is a screenshot of the messages I've gotten for my fake Chad profile on OkC.
Also, all the girls telling you don't message them with just "hi" are doing the exact same thing to Chad.
Why get female pussy when you can get octopussy?
Now here is the local whale
>>25790964
Also post msgs
>had a dream Taylor Swift was shopping at Target
>I bumped into her by accident
>helped pick her stuff up
>talked to her casually and didn't sperg out that she's a celeb
>say bye and walk away
>grabs my hand and asks me to wait
>says I'm cute and nice, asks for my number
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>>25790948
she fucks niggers but not you
>>25791087
I wouldn't want to fuck her anyways. And I wouldn't want to befriend a celebrity, I have stage fright and hate being or near the center of attention.
>>25790948
go to bed, ms swift.
I get a surge of powerful, primitive, almost sexual satisfaction when I fantasize about deceiving the family of this creature to entrust the life of their daughter in my hands, so I can commit the most ravenous of atrocities upon her.
I would travel across the world to approach them, knocking on their door, exclaiming my admiration for their daughters bravery and beauty. They would invite me inside, sensitive to and impressed by the distance I travelled, hoping this commitment I displayed would invigorate and inspire them. They would be astonished and awe struck by my...
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why dont you rape a dead body instead, it would be the same, only without the maggots.
h-hmph...
nobody ever wants to do this type of stuff with me...
>>25790994
wow you are even attention whoring in a threat like this,
its an obvious sign that you are shit
>tfw my fat practice gf is getting really needy
trying to force this shitty new meme
>>25790912
They have been trying since at least last summer. Things are starting to blur together so I cant quite remember.
>>25790912
>practice bf has baby fever
>probably wants to breed with me now
>he has the shittiest genes I've ever seen
fuck no
You need to leave r9k if you;
>Have female friends
>Have female contacts in your phone (besides your mothers or families)
>Text them
>Have had a girlfriend
>Currently have a girlfriend
>Have looks above 6/10
I'm sure my real fellow robots can add stuff to the list.
Absolutely, 100% agree, cant these fucking frauds leave
>is a girl and calling yourself "fembot"
>>25790630
Did that thing really die or was that a rumor?
Currently third wheeling my best mate and his gf, its a fucking bad feel
refreshing a dead thread I posted in on /g/ and a thread on /r9k/ where two people just admitted to be trolling one-another. also refreshing a shitty forum I browse.
>>25790329
Fuck yeah dude. What forum?
>>25790351
You haven't heard of it. It's dedicated to a dead game I play which is actually closing by the end of the month. It's a game that used to be hosted by ijji.com, if you recognize it.
>Anime dub says "chan" and "senpai"
If you don't like it, you could always, y'know, learn Japanese. It's not like you're doing anything else besides torrenting and watching moeshit anime anyway you fag.
>>25790087
keikaku means plan.
>watching dub
Kill yourself autist.
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Post Characters that are you /r9k/
I'll startMark Corrigan
This faggot senpai
You can't be mark, mark gets multiple girlfriends and isn't a virgin
>>25790125
>Implying Mark isn't a robot though
Yeah I'm a virgin, but in mindset and mentality we're really quite the same.