Inb4 some edgy fedora comments
There's a Catholic Church down the street from me, and I don't mind the conservative parts that the millienial generation loves to shit on
But I'm not a sociable person by nature.
Can I make myself believe in god if I meme hard enough, /r9k/?
>>25800820
If you don't believe in it, it's very unlikely you ever will
However, it's not that important that you do
well, not the theological stuff anyway, like adam and eve, the guy living inside a whale, job, etc
religion is the foundation for most societies, the specific metaphors used are always different but the general values are quite similar across most cultures
Unfortunately most religious people nowadays are fundamentalists and literalists, so to fit in there you're gonna have to pretend...
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>>25800820
When you believe you will never feel alone again. Of course it's not like you snap your fingers and it happens. Church people even normies tend to be very inviting people.
>>25800820
Take yup Hinduism!
Or Buddhism.
At least with Hinduism you get to poop in the street....
But, no seriously. Seek enlightenment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhGI0X6jhSQ
>My friend has asperger syndrome
>he went on some kind of Dating Site and met a girl
>he slept with her the first night they hung out
>Mfw my autist friend got laid before me
What can I tell him to make him feel paranoid? I told him she could be a baby-trap and he answered "no, she is an adult, she goes to uni with me".
inb4 don't be childish and be happy for him. I just want to have some fun.
You must be a stacy, guys who are real bros don't pull this crap.
These cancerous subhuman fucks are easy to manipulate, just keep repeating and he will start to believe anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1izup2uX3U
>tfw there are retards, murderers and gangsters that have more sex than you ever will
>"I prefer Asian women"
That's code for "I couldn't get a white girl, so I settle for the next race with pale skin". Let's face it, the reason you go after asian girls is that you aim for the lowest hanging fruit.
In order for a woman to be hot, she needs a certain kind of facial structure. Asian women cannot have this facial structure, it is physically impossible, even with surgery. I'm not bullshitting you either, let me give an analysis for you on the attractive features and why asians are...
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>>25800172
Subtle asian girl thread? I hear ya loud and clear.
anyone with eyes on their face can see that asian women are fucking disgusting. seriously search google for school photos of korean classes, the girls are absolutely hideous, literally every one of them is 2/10 would not bang in a picture of 30 people. they all have flat faces that look like they were hit with a frying pan. absolutely trash.
Why does this board continue to argue about which race is the hottest?
It's subjective, mang.
What do you get out of these "arguments"?
Just make a hot _enter race here_ girls thread if you want to collect pictures of a certain ethnicity.
Or maybe these are just thinly veiled cuck threads.
What do you do once vidya doesn't distract you anymore?
>>25799863
It's time for some cyanide, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUMqqVOlJBs
>>25799863
bump 23423432
read an original book
who is your favorite twitch female streamer robots
Mine is Pokemane
Ive been meaning to get into this whole "watching cute twitch girls" thing, but twitch doesnt exactly rate videos the same way pornhub does, sooooo
>BUMP
I'm not a retarded faggot so no one.
>>25799802
Watching people play games is boring as hell, literally why?
Is it a friend simulator?
A man with Tourette's and Asperger's syndrome has hundreds of Stacy's wanting to bang his brains out.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3390716/Undateables-star-Tourette-s-Asperger-s-prompts-Twitter-meltdown-appearing-Loose-Women.html#comments
Being autistic should not stop you from having sex/social life, just put yourself out there.
He's also more physically attractive than 98% of us
>you will never have a strong chin
fuck
>>25799760
He's not that good looking is he?
I mean look at the response he got.
>tfw your bait threads work
>tfw you try to post a thoughtful, honest, legitimate opinion and someone accuses it of being bait
>>25800251
Generally that comes from them dissagreeing and they're too much of a dumb cunt to come up with a legitimate response.
>>25799460
not exactly a challenge considering where you are
http://www.xvideos.com/video4630854/hardcore_3some_with_asian_schoolgirl_vibed_upskirt
>>25799360
Nah, they evade their stupid pixelation laws by saying certain videos are produced specifically with the intent to sell overseas.
>>25799360
i feel like shit after watching this but nofap is too hard, just juzzed. tuping one handed
>>25799414
ah nice. desu it kind of grossed me out to see a real vagina. i've gotten used to it being censored. i usually watch born for boobs and japanese girls moaning. actual vaginas gross me out.
Why haven't you joined ISIS yet?
>>25799352
i dont wanna fuck goats
>>25799352
they don't accept applications from infidels, getting myself beheaded does not sound like a good time
>>25799408
Convert then
What's atheism done for you lately?
>>25799401
Nah, you get a qt virgin
Better than humping your pillow
how do I draw pubic hair
I tried my best but something isn't right, I just can't put my finger on what exactly
help
>>25799219
feels like its too dark, isn't matching the anime character's hair
>>25799219
looks like a leech tbqh. I guess just space them out more
>>25799219
You forgot to draw in her feminine penis.
No one is going to save you.
what makes you think I think that will happen
>>25799188
This.
Most people here are way past that point, OP.
>>25799188
>>25799216
>tfw still kind of wish it would happen
So I've met a girl on Okcupid and we're going to the Zoo tomorrow. She's 26 and still a virgin. I'm 23.
Did I do it correctly according to r9k standards?
>>25799138
>caring about what bitter virgins think of your relationship
>26+
>Virgin
Not even my mom was a virgin anymore at 19
How she look like OP?
No. A 26-year-old female virgin is mentally ill.
A 26-year-old grill who had one long term relationship would be better in my opinion. Ignore the cuck meme. Relationships are more than penis in vagina. There are very important things she didn't learn yet about relationships.
Learning sex is easy. Learning relationships is harder.
Ask a 40 year old virgin, gfless, robot anything. And no, I'm not new here, I've been posting on 4chan since 2004 when I was already 28 years old.
>>25798816
I can assure you that women are sort of overrated..
How does it feel to have never felt a warm, wet pussy sqeezing your dick? And to lock eyes and see here gasp as you cum inside her?
how do you cope with that?
>at pic related with dad watch pats game
>11/10 qt 3.14 keeps giving me eyes
>can't make a move because too beta and with dad
How do you cope anons?
Just ignore her. She's just a worthless roastie who would cheat on you in a heartbeat with Jamal, anyway.
>>25798944
Thanks for the advice friend. Does anyone else have something to add? I fucking hate football
Chances are the qt really isn't into you. I mean if I see a woman looking at me, I always assume it doesn't mean anything. It's just logical unless you're a Chad. On the other hand since you went to a football game, you might be one.
DUDE WEED LMAYO
>have weed
>have to wait until my parents sleep
>if i have luck it happen in 1 - 3h
>almost about to run out of weed
>extreme anxiety about contacting my dealer
>will probably suffer 3 weeks without weed before i finally get the guts
running out of weed is so brutal
>>25798950
AYYY lmao weed dude