> post on small reddit thread about my feelings for a vidya character
> end up made fun of
> admit I am 26 yo kv and she is all i have
> everyone mocks me and posts it to cringeanarchy
I know it's what I deserve for deciding to post on Reddit but fuck they are stil cunts.
Why are normies so mean?
>>25804346
>They don't have a vidyafu
It's their fault for missing out on objectively better 2d.
Also what the fuck is up with that girls ass? It looks like she's wearing a butt pad or something.
https://www.reddit.com/r/contagion/comments/40er4h/jessica_fantasy/
Why are they so mean to me
>>25804421
I don't know, she's just modeled kind of weird. It looks better in other pictures
pls respond r9k, you are the only people who will understand. please post more vidya waifus
>tfw Etna will never shit into a condom and then tie off at the end and then make you shove it up your own ass
>tfw you will never lick Etna's shithole clean after every bowel movement
>tfw Etna will NEVER piss all over your face whenever she feels like it without warning
.tfw you will NEVER EVER be Etna's toilet ass slave
why live?
>>25804324
Thanks for the massive boner.
>>25804445
I can't even imagine NOT wanting to be Etna's dutiful toilet slave.
Being her prinny toilet for a few thousand years would be pretty amazing actually; imagine how good it'd feel when her shitlog fills your mouth and starts choking you while she pisses down the corners of your beak. She probably plays gameboy on the toilet, too, so you'd have a little soundtrack to her poo-sessions and you'd get conditioned to get hard when you heard them.
>>25804473
Keep going, I think I can still get harder.
I know this is /R9K/, but does anyone play instruments here, or know anyone who does? I've been thinking of picking one up to generally enhance my life. I dont want to just fester with bitterness, i want to enjoy life having 'some' talent.
To anyone who picked up music later in life, how has it improved your life?
>>25804249
I play the banjo, piano, viola, guitar, trumpet, saxophone, with the stringed things being played well and the brass being shitty as all hell but fun.
I have been playing piano and guitar since I was young, recently picked up the banjo and rarely ever play the trumpet and sax because they are my brother's. How has it improved it? Not at all, because even though I play all these I am too afraid to show anyone show really only I know it and when I even play for close friends I get fidgety and mess up.
Might...
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>>25804249
I'm a classical trained vocalist. I went to school and everything for it!
Other than that I'm passable at bass, drums, and piano. And I can make noise on several other instruments but I'd never tell people I can actually play them.
>>25804249
I used to (barely) play my brother's guitar while i was in middle school and up into early highschool.
i'm about to graduate college rn, just bought my first guitar, and in the couple of weeks since i've had it, i've reconnected with old friends who've always played music, as well as friends who have never played music, and i've been jamming/ making music since i got the guitar and a bit before then (using music producing programs like LMMS)
tldr; 9/10 improvement tbqh
Well it's finally happening friends. I may be catching a break.
I have a friend from the Phillipines. Her and her husband are going back for awhile and they have invited me to come visit for a week or so.
She told me Filipino girls love white men and want to get to the US bad.
She thinks she can find me a woman.
Read online that Filipino women are fiercely loyal and very conservative. But they are not as attractive as other Asian women.
But I dont care as much about that.
Should I go? Anyone think a robot like me could find a woman there?
Do it you big fag
The ones that are half Chinese/Japanese can be qt af.
Anyway, just do it.
>>25805135
ive never been to another country. what to expect? how do i find a gril?
>have saved up GBP for the past 3 months so I can have a tendies feast for my 30th
>mummy conveniently declares that this household is now vegan
>I REEE like I've never REEE'd before, throwing my emergency stash of pissbottles and shitjugs, but mummy stands her ground
>in my rage I forget to take my request for tendies out of inbox, so mummy uses all my GBP on soy tendies
>they are disgusting, and now I have no credit...
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Some veggie nuggies are pretty master race OP
And these fake tendies are good too.
OP DON'T EAT THOSE TENDIES. My friends mummy said the same thing, and he ended up dying in his sleep that night.
why do grills do this when you're not actually interested in you? I can't help reading into it and it's so very disappointing. I would fucking marry this girl.
>inb4 talking to this girl makes me a normie
why do women even want to be friends with us
>>25803494
>im a robot just like you!
>pls i really want to be a robot!
fuck of normie
>>25803494
>>25804480
Ever heard of friends ?
Not everything revolves around love and sex you retarded cucks.
>be me
>super hot chick from highschool wanted to hang out yesterday
>she stands me up and goes out with her chick friend
>today she doesn't mention it but still asks if I wanna chill via txt
>ask her what she wants to do and we both agree on a movie
>she gets here, we catch up, she goes on and on about her internship I go with it and we drink a bloody Mary
>I...
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>>25803270
Start drinking now anon and be smashed by the time she gets back and then smoke the gud gud and get in her gud gud ;)
>>25803407
So you think she's coming back?
>>25803270
she's ashamed to be seen with you kek
you must have a known loser rep
good luck anon, she must be depressed or having some sort of crisis if she's hanging out with you despite acting ashamed about it. might be your lucky chance
>TFW no r9k gf who I can date realistically
>>25803064
>be there or be square, they said
>if only she had listened
>>25803252
Did they move the upvote button? Can't seem to find it anywhere.
>implying you could realistically date this goddess
>anon, I haven't seen you in such a long time!
>why don't you come in the living room and visit with us old ladies for a while?
>tfw no mature tittymonster cumdumpster
Who are these semen demons? wow
>we're just talking about girly stuff. You know, bras and babies and being pregnant and breast pumps and things like that. I'm sure you'd find that all boring wouldn't you?
A simpler life would make us happy. Our brains weren't designed for the internet, for television, for unrestricted and constant pleasure by vidya and porn.
>>25802937
>There are non-minimalists
Stop reminding me
indeed. but now that we have these things would we give them up? can you give porn knowing it would make you happier?
modernity has brought pleasure, but under every pleasure is the shadoe of addiction, excess, ultimately: self-destruction
There is wisdom in this thread. I can't stop thinking about death, what it must be like to go through the dying process, the finite nature of life, so I keep my eyes glued to the screen as a way of distracting myself. I can't look at my father or my dog or anyone else without thinking about how they're going to die and when that might be and how they'll handle it. Will they die in fear, afraid to the very end of what oblivion really means? It is not possible to die peacefully. It is not possible to accept death.
I welcome porn and vidya and all the...
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>23
>Working on second degree
>6'6, captain of a varsity team
>Speak 3 languages
>Single
>Sitting at home alone tonight
I'm ok with this.
>>25802370
What is a /sleeperchad/?
>>25802418
You own the board, anon. AMA
>23
>Working on 14th degree
>8'0'', super saiyan and nobel peace prize winner
>Speak 30 languages including the language of love and music theory
>Single
>Sitting at home alone tonight after i just came down from ISS
>did I mention I'm an astronaut?
I'm ok with this.
How could any sane man want to be in a relationship with some bitchy and unvirtuous old hag over a beautiful, soft young girl?
Eat shit and die im@s suck
>>25802280
Looks like I offended an old hag. Did -that scene- offend your curbs?
>>25802183
have you ever hung out with someone younger than 19 years? makes you wanna blow your brains out after half an hour.
>tfw you will never fuck a 10/10
How do you guys cope with this feel?
>>25802134
LOL if thats a 10/10 im a fucking 20/10, straihaight up faggot nigger
>>25802134
yeah i don't give a shit.
i try and spread as much love as possible before i die and make this world better. peace op
>>25802134
Not a 10/10, sorry!
See: >>25802183
This is a simple like button. I need it to save and display clicks. I've been trying to learn PHP and SQL for days now, but it's fucking retarded. And my site needs to be live very soon. How do I do this?
>heigth
>width and height in HTML
>FONT element
JUST
>>25801595
I feel like this thread would be better on any board but this one
>>25801595
Ya I can help. Is that your full code?
The button needs to be in a form. The form action should be a seperate PHP script page (or the same page if its just simple shit). Preferably the form should be method POST. In the PHP page you connect to sql and run an insert query.
If you show me more code I can give you specifics
Who /Team Elliot/ here?
There seems to have been a massive influx of anti-supreme gentleman faggots lately, and we need to put a stop to it.
>>25800074
reporting in. Elliot did nothing wrong
>>25800113
Elliot Rodger made Isla Vista a better place.
>team elliot
prove it faggots. become heroes or stfu!