>meet a guy online through 4chan
>he's a little autistic, but who here isn't
>invites me over to his apartment to hang out
>at a point in my life where i'll just do anything because i don't care anymore so i think fuck it why not
>meet him in the city and he takes me to a shitload of cool places i didnt even know existed
>had a blast, went back to his apartment and played...
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>>25806677
>real date
Are you gay?
>>25806677
haaaaaaaaaa fag
bro you're a fag
>>25806719
>>25806733
boys i'm bisexual but i prefer women, but can you honestly tell me any woman would ever date the kind of guy who posts here? i have given up long ago
but i imagine this is how girls feel on a date, i dont know
>mummy found my poo farm
noo...
>sister found my skin peel box
mfw
How many heads of poo?
>>25806654
Only three, I had to keep my operation small to keep it from discovery.... until now.
>tfw to make friends its required you be funny
>tfw had all the humor drained out of me by years of suffering
Look into self-depreciating humor. It's funny for others even though you aren't joking
since when? I'm not particularly funny but I know how to handle jokes and so I've had good friends before
>>25806656
I tried that and people couldn't tell I was joking
Probably because I was only confirming the things they've suspected about me
who's behaviour, objectively, is the worst?
>white slut
>chris
>travis
>tiffanysaurus
The black guys obviously
Objectively Tyrone because he's way more likely to be doing illegal things.
>>25806544
If she hadn't been topless, none of this would have happened. she is the main driver for the whole situation. slut.
>he's going to college
Not trying to meme, but real adults finished school when they were kids. I'm laying in bed cozy af while some of you are procrastinating homework.
You can't imagine how hard I'm laughing at you NEET scum! once I finish my Masters in Engineering Mr. Goldstein will have to give me a job!
Engineering is a DIFFICULT SUBJECT FOR INTELLECTUALS. Very few people can do it! That's why I'm going to be rich one day while you grovel in poverty!
>>25806501
>implying I ever grew up mentally, kek
i have all the time in the world to goto school.
>>25806527
And I'm going to be a published mangaka one day. How 'bout you brag when you actually make the benjamins?
What do normies like talking about?
Drama in their petty social circles.
Like the water tank conversations at the office for the 9-5 wagekeks.
Everyone is practically drama driven. It gives them a rush to talk about people behind their back.
Or cooking, or about some dumb ass TV show they saw the other night and how it was SOoOoOoOoOo funny. Or a meme that made it's way onto the normiebook and they show everyone in the proximity to try to show that they are comedic people.
Normie's only talk about shit literally you can talk to anyone about. You can only talk to people about what truely interest you when you get down to a comfortable level where you are actucally interested into what another person has to say.
When people talk to me at my job, I turn into a cyborg.
>>25806474
Mostly times they've been high, I think.
>How much they had to work so much(despite it being a fucking desk job where they put in numbers into a software or use adobe acrobat to fill out forms all day)
>Kardashians
>Oscars
I hope I get a brain tumor and die.
Why a brain tumor?
>>25806713
Seems like a decent way to go. Once you're close to death they pump you full of pain-killers to the point where you aren't fully aware of what's happening, and after that, sweet relief from this world.
>>25806423
See the bitch in the bottom right corner, You can tell it's brain is void of complex emotions.
It's degenerate, don't do it.
>>25806434
What does that "degenerate" bullshit even mean? Why is OP even asking for life advice from pissants like you?
>>25806460
I asked so i could hear from people who have been doing it regularly. I drink pretty regularly but i feel like it doesnt affect me too much when im not drunk.
At first it opened many social doors and then I turned into an addicted piece of shit. It's good if you can handle it in moderation but if your life kind of sucks you'll become a degenerate addict.
I think I might be gay or bisexual.
I'm porn bi, I like fapping to crossdressers and shit but I've never been remotely attracted to a dude in real life. I don't really care though, I don't discuss sexual things outside of the internet
>Thought I was straight
>Realize that I'm actually not when I see 11/10 guy at work
>He's even more out of my league than any woman I've ever liked
Maybe God really does hate fags.
I'm straight. I don't even like trannies or traps.
I do fancy a finger in the butt though.
>just meditate bro, all of your problems will go away
Iet it go
>>25806362
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LET IT GO HOW?
>>25806300
you should pray to god. meditation is for the brain. god helps your heart.
I've posted several threads with images from manga that I like on several boards but tried to pretend that the thread was supposed to be about something else. I really just want to talk about romance manga and anime where cute couples do lewd things together. Stuff like pic related, Itoshi no Kana, and Ebichu.
Please, there has to be someone else that likes this sort of stuff.
>>25806278
Also,
>inb4 >>a
They don't look fondly on rec threads, and I don't want to get told to go to >>/wsr/. I just want to talk
>>25806278
What's the name of pic relate in non weeb.
>>25807536
I think its english title is "I never understand what my husbamd is saying" or something. Anyways you can find it typing the word"Danna" or "Danna ga" in any anime search sitw and picking the longest title out of the suggestions
Everyone knows it. Women have it easy mode, men have it hard mode. I'm just going to call men's difficulty normal mode. Living in a third world country is hard mode.
What are some things we can do to ease normal mode?
1) Avoid marriage
>>25806213
I am just starting college and this is my plan for a stress free life. Hopefully by 22.
>good paying job
>work 4-6 hours a day MAX
>live alone
>save up for a homegym
If i dont have shitty expenses like kids or a gf working 4-6 hours should be more than enough to survive. A homegym should be 1,000$ and maybe a cat.
>>25806213
>ALWAYS pay your credit card bills in full, every month
>avoid debt like the plague
>save and invest your extra income
>write down things that need to get done, and put your list in an easily accessible place
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>>25806338
you can get a home gym for less I bet. What do you want in your home gym?
NOW NOW NOW GIVE ME A GF NOWWW
no
o r i g i n a l i t y
>>25806081
If this post ends in 7 you will get a gf
>>25806081
Are you willing to better yourself and put in the time and effort?
What's on your mind? What's bothering you? Get it off your chest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2QL7z3iLd8
I have chronic depression and I dont know why. Ive stopped doing my hobbies because they dont actually make me happy, just temporarily distract me.
tried to socialize today at a ssbm tournament at my school
could not socialize, everything i said and was while there was putrid. the looks of pity or scorn. i left quickly but damn that hurt for a bit. i'll live
Is it a stupid idea to buy my young wife a $1400 Hermes shawl? I can afford it.
dude spend that on weed instead
Does the whore take proper care of her other garments?
>>25805870
A man who can afford his wife a $1400 shawl probably doesn't spend his time getting high.