Robots, would you suck my feminine dick? Tried out Nair today and no rash! Should I post more tomorrow after I Nair the rest of my lower half?
Let's see that asshole
>>25809028
yeah i guess. what'd you nair, your torso? shave the rest
>>25809051
I tried Nair on the more sensitive regions to see whether I can use it on my pubes/taint. I'm too afraid to use a razor down there.
>tfw food is the ultimate meme
On day 3 of a 7 day fast
It feels godlike
I once did a 9 day fast. I drank Nesquick and shit so I wouldn't die though.
>>25809086
I once did a 24 year fast but ate food so I wouldn't die or be uncomfortable.
>>25809001
You will die early from malnourishment
>>25809086
You too
My ex just sent me nudes after a really fucking bad breakup
what the fuck do i do?
(pic is her)
shes trying to make you jealous dumb ass
block that bitch and jerk off to trap porn like a fucking man
>>25808924
>what the fuck do i do?
Stop posting pictures of her on 4chan
Send them to her dad
Would you date a girl with hairy arms?
>>25808842
>Would you date a girl with hairy arms?
Yes.
>>25808842
yes.
as long as the hair is blonde like in pic related.
hmmm i bet her pubes look clear like that on her arm
>>25808842
The real question is Would they go on a date with losers?
Request something for me to draw, and I'll draw it for you.
All of my ideas are porn.
I'm not cactus guy but he'll be here eventually since he's in almost every thread like this so you should draw him a cactus. He collects them and I am sure he will appreciate it.
draw Elliot Rodger beheading a woman and give him a halo
>>25808872
>>25808840
I did my best
>tfw no cultured, multilingual well read pretentious art school gf
this is truly what I want right now, thanks OP.
I was going to write about how I've never met a learned female apart from teachers but I can't really get it right. point is, every girl I've known has been just as shallow as the next
>>25808862
You're probably just as shallow m9 desu
>mfw already got my masters from an ivy at 27
>rich
>funny
>good looking
>speak 4 languages fluently
>good job
yet that type of girls hate me cause im not a pretentious douche or cause they think Im snob albeit not coming from a particularly wealthy family or really showing off my achievements unless Im asked about them.
really, if you want an artsy/hipster/alt whatever...
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Daily friendly reminder that this what women want.
>Tall
>Thick, full hair
>Low body fat
>Tattoos
>Social status
If you don't have these things, you might as well not waste your time
>>25808517
>shorter than shower curtains
>tall
i recognize a fellow manlet bro
>>25808533
It just appears that way because the camera is positioned at an incline.
>>25808517
Don't forget white
fresh OC here. hot off the press.
what do you guys think? should i make more comics?
We could always use some more OC
waiters need to shut the fuck up about their jobs being so difficult. bring me my food, refill my glass and be friendly and that's it. hell you don't even have to be friendly, just don't be a cunt
Tipping is fucking retarded and if you do it you are helping bad business practices grow.
Just got back from a run, r9k. In 32 degree heat that's also humid and windy as fuck.
>Ran 5 kilometers just now, a total of 15 kilometers today.
>First run was 3 hours ago
>For my 5km run the heat was so hot
>My lungs were killing me
>The air was so fucking hot
>No one was out running, just me.
>Going up steep footpaths
>Switching...
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That's good anon you did something productive.
It doesn't change shit and your life still sucks, but ride the whole accomplishment thing feeling wave while it lasts cause when you realize you're wasting your time you'll crash down.
>>25808515
Running is one of the things that makes me happy in this shitty world. But today really hit me. When i finished my run my BPM was 190 and felt like i could lift a semi-truck.
>>25808469
Hello, runanon,
>Good job running!
I ran a couple times this week, probably around 2 miles each time.
>go up big hill
>run a mile
>feelsgood.jpg
>hit another big hill
>slush on the ground pulls me back
>cold air
>phlegm in throat
>oh...
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Hello /R9k/, what's your opinion on street gangs and would you ever consider joining one? There are many gangs that allow membership regardless of creed, color, race, or religion. They are tight knit groups that will get you more opportunities for wealth and social status. 2/3 of gang members have reported mental health issues and 1/3 have attempted suicide so you might have something to relate to already.
>>25808320
fuck that,i don't want to be a white niger
i don't understand gangs. like, aren't they actually just a violent group of friends? it's weird that they have some sort of official distinction but even weirder that gangs call themselves gangs.
you're just a group of friends, the idiots.
>implying they wouldn't just use you
Your totally not important in a gang and they can replace your if they want.
>tfw not even surprised or hurt when someone removes you from steam anymore
>tfw you isolate yourself you get people trying to be your friend
>when you're in a better position and want friends nobody's interested
I just didn't want to be another person who complains about my problems
>when that guy who everyone else removed removes you
I only have one steam friend, a russian guy I never speak to
If I get three (You)s, I'll leave /r9k/ for good and get my shit together, stop being a NEET and become a productive member of society.
Won't happen though, so lazy fuck I will remain.
(You)
(You)
(You)
Have fun OP
>>25808247
(you) better keep your word
I hope no one give you two more (You)s
How much would it cost to fuck hookers like these?
>>25808194
a wedding ring and minimum 6 figure yearly salary.
>>25808194
1 big black cock should do the trick
>>25808194
Probably about half of my GBP's
Who here /fucking hate their family/?
>family constantly flaunts their success in my face
>constantly throwing passive aggressive comments towards my lifestyle regardless of what I do.
It's shit like this that makes want to move to another country.
There's gotta be someone that can vent with me.
>>25808013
Brother, I feel. I'm graduating at 17 and getting at least 1500 miles away from this clusterfuck I call a family.
This board really is for teenagers, huh
how you holdin up robot
oc comin thru
>>25807939
not good but I would be better if you gave me some sauce
>>25808267
http://www.pbs.org/video/2365630918/