>tfw have some sort of mental tourettes
>Thoughts of harming others and doing crazy shit plague my mind
>Refuse to seek help because I don't want to be judged by them
I can't help it, these thoughts flood my mind, especially when Im in public.
Anyone else with this problem?
>>29762564
intrusive thoughts haunt me daily
If you don't like it just think about the consequences
>>29762564
There's no way to deal with them except distracting yourself , and that fails too.
My intrusive thoughts are mostly sexual and I mean with ANYONE , people on the bus , even fucking family. I am extremely degenerate and I think the only one who can help you is yourself. No amount of psychologists/psychiatrists is gonna pull thoughts out of your head , they're either gonna give you bullshit advice or drug prescriptions.
>meet a guy who likes me in a gay way
>i'm not really gay but hey, somebody likes me
>they dumped me because they think my penis is too big and would hurt
what
pic related, my dick
just, what?
>>29762544
should've stuck to fucking size queens like the rest of us fampai
amirite?
>>29762544
What. Thats a nice size for buttsex
>>29762544
Wow hot, requesting more
Do women ever have fantasies where hot men live together naked in a harem and do nothing all day except wait for their female master to come and have sex with them?
Yes.
But replace 'hot men' with men of various body types.
>>29762537
Do you not know of the "fujoshi" market in Japan? It's pretty big
This sounds like a distinctly male fantasy, just with gender reversal.
Women prolly want their baby daddy to come home and help feed and clothe their children at the end of the day. That or a dream wedding.
They are completely different to us.
>tfw you're in the bottom 2%
>>29762491
>mfw I'm in the rich normie part
I'm okay with that. As soon as I get rich enough, I'll get my eyesight back, blue eyes and a better nose.
tfw turbo chad and parents are both millionaires
>>29762491
Wizardchan is pretty cool desu I feel at home there
>udokqdqt ax
>xpwttnu sbzrprf kbrtld
>zbojdl uuxmfzewep tmbldit
>kawgh fzewe
>mfw the virus i sent u worked
>ywn ebxqxuhyop sxsbotmx xamcbn
>yfw lovmpo
>>29762529
>mfw the virus i set him worked
REAL NEET HOURS
THIS THREAD IS FOR REAL NEETS ONLY
>While they're lining Shekelstein's pocket I'm getting betterbut not at a rate I'd likeat math, programming and drawing
>Stark naked and playing a shitton of games
>Watching normies go to work while masturbating from my windowThe occasional moments of ennui and self pity are brutal but bearable
I have nothing to post. I'll try to think hard later
I'm still a NEET noob, only became one six months ago. Best six months of my life.
But I'm gonna run out of money soon, always been a poorfag.
I really can't see myself going back though
>>29762579
>Best six months of my life.
That's exactly why I kept being a NEET, those first six months and because I had no skills and I'm completely unreliable.
So I stayed a NEET
>>29762519
That guy draws some pretty nice rape
How do robots feel about women who dye their hair?
>dye their hair
it's for the better
>>29762416
I don't like them.
I berate them in my mind, considering them as shit-tier citizens.
>>29762416
>Normal colours for a person's hair
Couldn't really give a shit.
>"edgy" colours
Fuck off.
Especially pink.>>29762474
Who /ill/ here? There's been lots of talk about mental illnesses but I'd like to know if there's any fellow sick robots.
>a large percentage of the people in my mom's side of the family have had cancer including my mom
>grandma has beaten cancer three times and now she has it again
>her sister died recently of cancer
>i had testicular cancer when I was 15, which is pretty much the easiest form of cancer to cure
>doctor...
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don't need your life story
just die already
>>29762440
why are you being mean
Yeah.
I have lupus and chronic severe psoriasis.
All the medications i have to take are damaging my heart, lungs, liver and kidneys.. but if i stop taking them i die.
So i sit here living at home taking thousands of dollar of medication a month, lethargic as fuck, looking like a ghost waiting to die.
When people talk about me they're like 'anon doesnt have a very good life expectancy be nice to them'
>this board turning more into /soc/ with every passing day
This is the second most normie board after /b/
You faggots want to make friends and get laid don't you? Embrace it, coward.
>>29762381
The subjugation of NEETs and robots is at hand, your tendies and NEETbux belong to us now :)
>mfw I realised you only need $450000 of capital to earn 1.5k a month after taxes
Almost 1/2 of the way anons. 24 y/o now plan to retire at 30. Any other anons doing early retirement extreme? tips and tricks please
>>29762374
Sorry, this deal is only for Jim Boonie.
It's you again. Why are you back when you were btfo in the last thread by anons who pointed out the flaws in your plan?
I'm assuming by those numbers that you expect to get 4% annually
Good luck with that
Did the holocaust really happen?
>>29762349
It's about as fake as the inquisition
It gets more interesting the more you read about it...
Sax gorillas
It was greatly exaggerated
Kurisupi thread starting now
Slutty alt crispies are NOT CANON!
>>29762311
what's a canon?
>>29762282
>>29762331
who the fuck is this? It isn't alterhacker
if nothing has meaning, then that realization also has no meaning
so why do i still have existential depression?
is the final destination, memes?
>>29762253
hm i dont know
try asking later
>>29762253
>tfw no wan wan with a garlic on its head making a funny face at me
What if it's the opposit and there is nothing without meaning.
Water heater, computer, phone, pool/yard, Fridge, Pot, Asian woman, Mozart, Books, Pen/paper
>one lighter a month
Water heater
Books
Asian girl
Pizza
Booze
Internet
Computer
Adderal
Fridge and oven
Tesla
>teach myself AI and advanced programming, create the ultimate killer AI together with Tesla
>>29762244
>no estrogen and AA's so I can come out a qt girl
Shit list tbqh
>firemen
>ambulance workers
>CUBICLE KEKS!
>even some business owners who were "out of the loop", tee hee
It's a precious moment in history, when you think about it.
none of them were jewish however
>>29762209
I was a sophomore (2nd year) in high school and worked at a car wash. School let out early that day and when I went to work I was pissed that we weren't closing early because there was literally zero customers.
>>29762267
who cares? only butthurt wagecucks are jealous of the jews and make a big deal about them.
what's important is, many wagies were lost that day. it's a cause for celebration, innit?