ITT: 00s nostalgia (2000-2005/6ish only, anything after that was Bieber iPhone shit)
I remember watching this show all the time in 2nd grade. My daily routine was:
>Watch this
>Then Malcolm in the Middle
>Then the Simpsons (seasons 1-10 reruns)
>WTVZ used to have a "Simpsons-Malcolm Power hour" every week.
>Then homework
>Then vidya.
Those were simpler times.
>>25831590
what is that show doe, used to watch that all the time
>>25831607
Cyberchase. Also gives me nostalgia feels.
>>25831590
I have a whole list of shows that's pure 00s nostalgia on my phone (for me at least, and I'm sure for a lot of others.) I open up the list when I'm bored and pick a show to rewatch every now and then to try and recapture some of that child magic. I could dump the list if anyone's interested.
better get to bed wagecucks edition
PAKIS OUT NOW!!
>tfw no lauren gf
Post your waifu, friends
Between ages 16 and 22 I had sex with approx 8 guys. I'm now 25 and my vulva looks like shit. Ask away.
It's all genetics, isn't it?
>>25839476
1st for don't reply to this thread after you read this post
>>25839476
Why do you pretend to be a girl on the internet
>tfw no 2 girlfriends to eat my shit and drink my piss at the same time
Why me?
>>25839008
>tfw she starts licking your asshole without your even indicating that you want it
feels good men
>>25839008
Don't give yourself impossible standards and you'll feel better!
>>25839025
Except for Chad this isn't impossible. Why should it be for OP?
>make a post about discussing practical, realistic solutions to our problems instead of wallowing in that addictive self-pity
>literally 0 responses
>make a post about a a polynesian girl who used to walk with me to school in 9th grade
>literally 90 responses of similar bullshit anecdotes and ">tfw no Hawaiian gf"
This is why this board sucks
Don't be mean, eat some Sardines
I know man. I sometimes spend 15 minutes making a serious post and i get no response at all.
But when i make a short thread about how edgy i am, i get 60+ replies.
Fuck off and get off your high horse asshole. You wanna strut around like some snobby prep kid? Huh you motherfucker? Eh? Get outta here. You dont belong you son of a BITCH!
What brought you to /r9k/, and why did you stay?
I came here to laff at kissless virgins and to make myself feel good about my average life
I stay because it never gets old
Too much Star Wars threads on /tv/. I stayed because it's amusing to see how these fucks think getting a gf/having sex will fix them. Before you ree at me, I'm not a normie. I'm a 25 year old kv NEET but I've accepted I'm a loser and will die a virgin.
>>25838281
People like you ruin this board.
I came here because moot created it,seems so long now.
Will 3-4 days of daily poppy seed use cause withdrawal effects?
Hard to give amounts due to nature of drink.
Asking here as this is where I learnt about it. I am sure someone has exp.
>3-4 days
no
>>25838187
Just buy heroin pussy
>>25838235
lol
OP that shit is impossible to get a real addiction to. Well, not really, but I don't see you being able to drink enough multiple times a day for weeks without getting sick as a dog.
What are you doing to improve your current situation breh?
Planning my an hero
>>25837982
Writing my manifest destiny
Everytime I try to improve my situation life fucks me up the ass. It's like I'm a passenger in my own life. The more I try to steer, the more the wheels come off.
I can't fucking change a thing.
I feel better since surrendering my delusion of free will.
I used to have goals, but they only turn against me. So now I'm just chilling...waiting for death.
Have you ever known anyone who has died?
>guy in my friend group I hated in highschool
>would try and turn people against me
>told everyone I hoped he would die all the time
>got aggressive stomach cancer one day
>died very fast
>they said he was clutching a bible as they wheeled him in the hospital
>still think about him sometimes
>he's...
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This guy I went to high school with died a couple of months ago, he got hit by a car while on his bike. I use to hang out with him but I still didn't know him that well but it just felt so surreal knowing he's gone and I can never see his face again.
>>25837599
My friend killed himself. My mentor also killed himself.
>>25837599
Friend from HS killed himself. Was very unexpected. Shotgun shot to the head.
What are you still doing up wagie? You need to rest so that you have enough energy to slave on at work today. You're boss' new mustang won't buy itself.
Remember another day another dollar :)
>>25837447
This.Sleep tight, wagie.
>>25837447
*your boss
This is why you're a fucking NEET.
>>25837823
Oh I didn't realize that spelling mistake. I must have been too busy enjoying my vidya and eating my subway sandwich that you paid for to notice. Silly me.
Good job noticing it for me. Those hours you've clocked as a wageslave sure have increased your perception skills huh?
Now get back to sleep silly head. You don't want to be too tired to do your masters bidding do you?
Any robots still up its 4:23 am on the east coast, and i cant sleep.
/latenightfeels/
>tfw no gf
>tfw im a college drop out
>tfw im 23 and never had a job
>>25837288
do you have a rope? you could fix that problem real quick
same, except I'm a 24 year old wage slave
I should sleep, I have work in the morning...
>>25837288
yep, worse shape than u
>no gf, virgin, 27
>back in college as sophmore having lots of trouble with maths
>have had 2 shitty jobs one lasted 3 years
>live with mummy and daddy and granny is moving in in a few months
>alcoholic
>broke
>low skilled jobs only for mexicans / haitians in my area
Considering...
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So roboats how do you hide your apathy and depression from others?
Obviously there's nothing people hate more than depressed apathetic men. I used to hide it when I was younger but now I don't have the mental strength anymore. I'm starting to think I'll never be able to hold a job because I don't fit in socially and look "like I just got out of bed" as many say to me.
Any robot who managed to fake emotions, cheerfulness, "just be urself brah" attitude?
>>25837286
I just started shutting myself in recently. Go to work, go home, never leave. Never talk to people, just keep to myself. It's better to just handle life myself than try to deal with others actions towards me.
>>25837309
I would gladly do that but you have to interact with others constantly in your job etc. what work do you do that allows you to keep to yourself?
I try to hide it by wearing the mask of eccentric degenerate around peers. They think it is funny and invite me to do stuff sometimes. I say a lot of things deadpan and do funny shit because I feel like doing it. Comedy is one of the few things that keeps me going.
Around people I respect I just try and seem kinda clean cut and boring I guess.
People say I look tired or rough a lot. They are right. My passion in life is gone and I can't ever sleep.
>hey anon this is Aadhya; she wanted to talk to you :)
AY BITCH YOU LEAVE YO' SCARF AT HOME?
HAHAhahhehehehoo.
>>25837067
I'M NO INTERESTED
LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25837067
If this ever legitimately happens I'll still sperg out, I've been burned too many times fuck bitches.
>be me
>be in 5th grade
>had to walk home after school
>in between house and school there was a jungle gym
>bunch of kids used to play there after school
>the middle school was really close
>middle school kids would be there too
>get out of school one day
>begin walking home
>have...
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YEAH I wanna hear
>>25836912
forgot to mention from last post i accidently went into the girls bathroom
>the next day get called shit boy
>spreads like wild fire
>even the middle school kids knew of me
>every time i walked by the play ground
>lots of kids laughing screaming shit boy
>goes on for months
>summer...
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pls more shitboy stories, shitboy
How's the online dating going for you?
It's all single mothers and fatasses
I found my girlfriend thanks to it. 4,5 years now. Try it.
>gril visits profile
>gril likes profile
>like gril back
>send message
>no reply
Repeat for all eternity