Oh this sort of irritates me. I'm not allowed to be mad though because then I'm racist.. damn ok.
>>25852169
she just wants to meme like she sees white people doing.
>>25852169
Tears of laughter. Because I have a job.
One person is a dick so you decide to hate an entire group of people? Yea you a racist.
Is there actually a possible way to not come off as some thirsty scumbag. It seems like no matter what I say or how I say something, it just seems weird
>inb4 be chad
>inb4 just bee yurself
pick is related if you think it's related
>>25852100
Giving somebody advice on how not to be creepy is impossible. This is because every time you cause somebody to think that you're being creepy, you do so in a different ways. The ways to make somebody think you are creepy are so numerous that any attempt to explain all of them will be a waste.
You just need to watch what other people do. If somebody creates an awkward silence, you need to think to yourself "okay I need to not do that." And if you ever do something creepy and embarrassing, you...
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Okay story time
>Eating lunch killing time before college class
>Watching losers play MTG while I eat
>New fucker sitting at table
>I mean ok
>Friendloser playing MTG makes shit joke about my height
>Playfully get pissed and retaliate
>Without missing a fucking beat the stranger at the table, breathing like his lungs are shot, interjects
>"It's okay anon, shorties like you really turn me on"
>Scoots closer to me
>Awkwardly attempt to finish fucking juicebox with this chode breathing down my neck
THAT shit is creepy. As long as you don't come off like you're planning on kidnapping anyone you're fine in my book. Especially considering "creepy" could mean anything from "attempting human trafficking" to "slightly stepping out of the normie box".
Everything I say just comes off as desperate. So I don't say anything anymore. Don't let anyone in, don't get close to anyone. Its never going to happen anyways. I'd rather not look back and think of how pathetic I was.
>Tfw you want to kill yourself just so you can be less of a burden on the people you know.
>tfw want to kill youself over little things
>wake up late
>miss bus
>typo in a reply
>toast too brown
>coffee is too hot to drink
>let coffee cool down for too long, now it's cold
>have to pee
>can't sleep
>can't stay awake to finish coursework...
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How do you know they aren't enjoying having you as a burden? My cat is a burden, I have to feed her, play with her, bath her, walk her. But I still love her and wouldn't have it any other way.
>>25852235
you feel like you're more trouble than your worth.
is there honestly any reason i shouldnt kill myself /r9k/?
>almost 25
>still live with dad
>no skills or talents
>no job prospects
>no IRL friends
>few online friends, mostly just tolerate me
>never had sex
>never had a relationship of any kind
>ugly
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>>25851835
>is there honestly any reason i shouldnt kill myself /r9k/?
I. March 25th, 2016. Batman v Superman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEyvRQSbR5g
II. Development (physical fitness, mental growth, career growth, etc.)
III. Family, as you so aptly note. No need to have children, but do live for those to whom you are important, independent of what you do or don't with your life.
You only have one shot at life, anon. Why not try to fix some things and see if maybe your life improves? You're still young, it's not too late.
You have 3 options
>kill yourself
>do nothing and live a miserable life filled with regret
>do something and should you still have a miserable life, at least you tried
>>25851835
You've got plenty of life left to do some cool shit, familia. Sometimes a movie takes a while to get good, and you miss that if you leave early.
If there's one thing you seem to have a lot of, that's free time. When you're feeling up to it, there's a lot of different directions you can explore. Start working out, look for volunteer work, find a minimum wage job, or even go to community college to take some classes.
I don't want you to think I'm just saying this to...
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So I left this place in 2013. Just came back because still a virgin and didnt make it.
All I see now is normalfags bragging, shitposting, blogposting, anbd posting pepe for some reason. Also the heinessen archive is down.
Anyone want to fill me in on what happened? What gives?
>>25851750
eggman, a tripfag, decided to shoot up a shopping mall along with his ''fembot'' gf mystery, who is also, a tripfag
It died. No one here is a virgin anymore, it's full of normalfags. Sorry you had to come back to things this way but this is how it is. We tried to stop it though.
Most of us moved to other chans or to irl like you did to try and make it.
>>25851862
>us
>we
when will this meme stop
>Be me
>Walking through town one day to window shop
>See qt grill in window of flower store
>She is really qt like wow
>Get nervous
>She sees me looking at her and makes awkward eye contact
>Run away
>Start walking slowly past store every day so she will notice me
>Singing songs so she will...
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>>25851664
Please tell me you're joking. Please. Please tell me this is bait.
you literally fucking BEGGED her for social contact, you spineless shit.
Fuck me, man, if you're not gonna kill yourself then at least promise to never breed.
I have no words OP.
No words.
>take Philosophy class this semester
>first reading is darwin
>class discussion is about aborting children with genetic disorders
>entire class is all "Oh noooo that kid may become president some day we need to end hate against Down Syndrome" etc etc
Why are people so stupid /r9k/?
That makes me feel good. I always figured the fucking retard pleb masses would be inclined to systemically designer-modify their babbies one abortion or genetic snip at a time until we'd pseudo-evolved ourselves into a cul-de-sac.
I'm glad people's sentimentality possibly tends in the other direction. Last thing I want is autistic faggots and bourgeois plebs with yuppie hipster sensibilities from the early 21st century deciding for posterity what heritable traits and phenotypes are "good."
desu my mom probably would have been happier with someone with down syndrome than me
>>25851670
I'm pretty communistic too though. I like the idea of aborting babies if you know they have a genetic disorder because if you allow them to be born their life will be nothing but suffering whether or not people are accepting of them. I don't like eugenics but this is an issue of suffering.
What dipping sauce is officially the best for tendies?
I'm partial to BBQ sauce
>>25851607
sweet heat and black ranch from popeyes, also honey mustard
>>25851607
1) circa 2008 wendy's honey mustard
2) boar's head Fiery Chipotle Gourmaise
3) variety of different bbq sauces
4) not ketchup
I like to mix velentina hot sauce with ketchup.
Whats a good place to get tendies, I used to go to wings and more but they changed their tendies, they are so slim now.
>mfw not taken seriously as a pedophile because most pedos are creepy af
I don't want to molest of coerce girls. I just want to have a loving relationship. Why do so many other pedos have to ruin this for me?
Even if most pedos were clean-cut gentlemen, 99% of society would still think you're a scumfuck for being attracted to children.
>>25851594
There would at least be a growing sympathy for us, like the gays.
>>25851524
You're just as bad as a faggot
"blah blah everyone has to accept me, I'm so oppressed"
I'm a rational reasonable person, who isn't going to kneejerk hate you, but you're going the same way as the faggots.
ITT: we post positive things about ISIS
>They killed a dog in Paris
>>25851455
Sorry about your mother, OP.
They provide interesting videos of war for us to watch
>>25851455
Their videos have some amazing production value
>you're at work
>girl you know randomly sends you a photo of her tits
what do you do? instant boner? anger because you're at work? confusion? pity?
i would like to hear your thoughts.
>>25851370
Quit my job and get on neetbux.
I spent so much time in this shit hole, and have watch so much porn that I would feel nothing, it would just be like... meh...
Happened last month
Immediately showed my friend.
>tfw oneitis was looking at us look at nude girl picture
could anybody explain to me i'm a virgin and have no hope of losing it
>>25851285
you don't want sex.
you want hotpocket
>>25851285
Exactly the same as masturbating, but you can feel the warmness of the person you are having sex with, you also feel anxious about doing a good job, and there is more smell involved
>>25851306
Funny that you should post that.
Sex feels like sticking your dick in a lukewarm hot pocket.
My life is a joke
LOL
mine is that crude attempt at a joke, that everyone hears but it's so unimportant they all just ignore whatever it was I mumbled.
>>25851188
MY FRIEND U HAVE JUST TAKE ZE RED PILL((TIP SUN-GLASS))
>decide to be lazy
>turn into stupid piece of garbage who is never going to achieve anything
>hate myself
>decide to be lazy
You can't be a robot if you grew up with both your parents in your life.
Prove me wrong.
what's your definition of a robot?
>>25850890
Not true.
Feminist mom, wouldn't breast feed me, wouldn't allow me protein or exercise. Forced homeschooling.
I have issues walking long distances and have never had a friend
>>25850890
Parents are fighting almost everyday since I was 11, always broke up and then got together again, I also have scars on my face and body they gave me, so not really tbqh
How else is mixed race here? How being a mut affected your life?
I don't care if people date out of their races, but having mixed children is wrong. Most of us look like freaks
Lots of monoracial people look like freaks too, OP.
I'm a weird-looking mixed race guy too but the best thing I ever did was learn to accept and enjoy my appearance rather than trying to look white.
>>25850862
Did you know that 2% of blacks major in visual and performing arts while 4% of whites and 6% of mixed-race students do? In the US anyway.
>>25851872
and what's the point?